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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DoA KT (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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167 lbs
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210 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Excellent MT
Solid chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, DoA KT!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Roger Salmon and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot misses with a left hand
and KT counters with an outside leg kick.
Idiot gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Idiot is trying to force a seperation but KT has the dominant position.
KT looking to slow down the pace here.
Idiot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
KT wants to land a leg kick but Idiot is out of range.
Idiot instigates a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Idiot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
KT walks into a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot has KT up against the ropes in a clinch.
Idiot scores with a shot to the side of KT's head.
KT looking to slow down the pace here.
Idiot is trying to break the clinch but KT is controlling him.
Idiot lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of KT backwards.
Idiot lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Idiot stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Idiot lands a shoulder strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot just leaning against KT, taking a breather.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Come on Idiot - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
KT is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
KT seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
KT is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Idiot has denied him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot lands a hook that snaps the head of KT backwards.
Idiot lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of KT backwards.
Idiot lands a hook that snaps the head of KT backwards.
Idiot tries to break the clinch but KT is controlling the position.
Idiot is trying to force a seperation but KT has the dominant position.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Idiot wants to get back to striking at distance but KT won't allow it.
Idiot working hard to break the clinch.
Idiot is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Idiot lands with a short punch from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idiot lands a left hand.
Idiot slows down the pace here.
Idiot gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Idiot manages to break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idiot misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Idiot throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck KT on the side of the head.
Idiot throws a poor cross that misses
and KT counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but KT manages to avoid it.
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
KT throws a low kick but Idiot moves out of range easily.
KT showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Idiot.
Idiot closes the distance and pushes KT back into the ropes.
Idiot tries to circle away but KT has him pinned against the ropes.
Idiot has had enough of the clinch but KT keeps him there for the moment.
Idiot is trying to break free.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Idiot tries to circle away but KT has him pinned against the ropes.
A right hook to the body lands for Idiot.
KT is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
A short right from Idiot on the inside.
Idiot has KT pressed against the ropes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
KT looking to stall.
A nice left hand lands by Idiot.
Idiot wants to get back to striking at distance but KT won't allow it.
KT stalling in the clinch but Idiot improves position.
Idiot is trying to break the clinch but KT is controlling him.
Idiot digs a right hand into KT's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on KT's gas tank.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idiot breaks the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
Idiot closes the distance and clinches.
Idiot avoiding damage.
Idiot is trying to break the clinch but KT has him pressed against the ropes.
KT letting Idiot take a breather here.
Idiot lands with a right to the head.
Idiot stalling the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idiot working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Idiot lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
KT keeps control of Idiot as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Idiot manages to break the clinch.
Idiot swinging wildly here.
Idiot closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Idiot wants to break free but KT has control.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Idiot as KT tries to tie him up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Blithering Idiot dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Idiot takes the fight into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Idiot.
Idiot just leaning against KT, taking a breather.
KT is trying to stall.
KT has Idiot pressed against the ropes, preventing Idiot from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Idiot wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but KT has him pressed against the ropes.
Idiot breaks from the clinch.
KT ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot swings for the body but KT moves out of range.
Blithering Idiot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Idiot moves into the clinch.
KT is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Idiot lands a right hand.
KT prevents Idiot from breaking the clinch.
Idiot is trying to break free.
Idiot leaning his opponent against the ropes.
KT's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot is trying to push KT away but KT has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Idiot breaks from the clinch.
KT showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Idiot.
Idiot moves into the clinch.
KT tries to stall but Idiot uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Idiot is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that KT can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Idiot lands an uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A short uppercut from Idiot.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Idiot creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Idiot has KT pressed against the ropes.
KT is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by DoA KT.
Idiot rushes KT and presses him up against the ropes.
Idiot taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Idiot breaks the clinch.
An inside leg kick from KT misses.
Idiot takes the fight into the clinch.
Idiot working hard to break the clinch.
DoA KT has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Idiot lands a shot to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Blithering Idiot showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Idiot has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blithering Idiot!
An out of breath and clearly excited Blithering Idiot thanked hello for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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