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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paco Da Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba KillsInWater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da Man comes to the cage accompanied by Tenacious D - Beelzeboss. Paco Da Man has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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270 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paco Da Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bubba KillsInWater!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KillsInWater moves out of range of the body kick from Da Man.
Da Man avoids the head kick by KillsInWater.
Da Man takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
KillsInWater scores with a kick to the midsection.
KillsInWater pulls out of a head kick attempt.
KillsInWater throws a nice outside leg kick.
KillsInWater's corner calls for a 1-2. KillsInWater obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
It looks like Paco Da Man has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Da Man tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but KillsInWater paws at him with a jab and circles away.
KillsInWater takes a swing at Da Man's ribcage but misses.
Da Man moves out of range of the body kick.
Da Man moves out of range of the body kick.
Da Man jabs KillsInWater to the body, keeping him at a distance.
KillsInWater lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice inside leg kick there by Da Man. That's going to slow KillsInWater down.
KillsInWater looks to land a combination but Da Man avoids it well.
Da Man avoids a kick to the body.
KillsInWater throws a head kick that misses
and Da Man counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Da Man lands a head kick. KillsInWater smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
It looks like Bubba KillsInWater has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater misses with a body shot.
Da Man misses with a body shot.
Da Man jabs KillsInWater right on the nose. KillsInWater blinks but takes it well.
A big head kick from Da Man and KillsInWater is sent sprawling to the canvas!
KillsInWater is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Da Man throws a big elbow that misses.
KillsInWater is still in real trouble! Can Da Man finish him?
Da Man trying to control but KillsInWater is working from the bottom.
KillsInWater utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
KillsInWater seems to have recovered his senses.
KillsInWater looking to hit a scissor sweep but Da Man is one step ahead there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Da Man accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Da Man is fighting to break KillsInWater's control of his arms but KillsInWater is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Da Man is looking to work some ground and pound but KillsInWater has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
KillsInWater seems keen to control Da Man's posture.
Da Man loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
KillsInWater utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
KillsInWater is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Da Man trying to control but KillsInWater is working from the bottom.
KillsInWater looking to hit a scissor sweep but Da Man is one step ahead there.
KillsInWater working a defensive guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bubba KillsInWater has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
KillsInWater listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Da Man looking to score a takedown here. KillsInWater is defending well but Da Man drives through and ends up in KillsInWater's guard.
Da Man trying to control but KillsInWater is working from the bottom.
Da Man landing with the ground and pound.
KillsInWater lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Da Man!
Da Man tries to hold on but KillsInWater postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Da Man tries to get back to half guard but can't.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Da Man slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
KillsInWater stops Da Man from getting back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
KillsInWater wants to take a breather but Da Man is having none of it.
Da Man won't allow KillsInWater to pass to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Paco Da Man dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Da Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Da Man lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and KillsInWater has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from KillsInWater and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Da Man lands with a straight right. KillsInWater didn't see that one coming.
Paco Da Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Da Man tries to clinch there but KillsInWater circles away.
Da Man takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
KillsInWater moves out of range of the strikes.
An inside leg kick from Da Man misses.
Da Man misses with a looping right.
KillsInWater gets a clinch.
Da Man tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
KillsInWater lands a shoulder strike.
The referee calls for Da Man to work.
Da Man can't find room to land a body shot as KillsInWater controls the action.
Da Man lands a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater lands a nice shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Da Man's defenses.
Da Man can't find room to land a body shot as KillsInWater controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Da Man fails to land.
KillsInWater can't find room to land a body shot as Da Man controls the action.
Da Man tries to work over KillsInWater's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
KillsInWater blocks a body shot from Da Man.
Da Man dodges an elbow strike from KillsInWater.
Da Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
KillsInWater misses with a knee strike.
Da Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
Da Man throws a punch but it's blocked by KillsInWater.
Da Man throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
KillsInWater is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Da Man takes an elbow to the forehead.
Paco Da Man's cut is getting worse.
Da Man cracks KillsInWater with a nice body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Da Man.
KillsInWater escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Da Man blocks the body kick.
KillsInWater looks to land a right hand but Da Man moved out of range.
Da Man feints a jab promting KillsInWater to slip. Da Man then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. KillsInWater slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Da Man looks to score with a jab to the body but KillsInWater is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from KillsInWater.
Da Man looks to throw the jab but KillsInWater is out of range.
Da Man gets off balance looking for a body kick
and KillsInWater counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
KillsInWater has taken the fight to the clinch.
KillsInWater lands a body shot in the clinch.
Nice elbow from KillsInWater.
Da Man lands a body shot.
Da Man can't find room to land a body shot as KillsInWater controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Da Man is defending well for now.
KillsInWater lands a shot to the body.
KillsInWater makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
KillsInWater misses with a hook from the clinch.
Da Man misses with a hook from the clinch.
KillsInWater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Da Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Da Man blocks a body shot from KillsInWater.
KillsInWater lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Da Man misses with an elbow strike.
KillsInWater lands a good knee to the midsection. Da Man won't want to take too many of those.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KillsInWater goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
KillsInWater misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, KillsInWater just misses with a elbow thrown towards Da Man's brow.
Da Man looks to throw an elbow but misses.
KillsInWater creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Da Man scores a nice knee to the body.
KillsInWater is breathing heavily.
Da Man has a couple of punches blocked by KillsInWater.
KillsInWater tries a knee to the head but Da Man blocks it.
Da Man struggles to land a body shot inside as KillsInWater controls his hands.
Da Man tries a body shot but KillsInWater blocks it.
KillsInWater misses with a hook from the clinch.
KillsInWater comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Da Man.
Da Man takes an elbow to the forehead.
KillsInWater blocks a body shot from Da Man.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
KillsInWater misses with a hook from the clinch.
KillsInWater struggles to land a body shot inside as Da Man controls his hands.
KillsInWater misses with a short punch on the inside.
KillsInWater is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Bubba KillsInWater will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
KillsInWater misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from KillsInWater.
Da Man connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed KillsInWater momentarily.
KillsInWater explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Da Man moves out of range as KillsInWater throws a body kick.
Da Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Da Man misses with a leg kick.
Jab by KillsInWater.
Paco Da Man's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Da Man misses with a leg kick.
KillsInWater throws a chopping leg kick but Da Man manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
KillsInWater wants to slow Da Man down by chopping away at his legs.
KillsInWater scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
KillsInWater connects with the punch.
A slow jab from Da Man misses its intended target.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Da Man - that will leave a mark!
KillsInWater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Da Man moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
KillsInWater keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Da Man.
Da Man misses with a looping right.
Da Man connects with a crisp jab.
Da Man connects with a single shot there.
KillsInWater fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Da Man on the side of the head.
Da Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
KillsInWater looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
KillsInWater throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
KillsInWater lands with a slapping head kick.
Jeez, Paco Da Man's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Da Man fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. KillsInWater looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
KillsInWater takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Da Man checks a leg kick.
Da Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by KillsInWater.
KillsInWater with a hook.
KillsInWater looks for the body kick but Da Man saw that one coming.
KillsInWater has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Man is looking to score with low kicks.
Da Man scores with a nice body kick.
KillsInWater uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Da Man.
KillsInWater moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
KillsInWater scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Da Man doesn't seem bothered though.
Da Man throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
KillsInWater loads up on a big right hand but Da Man slips the punch.
Da Man misses with a looping left.
Da Man takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Paco Da Man's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bubba KillsInWater!
An out of breath Bubba KillsInWater thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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