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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borat Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Anka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anka has chosen Kalinka as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kalle Anka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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203 lbs
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212 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borat Obama!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kalle Anka!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Valeri Chadov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Obama lands an impressive looking overhand right. Anka doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Kalle Anka has been cut.
Obama fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice sprawl there from Obama as Anka shoots in.
Obama throws a head kick that misses.
Anka shoots in for a double leg but Obama sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Obama closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Anka to the mat! Anka manages to get full guard.
Anka looking to hit a scissor sweep but Obama is one step ahead there.
Obama trying to control but Anka is working from the bottom.
Anka throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Anka has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Anka keeping full guard, as Obama tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anka keeping moving, preventing Obama from controlling successfully.
Obama content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Obama postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Obama trying to control but Anka is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Anka gets a takedown into half guard.
Obama actively working from the bottom here.
Obama tries to kick Anka off but Anka keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Anka content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Obama is positioning himself well to prevent Anka advancing to mount.
Obama trying to hold on to Anka's head to control him but Anka postures up.
Obama missing with punches from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Obama is trying to stand up here but Anka is controlling him well.
Obama wants to improve his position but Anka is controlling well.
Anka is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Obama tries to get to full guard but Anka has control of the leg.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Anka has his takedown stuffed
and Obama counters with a left and a right that stings Anka.
Borat Obama has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kalle Anka.
Anka looks gassed!
Obama moves into range and clinches up with Anka.
Obama ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Obama no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obama tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Anka throwing strikes from guard but Obama blocks nicely.
Obama looking for a sweep. Not yet Obama, not yet.
Obama punching from the bottom - just letting Anka know he's still in a fight.
Anka trying to control but Obama is working from the bottom.
Obama looking to control.
Obama lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Anka!
BOOM! Obama connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Obama landing strikes, looking to finish!
Obama is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Anka can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Obama wants to control the pace but Anka is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obama tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Anka is bucking up trying to escape but Obama cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Obama wants to finish this one by submission but Anka is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Obama.
Obama scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Obama landing strikes, looking to finish!
Obama is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Anka regains half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Anka actively working from the bottom here.
Obama is tying to control. Anka wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Borat Obama dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kalle Anka's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Obama thuds a left hand into Anka's body.
Anka takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Obama drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Obama trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Anka is trying to keep Obama in close.
Obama chips away with some ground and pound.
Obama thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Obama has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Anka keeping full guard, as Obama tries to pass.
Obama would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Anka is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Obama is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Anka with a poor takedown
and Obama counters with a good low kick that Anka was not able to check.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Obama.
Anka looks for a takedown but Obama sprawls well.
Obama tries to clinch but Anka moves out of range.
Borat Obama is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Anka looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Anka wants to work for an arm triangle but Obama is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Anka wants to lay and pray for a moment but Obama keeps working.
Obama trying to control here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anka is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Obama tries to get to full guard but Anka has control of the leg.
Anka is looking for a kimura but Obama is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Anka to get the leverage.
Anka is trying to control the action in half guard but Obama is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Obama punching from the bottom.
Borat Obama overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Obama shoots for a double leg takedown but Anka sprawls well. He's pushed Obama's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Obama comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Anka looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Obama!
Anka takes Obama's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Obama is in trouble.
Obama wants to escape the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anka is punishing Obama with strikes - can he finish him?!
Anka is looking to control Obama but Obama is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Anka not allowing Obama to control his hands.
Obama tries to escape but Anka has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Obama is trying to defend against the choke here but Anka has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Anka Tightens the hold and Obama taps out furiously! Anka displays superior BJJ to win the fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kalle Anka!
Kalle Anka is the new light heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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