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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Frekkas Poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boris Piranov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piranov comes into a darkened arena with his song building. "Los"-Rammstien kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Frekkas Poop has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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168 lbs
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190 cm
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167 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frekkas Poop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Boris Piranov!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Igor Prikhodko and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut there from Poop.
It looks like Boris Piranov has been cut.
Poop decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Piranov is rocked!
Piranov tries to roll over but Poop keeps him under control.
Poop is working for a submission of some sort.
Poop prevents Piranov from improving his position.
Piranov is trying to control but can't.
Poop prevents Piranov from improving his position.
Poop is looking to advance position but Piranov won't allow it.
Piranov is staying active underneath Poop, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A punch combination from Poop misses.
Piranov is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poop darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Piranov can do anything to dispel that myth.
Poop wants to lay and pray for a moment but Piranov keeps working.
Poop stops Piranov from getting back to his feet.
Poop wants to lay and pray for a moment but Piranov keeps working.
Poop trying to pass the guard but Piranov defending well.
Piranov has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Poop is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like Poop is going to stand back up.
Piranov is looking to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Piranov lands a nice looking body kick.
Poop shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Piranov keeping moving, preventing Poop from controlling successfully.
Poop is breathing heavily.
Piranov is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Poop is controlling him.
Piranov looking to hit a scissor sweep but Poop is one step ahead there.
Piranov escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Poop gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Poop drops back looking for a leg! Piranov is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Piranov manages to kick Poop off! Poop jumps back into Piranov's guard.
Poop wanted to stand there but Piranov had control of the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piranov throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Poop stands up and waves to Piranov to follow him.
Poop scores with a takedown into Piranov's guard.
Piranov not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Piranov has his foot on Poop's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Poop works his way back into a safe position though.
Piranov is working an open guard so Poop takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Piranov misses with a takedown attempt
and Poop counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Piranov's guard now.
Poop forces his way into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poop wants to pass the guard but Piranov is defending well.
Piranov looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Poop tries to stand but can't do so whilst Piranov controls his leg.
Piranov is looking for a sweep. Poop is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Poop could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Poop is trying to control the action in half guard but Piranov is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Poop scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Poop looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Piranov wants to improve his position but Poop is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frekkas Poop dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Boris Piranov's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Poop scores with a jab.
Piranov lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Piranov is looking to clinch but Poop is avoiding it.
Boris Piranov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Poop gets a takedown into half guard.
Piranov is looking to escape.
Poop looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Poop thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Piranov wants to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piranov is defending against the submission attempts here by Poop.
Piranov makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Piranov.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Poop stands and throws Piranov's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Poop stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Piranov shoots and misses
and Poop counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Piranov!
Piranov can't escape the position.
Poop seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Piranov is holding on tight.
Piranov tries to reverse the position but Poop maintains control.
Poop dominating with strikes here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piranov keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Poop tries to control but Piranov wriggling away.
Poop prevents Piranov from getting the reversal.
Piranov in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Poop throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Piranov has his hands clasped together but Poop breaks the hold and Piranov is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Poop!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Frekkas Poop!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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