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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between He Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, He-Man theme song. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bateman's choice of entrance music: Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. Patrick Bateman will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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270 lbs
22 - 7 - 0 |
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275 lbs
24 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, He Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman slaps away a takedown attempt from Man, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Bateman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bateman connects with an inside leg kick.
Bateman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Man's hands.
It looks like He Man has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bateman lands with a right hand.
Man takes a swing at Bateman's ribcage but misses.
Man takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bateman is looking to chop away at Man's legs.
Man looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Bateman is looking to improve his position.
Bateman avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman is looking for a sweep. Man is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Man missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bateman actively working from the bottom here.
Man is looking to take a break and control but Bateman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bateman is trying to stand back up but Man is controlling him
Man throwing shots but Bateman is blocking nicely.
Bateman wants to get back to full guard.
Bateman is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Man throwing shots but Bateman is blocking nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man wants to take a breather but Bateman is having none of it.
Bateman is looking to control Man's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bateman avoid being mounted?
Bateman is looking for a sweep. Man is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Man misses with a straight left.
Bateman throws a leg kick which misses Man's front leg but catches the back leg as Man tries to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Bateman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bateman misses the body punch
and Man counters with a nice body shot.
Bateman throws a right hand that misses
and Man counters with a right hand to the body.
Man fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for He Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bateman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Man counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Bateman trying to control but Man postures up.
Bateman keeps control of the position for the meantime.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Bateman.
Man has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Bateman is trying to control the position but Man postures up.
Bateman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Man prevents Bateman from getting back to his feet.
Bateman working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Man.
Bateman seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Man wants to control from the top but Bateman keeps moving.
Man avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man throwing strikes from guard but Bateman blocks nicely.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Man accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Man trying to control but Bateman is working from the bottom.
Man looking to sit in guard and control but Bateman gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Bateman wants to stand but Man has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on He Man's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Man fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Man fails with a takedown attempt.
Man blocks a head kick by Bateman.
Bateman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Man misses with an uppercut.
Bateman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bateman lands a really nice looking cross but Man seems unphased.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bateman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
He Man's cut is getting worse.
Bateman closes the distance and clinches.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bateman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bateman lands a hook to the side of the head.
He Man's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bateman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman breaks the clinch.
Bateman keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for He Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
Bateman circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Man to the canvas! Man doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Bateman keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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