PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Colin Remmers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Zalachenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zalachenko is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Torture Chamber. Colin Remmers is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Remmers
vs
Zalachenko

212 cm
30
295 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

211 cm
23
270 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Colin Remmers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alexander Zalachenko!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Chris Saunders and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zalachenko throws the left hand but Remmers avoids the punch easily.
Zalachenko connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Zalachenko misses with the combination.

Zalachenko has closed the distance and engaged Remmers in a clinch.
Zalachenko landing knees to the head.

It looks like Colin Remmers has been cut.
Remmers has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zalachenko landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zalachenko throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zalachenko leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Zalachenko lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Remmers can't break the clinch.
Zalachenko misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zalachenko displaying some good clinch control by pressing Remmers up against the ropes.
Remmers blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zalachenko.
Remmers is breathing heavily.
Remmers managing to block the knees to the body from Zalachenko.
Zalachenko trying to land knees to the body.
Zalachenko with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zalachenko taking a breather.
Zalachenko misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Remmers.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Remmers blocks the elbow strike.
Remmers avoiding damage as Zalachenko throws knees to the body.
Zalachenko unloads a knee to the mid-section. Remmers lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zalachenko.
Remmers takes a shot to the head.
Remmers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Zalachenko lands an elbow just above Remmers 's eye.
Remmers on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zalachenko landing knees to the body.
Zalachenko lands with a light punch inside.
Zalachenko works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Zalachenko misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Remmers.
A right handed body shot lands from Zalachenko.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zalachenko landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zalachenko landing knees to the body.
Zalachenko scores with a shoulder strike.
Zalachenko misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Remmers.
Zalachenko effectively controlling the action here.
Zalachenko lands with a light punch inside.
Zalachenko lands with a short shot to the head.

Remmers is rocked!
Zalachenko smacks Remmers right on the bridge of the nose with a massive elbow! Another one lands and Remmers goes down! He's clearly dazed - will he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7... up to one knee... 8,9,10! He's not made it! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Elbows). Alexander Zalachenko!
A very excited looking Alexander Zalachenko rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.