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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patty O Fernacher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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182 lbs
6 - 5 - 1 |
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185 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patty O Fernacher!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Paul Gruel and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Fucked up.
O Fernacher tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fucked up manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
O Fernacher tries to clinch there but Fucked up circles away.
Nice body punch from Fucked up.
Fucked up fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
O Fernacher tries to clinch up but Fucked up circles away and keeps his distance.
O Fernacher fails with an attempt to clinch.
A right-left combo lands from Fucked up.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fucked up.
O Fernacher tries to clinch there but Fucked up circles away.
Fucked up swinging wildly here.
O Fernacher drops his hands momentarily and Fucked up takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fucked up thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fucked up lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
O Fernacher tries to clinch up
and Fucked up counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fucked up throws a right and a left that both miss.
This has been an exciting period of action!
O Fernacher tries to clinch there but Fucked up circles away.
O Fernacher walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - O Fernacher looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
O Fernacher closes the distance but Fucked up moves to the side
and Fucked up counters with a lovely straight right hand!
O Fernacher is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
O Fernacher moves in looking to clinch but Fucked up pushes him off.
Fucked up bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps O Fernacher's head backwards.
Some wild striking there from Fucked up.
Fucked up connects with an inside leg kick.
O Fernacher takes one to the side of the head.
O Fernacher fails with an attempt to clinch.
O Fernacher tries to clinch but Fucked up moves out of range.
O Fernacher closes the distance looking to clinch
and Fucked up counters with a two punch combo.
O Fernacher tries to clinch but Fucked up is having none of it.
Fucked up circles away from the clinch attempt
and Fucked up counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up lands a really nice looking cross but O Fernacher seems unphased.
O Fernacher is rocked!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fucked up lands an uppercut out of nowhere! O Fernacher falls backwards - clearly groggy! Fucked up dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyelove Fucked up!
Eyelove Fucked up took some time post fight to say the following; 'Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!"
Quran 22:19-2'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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