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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Momo Djembe Djembe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toeson Esq's entrance music is I Am the Walrus. A fine choice. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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187 cm
23
215 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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215 cm
29
280 lbs
9 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Momo Djembe Djembe! The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Toeson Esq drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Toeson Esq shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Toeson Esq was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure! Toeson Esq with shots to the head and body - Djembe Djembe looks very uncomfortable down there. Toeson Esq thowing shots but they're missing. This has been an exciting period of action! Toeson Esq looking to finish with strikes here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Toeson Esq trying to control but Djembe Djembe is having none of it. Djembe Djembe takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Poor strikes thrown by Toeson Esq there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Toeson Esq wants to control the pace but Djembe Djembe is squirming around nicely. Toeson Esq is in the full mount, landing strikes. Toeson Esq misses with a head shot. Toeson Esq has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Djembe Djembe blocking the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Toeson Esq throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Djembe Djembe because Toeson Esq loaded up on that one. Toeson Esq thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage. Toeson Esq punching from mount but Djembe Djembe doing a good job of avoiding damage. Toeson Esq jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Djembe Djembe is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Djembe Djembe and Toeson Esq has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Toeson Esq moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Djembe Djembe stops Toeson Esq from passing to mount. Djembe Djembe manages to work his way to half guard, despite Toeson Esq's best efforts. Djembe Djembe trying to control but Toeson Esq postures up.
Toeson Esq wants to pass the guard but Djembe Djembe is defending well. Djembe Djembe is not content to let Toeson Esq control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Djembe Djembe is defending against the submission attempts here by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq works his way into full mount! And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Manfred E Toeson Esq dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Nice shot by Djembe Djembe. A swing and a miss from Djembe Djembe. Djembe Djembe dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Some bone on bone action there as Djembe Djembe checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Djembe Djembe blocks the body kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Djembe Djembe as he connects with a hook. Toeson Esq has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Djembe Djembe. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Djembe Djembe throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Djembe Djembe takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Toeson Esq slips under a jab. Djembe Djembe throws a body kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round. Djembe Djembe misses with the combination.
Toeson Esq thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Djembe Djembe if he has to take too many more of those.
Toeson Esq throws a nice outside leg kick. Toeson Esq throws a predictable looking body shot
and Djembe Djembe counters with a nice uppercut. Toeson Esq tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Djembe Djembe paws at him with a jab and circles away. Toeson Esq scores with a kick to the midsection. Toeson Esq moves out of range of the strikes. Toeson Esq connects with an inside leg kick. Djembe Djembe is breathing heavily. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Djembe Djembe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Toeson Esq throws a leg kick which misses Djembe Djembe's front leg but catches the back leg as Djembe Djembe tries to avoid it. Toeson Esq tries for a takedown but Djembe Djembe sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Toeson Esq lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Toeson Esq fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Djembe Djembe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Toeson Esq lands a jab to the head.
Toeson Esq closes the distance and pushes Djembe Djembe back into the cage. Toeson Esq with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Toeson Esq tries to land a knee to the head but Djembe Djembe blocks with his arms.
Djembe Djembe has a couple of punches blocked by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Djembe Djembe. Djembe Djembe misses with a punch to the body.
Djembe Djembe misses with an elbow strike.
Toeson Esq lands an uppercut. Toeson Esq landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Toeson Esq lands a nice uppercut. Toeson Esq stalls.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Djembe Djembe can't break the clinch.
Toeson Esq blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Toeson Esq stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Toeson Esq unloads a knee to the mid-section. Toeson Esq stalling the fight.
Djembe Djembe throws a head punch that misses. Djembe Djembe blocks an elbow strike from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Djembe Djembe avoids it. A hook to the body from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Djembe Djembe blocks it with crossed arms. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Toeson Esq. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. A right handed body shot lands from Toeson Esq.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Toeson Esq lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Momo Djembe Djembe has been cut. Toeson Esq is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. Toeson Esq putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Djembe Djembe in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Toeson Esq pushes Djembe Djembe back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Djembe Djembe has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. Toeson Esq is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. The referee calls for Toeson Esq to work.
Toeson Esq tries a knee to the head but Djembe Djembe blocks it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Toeson Esq obliges. Toeson Esq blocks the elbow strike.
Toeson Esq using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Djembe Djembe has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Toeson Esq leaning against his opponent.
Djembe Djembe misses with the head strike.
Toeson Esq lands a shoulder strike. Toeson Esq is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Djembe Djembe can do to turn this around? Toeson Esq lands with a short shot to the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Manfred E Toeson Esq dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Momo Djembe Djembe's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Toeson Esq feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Djembe Djembe's calf. A jab from Djembe Djembe misses. Manfred E Toeson Esq is winning the standup battle so far. Toeson Esq defending well as Djembe Djembe loads up on a big left hand. Djembe Djembe scores with a nice head shot. Toeson Esq manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Djembe Djembe on his heels. He'll look to pass Djembe Djembe's guard now, I'm sure. Djembe Djembe keeping moving, preventing Toeson Esq from controlling successfully. Toeson Esq postures up in Djembe Djembe's guard and throws a big left but Djembe Djembe blocks it. Djembe Djembe takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Toeson Esq is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. Djembe Djembe keeping full guard, as Toeson Esq tries to pass.
That's one minute gone in the round. The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace. Toeson Esq looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We're going to have a standup here because Manfred E Toeson Esq wasn't active enough for the referee's liking. Toeson Esq cracks the inside of Djembe Djembe's front leg. Toeson Esq forces Djembe Djembe back against the cage and clinches. Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Toeson Esq. Toeson Esq unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Toeson Esq unloads a knee to the mid-section. Djembe Djembe lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Djembe Djembe letting Toeson Esq take a breather here. Toeson Esq misses with a knee strike.
Djembe Djembe throws an elbow but it misses.
Toeson Esq crunches a lovely knee into Djembe Djembe's ribcage. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Djembe Djembe avoids the elbow strike from Toeson Esq, against the cage.
Toeson Esq taking a breather. Toeson Esq with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Toeson Esq lands a nice knee to the body. Momo Djembe Djembe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Djembe Djembe takes a knee right on the jaw!
Toeson Esq is trying to drag Djembe Djembe to the mat but Djembe Djembe just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Toeson Esq putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Djembe Djembe in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Toeson Esq. Toeson Esq stalling.
Toeson Esq with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Nice body punch from Toeson Esq. Toeson Esq displaying some good clinch control by pressing Djembe Djembe up against the cage. Toeson Esq is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Manfred E Toeson Esq is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Toeson Esq obliges. Toeson Esq lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Toeson Esq gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Djembe Djembe regains guard.
Toeson Esq lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. Toeson Esq throwing strikes but missing.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Djembe Djembe keeping moving, preventing Toeson Esq from controlling successfully. Toeson Esq's corner is telling him to maintain position. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Toeson Esq working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Djembe Djembe's head. Toeson Esq throws a strike but Djembe Djembe rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Toeson Esq is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
And that's the end of the fight! Manfred E Toeson Esq showed his dominance in that final round. Well Toeson Esq has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27 Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:26 Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manfred E Toeson Esq! Our winner, Manfred E Toeson Esq, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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