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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lynard Carlson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glenn Beck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Beck's choice of entrance music: Champion. Lynard Carlson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lynard Carlson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Glenn Beck!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beck looks to land a body kick but Carlson moved away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carlson.
Beck throws a head kick that misses.
Beck slips a jab from Carlson.
Carlson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Carlson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Beck blocks a head kick by Carlson.
Beck takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Carlson throws a wild body kick that Beck sees coming a mile off.
Beck has closed the distance and engaged Carlson in a clinch.
Carlson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Beck is looking to score with low kicks.
Beck throws a shot from downtown. Carlson moves away and avoids it.
Carlson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Carlson cracks Beck with a good jab.
Beck takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Carlson tried to score with a low kick but Beck checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Carlson, as that shot connected.
Beck jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Beck takes one to the side of the head.
Carlson lands a high kick!
Beck throws a low kick, looking for Carlson's leg but Carlson calmly moves out of range.
Carlson blocks a leg kick.
Jab from Carlson.
Beck throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Carlson counters with a leg kick.
Beck tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Carlson is able to avoid easily.
Beck is looking to clinch but Carlson is avoiding it.
Beck throws a leg kick that is checked
and Carlson finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Carlson throws the kick towards the body but Beck avoids it.
Beck cracks the inside of Carlson's front leg.
Carlson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beck.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carlson throws a head kick that half lands.
Carlson looks to land a combination but Beck avoids it well.
Carlson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Beck misses with a low kick.
Beck will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carlson dodges the punch combination from Beck.
Carlson pushes Beck away with a front kick.
Beck blocks the body kick.
Beck throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Beck steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Carlson. That one must have hurt.
Carlson blocks the body kick.
Beck throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carlson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Beck misses the body punch
and Carlson counters with a right hand to the body.
Carlson lands a nice looking body kick.
Carlson pushes Beck away with a front kick.
Beck uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Carlson.
Beck throws a jab when Carlson was well out of range.
Beck throws a low kick but it's checked well by Carlson.
A slapping leg kick lands for Carlson.
The fight stays on the outside here - Beck looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Beck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carlson was well out of range. Poor timing from Beck.
Carlson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A big left from Carlson misses.
Beck throws a low kick but Carlson avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Carlson.
Carlson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Beck misses with a head kick.
Beck has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Carlson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Carlson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Beck feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Carlsons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Carlson. Beck shrugs it off though.
Beck misses with a head kick.
Beck on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Beck throws a leg kick that misses.
Beck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beck tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carlson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Carlson lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Beck throws a leg kick but Carlson sees it coming and moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lynard Carlson dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Beck throws a head kick but Carlson moves out of range.
Carlson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carlson.
Carlson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Beck tries to score with a low kick but Carlson moves his leg out of the way.
Beck takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Beck motions for Carlson to come forward. Beck throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Beck throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Beck pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Beck wants to clinch up but Carlson keeps it at a distance.
Nice body kick from Carlson.
Carlson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Carlson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Carlson cracks Beck with a right hand to the side of the head.
Carlson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beck throws a sloppy head kick and Carlson moves out of range easily.
Carlson's corner calls for a 1-2. Carlson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Beck lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Carlson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Carlson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Beck fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Carlson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Beck has time to react.
Beck takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Carlson scores with a jab. Beck acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Beck has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Carlson.
Carlson tries to score with a low kick but Beck moves his leg out of the way.
Beck keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carlson.
Beck misses the shot to the body.
Beck throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Carlson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Carlson connects with an inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carlson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carlson cracks Beck with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A chopping leg kick lands by Beck.
Carlson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Beck attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Beck throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beck throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Carlson to counter with a crisp jab.
Beck misses with a low kick.
Carlson cracks the inside of Beck's front leg.
Beck's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Carlson throws a head kick that misses
and Beck counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Carlson pushes Beck away with a front kick.
Carlson is looking to slow Beck down with leg kicks.
Decent striking displayed by Beck there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carlson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Beck's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Carlson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Beck scrambles back to his feet.
Carlson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Carlson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Beck lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Carlson has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Carlson and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Carlson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice body kick from Carlson.
Carlson thows a body kick. Beck tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Beck.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Beck - that will leave a mark!
Beck takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Beck takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Beck throws a sloppy head kick and Carlson moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carlson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beck moves away.
Carlson tries to land a leg kick but Beck saw it coming and moves away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carlson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beck.
The crowd cheers as Beck lands an impressive looking overhand right. Carlson doesn't seem phased though.
Beck takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Carlson lands a leg kick that knocks Beck off balance momentarily.
Carlson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Beck rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carlson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carlson lands a jab to the head.
A bone on bone clash there as Carlson blocks the leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beck throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Carlson's waist but Carlson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Beck off to one side.
Beck is breathing heavily.
Carlson throws a head kick that Beck semi-blocks.
Beck misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carlson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lynard Carlson dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Carlson feints and then cracks Beck's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Beck down.
Beck takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Beck on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Carlson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carlson tries a low kick but Beck avoids it.
Beck throws a head kick that misses.
Carlson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Carlson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Carlson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Carlson lands with a slapping head kick.
Donk. Beck catches Carlson right on the button with a cross.
Beck scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Beck cracks the inside of Carlson's front leg.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carlson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beck lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A nice leg kick lands there from Carlson.
Carlson throws a lazy head kick
and Beck counters with a series of strikes. Carlson will be more careful next time no doubt.
Carlson lands with an overhand left.
Carlson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Beck throws a right hand that misses
and Carlson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Carlson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Beck is rocked!
Carlson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lynard Carlson is winning the standup battle so far.
Beck misses with a head kick.
Beck blocks a low kick nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Carlson. That's going to slow Beck down.
Carlson scores with a kick to the body.
Beck takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carlson tests Beck's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carlson throws the kick towards the body but Beck avoids it.
Carlson lands a nice leg kick that just misses Beck's sensitive parts.
Beck throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Carlson, right into the meat.
A chopping leg kick lands by Carlson.
Carlson scores with a spinning back kick!
Beck tries to work over Carlson's front leg with a kick but Carlson checks it.
Beck throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carlson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Beck is looking to clinch but Carlson is avoiding it.
That kick from Carlson tenderised Beck's leg. Beck is trying to keep his angry face on.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carlson.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beck misses with a hook to the body
and Carlson counters with a nice body kick.
Carlson is looking to slow Beck down with leg kicks.
Carlson misses with a head kick.
Beck throws a predictable looking body shot
and Carlson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Beck fails with an attempt to clinch.
A thudding body kick lands there by Carlson!
Glenn Beck has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
An inside leg kick lands from Carlson.
Beck fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Carlson is out of range.
Beck looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
That kick from Carlson tenderised Beck's leg. Beck is trying to keep his angry face on.
Beck throws a solid leg kick but Carlson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Beck.
Beck's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Carlson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Beck scrambles back to his feet.
Carlson thumps Beck with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Carlson lands a head kick!
Carlson throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Beck throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carlson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Carlson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Carlson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Beck throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Beck tries to land a body kick
and Carlson counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carlson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Beck has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Carlson throws a wild body kick that Beck sees coming a mile off.
Carlson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lynard Carlson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Carlson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lynard Carlson!
During a confident post fight interview, Lynard Carlson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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