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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ernesti Vihervaara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Vihervaara might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Headhunterz - Last Of Mohicanz. The Dos Equis Guy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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190 cm
28
246 lbs
23 - 8 - 0 |
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194 cm
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280 lbs
15 - 3 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ernesti Vihervaara! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy! The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Vihervaara scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Dos Equis Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Nice uppercut lands for Dos Equis Guy. That snapped Vihervaara's head back.
Dos Equis Guy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Dos Equis Guy throws a wild body kick that Vihervaara sees coming a mile off. Vihervaara misses with a straight right. Dos Equis Guy misses with a series of wild punches.
Vihervaara takes a jab right on the kisser.
Vihervaara tries to clinch up. Dos Equis Guy connects with a body shot. A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target. Dos Equis Guy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Dos Equis Guy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vihervaara is able to avoid easily. A nice inside leg kick there by Vihervaara. That's going to slow Dos Equis Guy down. A lazy left from Dos Equis Guy finds it's target. Vihervaara checks a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Vihervaara will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot. An inside leg kick from Dos Equis Guy misses. The Dos Equis Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Dos Equis Guy swings away with a leg kick that misses. Dos Equis Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Vihervaara uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch but Vihervaara is having none of it. Dos Equis Guy is looking to clinch but Vihervaara is avoiding it.
Vihervaara scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. Dos Equis Guy wants to improve his position but Vihervaara is controlling well.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dos Equis Guy manages to regain full guard. Nice work. Dos Equis Guy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Vihervaara. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Vihervaara content to stall in guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Vihervaara trying to control the position from guard on top but Dos Equis Guy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Vihervaara sitting in guard, not really doing much. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Dos Equis Guy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. Vihervaara wants to control from the top but Dos Equis Guy keeps moving.
We're going to have a standup here because Ernesti Vihervaara wasn't active enough for the referee's liking. Dos Equis Guy takes a swing at Vihervaara's ribcage but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Vihervaara swings for the body but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Vihervaara throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dos Equis Guy's head. Dos Equis Guy throws a head kick but Vihervaara moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vihervaara.
Vihervaara throws a right and a left that both miss. Vihervaara checks a leg kick. Dos Equis Guy lands a nice shot that snaps Vihervaara's head back.
Vihervaara thows a body shot but no joy. Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy. Dos Equis Guy lands with a shot to the body. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dos Equis Guy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Vihervaara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vihervaara keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dos Equis Guy. A good leg kick by Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Vihervaara rather than just go for the knockout. Vihervaara throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Vihervaara gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Vihervaara walks into a stiff left hand from Dos Equis Guy. Vihervaara looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Vihervaara throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Dos Equis Guy misses the shot to the body. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Vihervaara bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Dos Equis Guy misses the jab. Dos Equis Guy takes a swing at Vihervaara's ribcage but misses. Vihervaara avoids a lazy jab quite easily. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Vihervaara shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dos Equis Guy pinned against the cage. Dos Equis Guy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Vihervaara fails with a takedown attempt. Vihervaara moves out of range of the body kick from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Vihervaara checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Dos Equis Guy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Vihervaara avoids a kick to the body.
Dos Equis Guy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dos Equis Guy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Vihervaara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vihervaara needs to keep his hands up - Dos Equis Guy had a free shot at his head there. Dos Equis Guy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dos Equis Guy lands a head shot. Vihervaara throws a half hearted mid kick. A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Vihervaara does a little dance to reset his feet. Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Vihervaara is just out of range. The Dos Equis Guy seems to be getting the better of the standup. Vihervaara scores with a nice head shot. Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vihervaara moves away. Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Vihervaara is just out of range. Dos Equis Guy thows a left - swing and a miss! The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Vihervaara misses with a body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Vihervaara can pounce on him.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the side of Vihervaara's head but Vihervaara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the body
and Vihervaara counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dos Equis Guy dodges the punch combination from Vihervaara.
Vihervaara throws a body kick that misses. Dos Equis Guy loads up on a big right hand but Vihervaara slips the punch. Vihervaara on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy obviously looking to wear him down.
Vihervaara takes a jab right on the kisser.
Vihervaara misses with a series of wild punches.
Dos Equis Guy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Vihervaara uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vihervaara moves away. Vihervaara takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Dos Equis Guy misses the body punch and Vihervaara counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dos Equis Guy's knee momentarily. Dos Equis Guy fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Vihervaara is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a looping overhand right but Vihervaara ducks down to avoid it. Vihervaara is looking to slow Dos Equis Guy down with leg kicks. Dos Equis Guy with a nice cross. The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Dos Equis Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot
and Vihervaara counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Dos Equis Guy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Vihervaara throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range. Dos Equis Guy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the body and Vihervaara counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dos Equis Guy's knee momentarily. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Dos Equis Guy throws a hook but Vihervaara blocks it. Dos Equis Guy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the side of Vihervaara's head but Vihervaara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Vihervaara fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dos Equis Guy. Dos Equis Guy is breathing heavily. A shot to the body from Dos Equis Guy misses and Vihervaara counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Vihervaara avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Vihervaara shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Dos Equis Guy napping and manages to drive through into side control! Vihervaara trying to control the action but Dos Equis Guy is working from the bottom. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Dos Equis Guy tries to get back to half guard but can't. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but The Dos Equis Guy will probably get the nod - 10:9. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Dos Equis Guy lands a jab to the nose. Dos Equis Guy jabs at Vihervaara's body. Dos Equis Guy looks to land a left hand but Vihervaara moved out of range nicely. Nice sprawl there from Dos Equis Guy as Vihervaara shoots in. Good leg kick by Dos Equis Guy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Vihervaara checks it well. Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vihervaara manages to avoid it. A jab from Dos Equis Guy does it's job there. Vihervaara shoots in looking for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Vihervaara's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Dos Equis Guy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Vihervaara throws a leg kick that misses. Vihervaara avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round. Vihervaara connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Nice straight punches there by Vihervaara. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Vihervaara. Dos Equis Guy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Dos Equis Guy cracks Vihervaara with a right hand to the side of the head. Vihervaara takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dos Equis Guy thows a left - swing and a miss! Dos Equis Guy swings for the body but Vihervaara moves out of range.
Vihervaara looks to land a left hand but Dos Equis Guy moved out of range nicely. Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick but Vihervaara moved away. Dos Equis Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Vihervaara takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Both fighters are breathing heavily. This has been an exciting period of action! Vihervaara shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dos Equis Guy pinned against the cage. Dos Equis Guy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ernesti Vihervaara. That's going to take a lot out of him. Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick as Vihervaara jumps back. Ernesti Vihervaara has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dos Equis Guy, right into the meat.
Dos Equis Guy tries to score with a low kick but Vihervaara moves his leg out of the way. A slow jab from Vihervaara misses its intended target. Vihervaara closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy circles away. Dos Equis Guy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. A shot to the liver by Dos Equis Guy. Beautiful body shot. A lazy left from Dos Equis Guy finds it's target. Dos Equis Guy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Vihervaara looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Dos Equis Guy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Dos Equis Guy rushes Vihervaara and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dos Equis Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut. Vihervaara's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dos Equis Guy manages to break the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Dos Equis Guy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Vihervaara dives in and grabs Dos Equis Guy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dos Equis Guy pushes down on Vihervaara's head and hops out. Dos Equis Guy lands a right hook to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dos Equis Guy.
Vihervaara is rocked! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Dos Equis Guy lands a slapping body shot.
Oh Vihervaara is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Dos Equis Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Vihervaara takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Dos Equis Guy thumps Vihervaara with a low kick. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy has taken the fight to the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dos Equis Guy scores with a shot to the side of Vihervaara's head. Dos Equis Guy throws a big uppercut that drops Vihervaara! More strikes from Dos Equis Guy and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Vihervaara lies dazed against the cage as Dos Equis Guy celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy! An out of breath and clearly excited The Dos Equis Guy thanked Canadian Fighter Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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