PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nyan Nyan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terry Tourettes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tourettes has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Nyan
vs
Tourettes

200 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

196 cm
25
270 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nyan Nyan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terry Tourettes!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Tourettes throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tourettes looks gassed!
Nyan pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Nyan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Both fighters circling a little - Nyan finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Nyan - that will leave a mark!
Nyan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nyan thows a body kick. Tourettes tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Nyan is looking to land body kicks.
Nyan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nyan throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A swing and a miss from Tourettes.
Tourettes takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Tourettes moves out of range as Nyan throws a body kick.
Terry Tourettes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nyan throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tourettes's head.

It looks like Terry Tourettes has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nyan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Tourettes takes a step back to recover.
Nyan throws a wild body kick that Tourettes sees coming a mile off.
Nyan keeps Tourettes at a distance using the push kick.
Nyan looks for the body kick but Tourettes saw that one coming.
Nyan misses with a body kick.
Nyan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Tourettes has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Nyan.
Nyan throws a head kick but Tourettes moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Nyan.
Nyan throws a push kick but Tourettes slaps the foot to one side.
Nyan fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nyan throws a head kick that Tourettes semi-blocks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nyan lands with a kick to the temple. Tourettes shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nyan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body kick there by Nyan.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Nyan.
Nyan misses with a body kick.
A good leg kick by Nyan.
Nyan moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nyan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nyan scores with a head kick. Tourettes tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Tourettes misses the shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Nyan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Nyan.
Nyan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tourettes throws out the jab.
Nice body kick there by Nyan.
Tourettes pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nyan is out of range and Tourettes settles back down.
Nyan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Nyan.
Nyan lands with a kick to the temple. Tourettes shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Tourettes crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Nyan - the referee stops the clock and Tourettes gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Nyan. Tourettes manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Nyan throws the kick towards the body but Tourettes avoids it.
Nyan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tourettes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Tourettes avoids a kick to the body.
Nyan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Tourettes's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Crunch! Nyan slams his shin into Tourettes's torso.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from Tourettes.
Tourettes takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Nyan slips a straight right by Tourettes.
Nyan lands with a nice body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tourettes throws a shot from downtown. Nyan moves away and avoids it.
Tourettes has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Nyan.
Tourettes moves out of range as Nyan throws a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nyan Nyan dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Nyan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Tourettes takes a step back to recover.
Nyan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nyan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nyan throws a leg kick which misses Tourettes's front leg but catches the back leg as Tourettes tries to avoid it.
Nyan throws the kick towards the body but Tourettes avoids it.
Nyan turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nyan fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tourettes.
Nyan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tourettes is breathing heavily.
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Nyan.
Nyan throws the kick towards the body but Tourettes avoids it.
Nyan dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Tourettes. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nyan blocks a jab.
Nyan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nyan is looking to slow Tourettes down with leg kicks.
Nyan throws a head kick but Tourettes moves out of range.
Nyan chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nyan throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Nyan buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nyan is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tourettes can do to turn this around?
Nyan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nyan delivers a nice body kick.
Nyan fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tourettes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nyan lands a high kick!
Nyan Nyan is winning the standup battle so far.
Nyan misses with a head kick.
Tourettes throws the left hand but Nyan avoids the punch easily.
Tourettes cracks Nyan with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nyan scores with a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Nyan.
Tourettes has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Nyan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tourettes takes a kick to the side of the head.
Nyan slips a jab from Tourettes.
Nyan throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tourettes blocks the body kick.
Nyan has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tourettes takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Tourettes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nyan.
Nyan throws a half hearted mid kick.
Tourettes thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tourettes throws a looping overhand right but Nyan ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Tourettes misses.
Nyan dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Tourettes. That did some damage!
Nyan throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tourettes's head.
An inside leg kick lands from Nyan.
Tourettes misses with an uppercut. Nyan saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nyan lands a nice looking body kick.
Nyan dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Tourettes. That did some damage!
Tourettes throws a big shot that misses.
Nyan throws a push kick but Tourettes slaps the foot to one side.
A slapping body kick lands there for Nyan.
Nyan scores with a head kick.
Nyan lands with a kick to the temple. Tourettes shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tourettes throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nyan buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nyan lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nyan Nyan dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Tourettes looks to throw the jab but Nyan is out of range.
Nyan lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Nyan scores with a spinning back kick!
Nyan scores with a leg kick.
Tourettes sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nyan throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Nyan throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Nyan pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Nyan.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tourettes takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nyan scores with a push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Nyan.
Crunch! Nyan slams his shin into Tourettes's torso.
Tourettes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nyan.
Nyan throws a leg kick which misses Tourettes's front leg but catches the back leg as Tourettes tries to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nyan. That's going to slow Tourettes down.
A telegraphed right hand from Tourettes misses the target.
Tourettes moves out of range of the body kick from Nyan.
Nyan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nyan throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Tourettes looks to throw the jab but Nyan is out of range.
Terry Tourettes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nyan Nyan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nyan scores with a head kick.
Tourettes misses with a wild body shot.
Nyan misses with a head kick.
Tourettes thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tourettes swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nyan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tourettes. Nyan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nyan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
An inside leg kick lands from Nyan.
A slow jab from Tourettes misses its intended target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tourettes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nyan lands with a nice body kick.
Nyan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tourettes throws a body punch but Nyan moves out of range.
Nyan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Nyan throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Nyan throws a head kick that Tourettes semi-blocks.
Tourettes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Nyan. Nyan obviously looking to wear him down.
Nyan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tourettes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nyan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tourettes's corner calls for a 1-2. Tourettes obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Tourettes throws a hook but Nyan avoids it easily.
A solid body kick from Nyan.
Tourettes throws a lazy right hand but Nyan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nyan throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nyan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tourettes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nyan bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tourettes throws a lazy uppercut
and Nyan counters with a nice leg kick.
Nyan with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Nyan. Tourettes shrugs it off though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nyan Nyan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Nyan has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nyan Nyan!