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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between fat bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and brock lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, fat bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, brock lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
bastard tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
lesnar looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
bastard throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
bastard clinches.
bastard has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but lesnar regains guard immediately.
lesnar keeping moving, preventing bastard from controlling successfully.
bastard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
bastard preventing the sweep.
lesnar can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as bastard controls the pace.
lesnar is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
lesnar manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. bastard manages to get himself to full guard.
bastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if bastard tries to get out of the position.
lesnar throws a big right hand that misses.
bastard pulls lesnar in close to prevent any damage.
bastard is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
bastard wants to stand and escape but lesnar is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
bastard looking for a sweep. Not yet bastard, not yet.
bastard might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
lesnar tries to free his leg and advance position but bastard is retaining full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
bastard keeping moving, preventing lesnar from controlling successfully.
bastard looking to control.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
lesnar shoots in for a double leg but bastard sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
lesnar goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
lesnar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
lesnar gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
bastard scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bastard is working lesnar over with some ground and pound from side control.
bastard working away.
bastard working the ground and pound from side control.
lesnar manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
lesnar works his way to full guard. Good work.
lesnar manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. bastard manages to get himself to full guard.
bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but lesnar is one step ahead there.
lesnar tries to stand but bastard is controlling from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
lesnar throwing strikes from guard but bastard blocks nicely.
lesnar postures up in bastard's guard and throws a big left but bastard blocks it.
lesnar stands and steps away. bastard gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
lesnar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and bastard counters with a single leg into guard. lesnar didn't expect that.
bastard trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
lesnar manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fat bastard dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
lesnar misses with a takedown attempt
and bastard counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
lesnar wants to break free but bastard has control.
bastard has lesnar pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. lesnar manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
lesnar is trying to work for a single leg takedown but bastard pulls him back up using the underhooks.
bastard breaks from the clinch.
bastard throws a series of strikes that have lesnar backpedaling.
bastard scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
lesnar trying to control but bastard postures up.
bastard stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
bastard tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
lesnar is breathing heavily.
bastard lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bastard darts in and clinches lesnar up against the cage.
bastard is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
lesnar can't get the takedown.
fat bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of brock lesnar.
lesnar is fighting off a takedown attempt but bastard is just too persistent for him and manages to trip lesnar to the mat. lesnar regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
bastard wanted to stand there but lesnar had control of the position.
bastard looking to sit in guard and control but lesnar gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
bastard is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
lesnar content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
bastard breaks the clinch.
lesnar tries to clinch but bastard moves away
and bastard counters with a right hand to the body.
bastard closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming lesnar to the mat! lesnar manages to get full guard.
bastard gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch but bastard swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
bastard throws a wild body kick that lesnar sees coming a mile off.
bastard shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
bastard decides to stand and escape the position.
lesnar tries to clinch
and bastard counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
bastard trying to control from half guard but lesnar is working away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. lesnar manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
lesnar manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. bastard manages to get himself to full guard.
bastard looking for a sweep. Not yet bastard, not yet.
bastard pulls lesnar in close to prevent any damage.
bastard knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for lesnar on the ground.
lesnar drops back, looking for a kneebar! bastard looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. bastard looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from bastard!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bastard lands a few punches from side control.
lesnar is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, bastard asserts his dominance and retains side control.
lesnar tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but bastard wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
bastard controls the position.
lesnar stops bastard from passing to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fat bastard dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
bastard misses with a body kick.
lesnar's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and lesnar duly obliges.
bastard bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
bastard tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
lesnar trying to control but bastard flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!
bastard is not going to allow lesnar to sit and survive in this position.
lesnar holding both bastard 's hands and preventing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on lesnar's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
lesnar tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
lesnar is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
lesnar is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
bastard breaks from lesnar's wrist control and lands an elbow.
lesnar is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
lesnar regains half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
lesnar looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
bastard takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
bastard working the head and body with strikes.
lesnar wants to improve his position but bastard is controlling well.
bastard is trying to control the action in half guard but lesnar is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
lesnar is looking for a sweep. bastard is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bastard is looking to advance position but lesnar won't allow it.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
bastard scores with a body shot.
bastard misses with a two punch combination.
lesnar digs a good hook to bastard's body.
bastard tries to clinch but lesnar moves out of range.
lesnar doesn't succeed with the takedown
and bastard counters with a takedown into side control.
lesnar regains half guard there - taking advantage of bastard's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
lesnar is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
lesnar moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
bastard wants to control from the top but lesnar keeps moving.
bastard pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. lesnar is keeping the position for now.
bastard content to stall in guard here.
brock lesnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
bastard's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
And that's the end of the fight!
fat bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well bastard has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... fat bastard!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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