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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chino Bandito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. Bandito has chosen Slayer - Hell Awaits as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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167 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chino Bandito!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Illya Tyunina and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandito lands with a shot to the body.
Destruction clobbers Bandito with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Destruction fails with a takedown attempt.
Destruction throws an overhand right that lands on Bandito's shoulder, as Bandito tries to avoid the shot.
Destruction throws a series of punches but Bandito moves out of range.
Destruction throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bandito feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Destructions jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bandito scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Destruction doesn't seem bothered though.
Bandito scores with a kick to the body.
Bandito attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Destruction fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice body kick there by Bandito.
Destruction throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Destruction tries to work over Bandito's front leg with a kick but Bandito checks it.
Bandito fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Destruction sprawls well initially but Bandito persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandito looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Bandito sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Destruction defending well though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction wants to get back to full guard.
Destruction pushes Bandito off and gets back to his feet.
Destruction moves out of range as Bandito strikes.
Bandito fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bandito avoids a kick to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Destruction misses the target.
Bandito lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bandito throws a leg kick which misses Destruction's front leg but catches the back leg as Destruction tries to avoid it.
Destruction moves out of range as Bandito throws a body kick.
Destruction tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bandito sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Destruction somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Destruction. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bandito.
Destruction fails with a takedown attempt.
Destruction misses with a kick to the body.
Bandito misses the shot to the body.
Destruction fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bandito is out of range.
Destruction throws a jab when Bandito was well out of range.
Destruction has Bandito up against the cage in a clinch.
Destruction lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A short body shot lands from Bandito as the two fighters clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Destruction prevents the takedown attempt.
Bandito working aggressively here.
Bandito throws an elbow that misses.
Bandito working hard to break the clinch.
Destruction tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Destruction fails to land.
Destruction landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bandito is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Destruction gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Bandito misses with a hook from the clinch.
Destruction misses with a knee strike.
Bandito working aggressively here.
Destruction lands with a right to the head.
Destruction lands an uppercut.
Destruction has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Bandito avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Destruction with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bandito gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Destruction.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bandito creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bandito tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction wants a takedown.
Destruction missing with knees to the body.
Bandito lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Destruction backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from Destruction.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bandito.
Bandito stops a takedown attempt from Destruction.
Bandito misses with a body punch.
Destruction throws an elbow but it misses.
Good body shot from Destruction.
Bandito lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bandito managing to block the knees to the body from Destruction.
Destruction tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Destruction blocks a punch to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bandito pushes Destruction back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bandito lands a hook that snaps the head of Destruction backwards.
Bandito managing to block the knees to the body from Destruction.
A short right from Bandito on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Chino Bandito will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Destruction moves into the clinch.
Destruction lands a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Bandito - that landed with a thud.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Bandito shrugs off.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bandito.
Bandito lands with a light punch inside.
Chino Bandito seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bandito lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bandito has a couple of punches blocked by Destruction.
Bandito has a couple of punches blocked by Destruction.
Destruction misses with a knee to the head.
Bandito can't get the takedown.
Bandito tries to work over Destruction's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A left hand lands to the body for Bandito.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bandito goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bandito can't find room to land a body shot as Destruction controls the action.
Destruction on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bandito with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandito looking to slow down the pace here.
Bandito misses with a punch to the body.
Destruction misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bandito.
Bandito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bandito working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bandito is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Destruction is keeping busy.
Destruction lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bandito managing to block the knees to the body from Destruction.
Destruction misses with an elbow over the top.
Destruction misses with an elbow strike.
Bandito lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Destruction misses with an elbow strike.
Bandito blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bandito takes a shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bandito lands an uppercut.
Destruction is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bandito tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Destruction using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bandito has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Destruction just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bandito's brow.
Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Chino Bandito has been cut.
Destruction swings wildly with an uppercut but Bandito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Destruction drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bandito pulls his leg out and moves away.
Destruction tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Bandito manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Destruction takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dick Destruction is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bandito stuns Destruction with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bandito moves away from the strike by Destruction.
Destruction pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bandito scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A cross from Bandito lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Bandito scores with a nice body kick.
Bandito fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Destruction to the ground. Bandito is now in Destruction's guard.
Destruction is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bandito is trying to control but Destruction manages to pass to mount!
Bandito is working to get back to half guard.
Bandito regains half guard.
Bandito is looking for a sweep. Destruction is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bandito is looking to control Destruction's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bandito avoid being mounted?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bandito regains full guard. Nicely done.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bandito trying to control the position here.
Destruction trying to control the position from guard on top but Bandito is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bandito pulls Destruction in close to his closed guard and prevents Destruction from doing any damage or advancing position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Destruction slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chino Bandito showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chino Bandito's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Bandito throws a head kick that half lands.
Bandito throws a low kick, looking for Destruction's leg but Destruction calmly moves out of range.
Destruction clinches up with Bandito and pushes him back against the cage.
Destruction throws an elbow that misses.
Destruction missing with knees to the body.
Bandito landing knees to the body.
Destruction working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Destruction scores with a nice hook to the head.
Destruction throws an elbow but it misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Bandito.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bandito is working for takedown but Destruction is calmly controlling the position for now.
Bandito lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bandito misses with an elbow strike.
Bandito stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bandito avoiding damage as Destruction throws knees to the body.
Destruction looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandito misses with a knee strike.
Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Bandito in his tracks for a moment.
Bandito has Destruction pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Destruction manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bandito tries a knee to the head but Destruction blocks it.
Bandito looking to throw knees to the head but Destruction is blocking nicely.
Bandito tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bandito lands a good knee to the midsection. Destruction won't want to take too many of those.
Bandito taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Destruction utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Destruction takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bandito throws a punch but it's blocked by Destruction.
Bandito working aggressively here.
Bandito misses with a knee to the head.
Destruction misses with a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Destruction tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bandito wants to stall.
Destruction lands a hook that snaps the head of Bandito backwards.
Destruction is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bandito is defending well for now.
Bandito misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bandito takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bandito working aggressively here.
Destruction trying to land knees to the body.
Bandito working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bandito.
Destruction lands a knee to the body.
Bandito misses with a punch to the body.
Bandito manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction clinches up against the cage.
Destruction blocks a body shot from Bandito.
Bandito tries to work over Destruction's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bandito has a couple of punches blocked by Destruction.
Destruction missing with knees to the body.
Bandito drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dick Destruction has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chino Bandito.
Bandito lands a hook to the side of the head.
Destruction blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bandito has a couple of punches blocked by Destruction.
Bandito unloads a knee to the mid-section. Destruction lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Destruction has picked Bandito up - he's going for a ride! Destruction dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Bandito wants to get back to full guard.
Destruction wants to pass the guard but Bandito is defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bandito blocking the ground and pound attempt from Destruction.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Destruction lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Destruction is looking to take a break and control but Bandito is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dick Destruction has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bandito wants to get back to full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bandito is in trouble now - Destruction has advanced to mount!
Destruction landing shots from mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Chino Bandito.
I've got Bandito winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chino Bandito!
A very excited looking Chino Bandito made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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