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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Box Spar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Sheen's choice of entrance music: Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Box Spar has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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192 cm
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272 lbs
10 - 9 - 0 |
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200 cm
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266 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Box Spar! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen! The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sheen ducks under a wild hook from Spar. Spar gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Spar misses with a hook. Sheen ducked under it nicely. Sheen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Sheen slips a jab from Spar. Sheen connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Spar's hands. Spar looks to land a combination. Sheen sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut. This has been an exciting period of action! Spar throws a nice looking combination but Sheen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Sheen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Spar. Sheen cracks Spar with a right hand to the side of the head. Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Spar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Sheen throws a big shot that misses. Sheen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sheen bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Spar's head. Sheen throws out a loose jab but Spar uses good head movement to avoid it. Sheen blocks a jab. Sheen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's one minute gone in the round. Spar digs a good hook to Sheen's body.
Spar ducks under a wild hook from Sheen. Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Spar is just out of range. Spar misses with a wild body shot. Spar lands the left hand. Sheen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spar circles away quickly and effectively. Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spar moves away. Sheen cracks Spar with a good jab. Sheen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Spar at a distance.
Spar misses the jab. Spar throws a hook but Sheen avoids it easily. Sheen missing with a left hand there. Spar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Sheen avoids the body shot from Spar.
Spar moves out of range as Sheen strikes. Sheen lands with a hook. Spar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sheen throws a shot from downtown. Spar moves away and avoids it. The fighters circling - Sheen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Spar throws a low kick but it's checked well by Sheen. Spar moves away from the strike by Sheen. Sheen loads up on a big right hand but Spar slips the punch. Sheen misses with a straight left. Spar tries to land a leg kick but Sheen saw it coming and moves away.
Sheen swings for the body but Spar moves out of range.
Sheen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Spar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Spar misses with a jab, cross combination.
Spar misses with a leg kick. Spar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sheen manages to avoid it. Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Spar is just out of range. Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spar.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen loads up on a big right hand but Spar slips the punch. Sheen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Spar with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sheen connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Spar momentarily.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spar.
Nice jab there from Sheen. Sheen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Sheen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spar.
Spar misses the shot to the body. Donk. Sheen catches Spar right on the button with a cross. Sheen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Sheen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Spar is just out of range. Sheen with a jab. Sheen missing with a left hand there. Spar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Sheen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Spar misses with a hook. Spar moves in looking to clinch but Sheen pushes him off.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Sheen lands a nice shot that snaps Spar's head back.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spar manages to avoid it. Spar has managed to clinch.
Spar misses with the head strike.
A right hand to the body from Spar.
Sheen has had enough of the clinch but Spar keeps him there for the moment. Spar slowing the pace effectively. Sheen blocking some punches.
Sheen has had enough of the clinch but Spar keeps him there for the moment. Spar looking to slow down the pace here. Spar lands a hook to the side of the head. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Spar looking to slow down the pace here. Spar stalling against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that round. The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Spar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Sheen misses with a wild body shot. Spar avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Spar lands with a nice body punch. Spar works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Spar takes a shot right to the bread basket. Sheen lands with an overhand left. Sheen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sheen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Spar dodges the punch combination from Sheen.
A punch lands to the side of Spar 's head but he takes it in his stride. A lazy left from Spar finds it's target.
That has opened up Charlie Sheen's cut even more. Spar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sheen. Sheen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Spar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Sheen tries to bum rush Spar with a series of wild strikes but Spar uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Sheen throws a series of punches but Spar moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Spar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Sheen slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Sheen scores with a shot to the body.
Spar scores with a hook to the body. Sheen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Spar with a nice cross. Sheen checks a leg kick nicely. Spar misses with the combination.
Sheen throws a right and a left that both miss. Spar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sheen manages to avoid it. Spar slips under a jab from Sheen. Spar misses with an uppercut. Sheen saw that one coming. Sheen lands a nice hook to Spar's body. Spar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Sheen swats away the attempt to clinch by Spar. Sheen misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Spar throws a shot from downtown. Sheen moves away and avoids it. Sheen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spar.
Sheen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Sheen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Spar does a little dance to reset his feet. Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Sheen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sheen misses the jab. Spar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
Spar lands with a good body shot. Sheen throws an overhand right that lands on Spar's shoulder, as Spar tries to avoid the shot. Sheen swings away with a body shot that misses
and Spar counters with a lovely straight right hand! Sheen defending well as Spar loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sheen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sheen looks to land a combination. Spar sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Sheen digs a good body shot into Spar's ribs. Sheen connects with a nice looking jab.
Sheen swings for the body but Spar moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Sheen - just one landing. Sheen moves into range and connects with a jab. Sheen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sheen throws a big shot that misses. Spar moves into the clinch. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Sheen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Sheen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. A head punch on the inside from Spar fails to land. Spar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. Sheen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Sheen is trying to break the clinch but Spar has him pressed against the cage. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spar. Sheen is trying to break the clinch but Spar is controlling him. Spar misses with a short punch on the inside. Sheen is trying to break the clinch but Spar has him pressed against the cage. Sheen blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sheen. The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. Sheen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Spar throws a head punch that misses. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Sheen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sheen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Sheen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spar clinches. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Charlie Sheen will probably get the nod - 10:9. The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
A telegraphed right hand from Sheen misses the target. Spar rushes Sheen and presses him up against the cage. Spar lands a hook that snaps the head of Sheen backwards. A short right from Spar. Spar misses with a punch on the inside.
Sheen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Spar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sheen's elbow. Sheen prevents a body shot from Spar. Spar misses with a hook from the clinch. Spar lands an uppercut. Sheen is trying to break the clinch but Spar is controlling him. Spar tries to throw a body punch but Sheen avoids it by throwing Spar back against the cage. Spar stalling in the clinch but Sheen improves position. Spar seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Sheen is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment. A head punch on the inside from Spar fails to land.
That's one minute gone in the round. Spar misses with a hook from the clinch. Sheen blocks an uppercut.
Spar throws a head punch that misses. Sheen breaks from the clinch.
Sheen connects with a looping right hand.
Spar slips under a jab. Spar avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Spar misses with a hook to the body
and Sheen counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Spar lands an overhand right. Spar slips a jab and a cross from Sheen.
Spar moves out of range as Sheen strikes. Sheen throws a hook but Spar avoids it easily. Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spar looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Spar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sheen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
This has been an exciting period of action! The fight stays on the outside here - Spar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's two minutes gone in the round. No joy there for Sheen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Spar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Spar finds it's way round the side to connect with Sheen's head. Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spar.
Sheen loads up on a big right hand but Spar slips the punch. Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spar. Charlie Sheen seems to be getting the better of the standup. Sheen lands with an uppercut that bounces Spar off the cage and back into range. Spar dodges the punch combination from Sheen.
Spar swings for the body but Sheen moves out of range.
Sheen swings for the body but Spar moves out of range.
Spar slips under a jab. Spar throws a jab but it's blocked by Sheen.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sheen uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Spar ducks under a wild hook from Sheen. Spar tries to bum rush Sheen with a series of wild strikes but Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Spar with a jab. Spar takes a body punch but keeps moving. Sheen misses with a series of wild punches.
Sheen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spar moves away. Spar staying out of range there. Sheen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Sheen thows a body shot but no joy. Spar clinches up with Sheen and pushes him back against the cage. Spar throws a head punch that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Spar working some nice short punches in the clinch. Spar taking a breather. A quick uppercut on the inside from Spar.
The cut above Charlie Sheen's eye is starting to cause him problems now. A head punch blocked on the inside by Sheen. Spar lands a right hand. Box Spar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! This has been an exciting period of action! Spar gets through Sheen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Spar misses with a body punch.
Spar misses with a hook from the clinch. Sheen wants to break the clinch but can't.
A left hand lands to the body for Spar.
Sheen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Spar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sheens head. Spar lands with a short head shot on the inside. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. A short right from Spar on the inside. Sheen tries to stall but Spar uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Sheen manages to break the clinch.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that's the end of the fight! Box Spar showed his dominance in that final round. I think Sheen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29 Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29 Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charlie Sheen! A relieved looking Charlie Sheen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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