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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fook Mi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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190 cm
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290 lbs
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199 cm
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300 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fook Mi! The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jones lands a big head kick that sends Mi tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Mi back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Fook Mi has been cut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Mi throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily. Mi lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. A jab lands there for Mi.
It looks like Drunk Jones has been cut. Jones takes one on the button. Jones misses with an uppercut. Mi throws a right hand that Jones ducks under and follows up with a left that Jones also avoids with ease. Mi misses with a wild body shot. Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Mi is just out of range. Jones slips under a jab from Mi. Jones walks forward, straight into a front kick from Mi. Mi connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Mi throws a hook but Jones blocks it. Mi throws a jab when Jones was well out of range. Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Mi throws a series of strikes that have Jones backpedaling.
Mi connects with the punch. Mi blocks a head kick by Jones.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mi misses with a body shot.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mi punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch. Jones misses with a leg kick and Mi counters with a nice uppercut. A head kick misses from Jones. Jones lands a big head kick that sends Mi tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Mi back to his feet - he wants the finish! Jones is breathing heavily. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Jones throws a jab when Mi was well out of range. A leg kick checked by Jones. Jones avoids the body shot from Mi.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mi just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab from Jones misses. Mi misses with a body kick. Mi misses the shot to the body. Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mi moves out of range easily. Jones throws a body kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jones pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mi is out of range and Jones settles back down. Mi misses with a low kick.
Mi swings for the body but Jones moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Jones. Jones keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mi. A combination from Mi does no damage. Jones throws a low kick but it's checked well by Mi. Mi misses with the combination.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mi moves away. Mi misses with a looping left. Mi has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target. Mi tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jones is able to avoid easily. Jones is looking to slow Mi down with leg kicks. An inside leg kick lands from Jones.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jones cracks a nice hook into Mi's ribs. Mi keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Mi sees coming a mile off. A big left from Jones misses. Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mi. Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mi.
Jones takes a swing at Mi's ribcage but misses. Mi cracks Jones with an open hand slap. Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Some bone on bone action there as Mi checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Fook Mi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Jones defending well as Mi loads up on a big left hand. Mi moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. Jones is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Mi's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. Jones lands a jab to the head.
Jones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jones throws a nice inside leg kick. Jones scores with a push kick. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Mi chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jones can pounce on him.
Jones misses with a body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jones. Mi on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Mi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Jones looks to land a body kick but Mi moved away. Jones scores with the left hand. Mi knows he should have avoided that one. Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mi.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. A head kick misses from Mi. Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
That's five minutes gone in the round. Jones takes one to the chin there. Mi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jones. Jones checks the leg kick. Mi takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Mi misses with a straight left. Jones cracks Mi with an open hand slap. Jones connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. A telegraphed right hand from Mi misses the target. Jones throws a head kick that misses. Jones misses with a hook. Mi ducked under it nicely. Jones takes one to the chin there. Mi will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jones tries a low kick but Mi avoids it. Mi avoids the head kick by Jones.
That's six minutes gone in the round. Mi scores with a head kick. Jones tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time. Jones scores with a head kick.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mi.
Nice straight punches there by Jones. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jones. Jones misses the shot to the body. Mi scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones cracks the inside of Mi's front leg. Mi is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jones had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Jones feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mi's calf. Jones on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Mi takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards. Mi misses with a low kick. Jones avoids a lazy jab quite easily. A decent looking body kick lands there for Jones. Good exchange - Jones coming out on top.
That's seven minutes gone in the round. Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Mi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Jones thumps Mi with a low kick. Jones smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target. A nice leg kick lands there from Mi. Mi throws a series of strikes that have Jones backpedaling.
Jones scores with a jab to the jaw. Jones pushes Mi away with a front kick. Jones thuds his right hand into Mi's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. Mi throws a low kick but Jones avoids it. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Jones moves away from the strike by Mi. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jones, right into the meat.
Mi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's eight minutes gone in the round. Jones takes a swing at Mi's ribcage but misses. A good leg kick by Jones. Mi walks into a left hand. Jones throws a half hearted mid kick. Jones throws a nice outside leg kick. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Mi tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot. A head kick misses from Jones. Good shot there by Mi. Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. A punch combination from Mi misses. Mi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jones. A punch lands to the side of Mi 's head but he takes it in his stride. Jones walks into a jab.
That's nine minutes gone in the round. Mi just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mi.
Jones moves out of range of the leg kick from Mi. Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mi moves out of range easily. Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones scores with a jab to the body. A chopping leg kick lands by Mi. Mi's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Mi moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Jones throws a jab but it's blocked by Mi. Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Drunk Jones dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Jones misses with a wild body shot. Mi misses with a hook
and Jones counters with a good low kick that Mi was not able to check. Mi throws an overhand right that lands on Jones's shoulder, as Jones tries to avoid the shot. Jones throws a hook but Mi avoids it easily. Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Mi moves out of range of the body kick. Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Mi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good leg kick by Jones there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mi. Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. A nice inside leg kick there by Jones. That's going to slow Mi down. Jones throws a looping overhand right but Mi ducks down to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Mi loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch. Jones dips to his left and cracks Mi with an uppercut! Jones throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Mi might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jones has got the better of the exchanges. Jones thows a body kick. Mi tries to catch it but that hurt him. No joy there for Mi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones thows a body shot but no joy. Jones throws a head kick that misses. Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Mi connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Mi thows a left - swing and a miss! Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. A jab from Jones misses. Jones throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mi jabs Jones right on the nose. Jones blinks but takes it well. Jones fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mi checks it well. Jones attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. A decent looking body kick lands there for Jones. Mi scores with a nice body kick.
Mi has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jones. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. That kick from Jones tenderised Mi's leg. Mi is trying to keep his angry face on. Mi moves out of range as Jones strikes. Mi moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Jones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Mi fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range. Mi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily. Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing. Jones avoids the body shot from Mi.
Jones looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Mi avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Mi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jones throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Jones staying out of range there. Mi throws the left hand but Jones avoids the punch easily. Drunk Jones is winning the standup battle so far. Mi takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mi lands a slapping body shot.
Jones moves out of range as Mi throws a body kick.
Mi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jones. Jones ducks under a wild hook from Mi. A head kick misses from Jones. Jones misses with a body shot.
Mi closes the distance and lands a one-two. Jones slips a jab from Mi.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Mi avoids the body shot from Jones.
Jones misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Jones. Mi connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Mi stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Mi misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones misses with a low kick as Mi jumps back. Jones throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Mi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Jones moves out of range of the strikes. Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mi moves out of range easily. Mi slips a jab from Jones. Jones misses the shot to the body. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Mi finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A leg kick checked by Mi.
That's five minutes gone in the round. A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Mi does a little dance to reset his feet. Mi lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Mi misses with a low kick as Jones jumps back. Nice straight punches there by Jones. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jones. Jones throws a lazy head kick and Mi counters with a lovely straight right hand! Mi checks the leg kick nicely there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mi, as that shot connected.
Jones blocks a head kick by Mi.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Jones feints and then cracks Mi's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mi down. Mi blocks the body kick.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Mi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab. Mi digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
That's six minutes gone in the round. Mi checks a low kick from Jones. Jones slips a straight right by Mi. Mi misses with a lunging right hand
and Jones makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Mi really felt that one! Mi moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Mi jabs Jones to the body, keeping him at a distance. Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mi's sensitive parts. A big right from Jones misses. Mi throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Jones misses with a body kick. Jones throws a head kick that misses. Jones throws a low kick, looking for Mi's leg but Mi calmly moves out of range. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Jones misses the shot to the body. Jones misses the shot to the body. Mi takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's seven minutes gone in the round. Good standup being displayed there by Mi as he connects with a hook. Mi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Mi looks to throw the jab but Jones is out of range. Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. A swing and a miss from Jones. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jones has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jones and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Mi bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jones's head backwards. Mi throws a hook but Jones blocks it. Jones lands with an uppercut that bounces Mi off the cage and back into range. Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Jones misses the shot to the body. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jones, as that shot connected.
A jab from Jones does it's job there. Jones throws a leg kick and Mi counters with a leg kick.
That's eight minutes gone in the round. Mi throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Mi misses with a body kick. Jones lands the left hand. Jones avoids the head kick by Mi.
Jones looks for the body kick but Mi saw that one coming. Jones throws a leg kick and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Jones tries to score with a low kick but Mi moves his leg out of the way. Jab by Mi. Jones throws a chopping leg kick but Mi manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Jones digs a good body shot into Mi's ribs. Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mi. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Mi throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Mi misses with a looping left. Jones scores with a head kick. Mi tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time. Jones connects with a leg kick. Mi looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
That's nine minutes gone in the round. Mi connects with a single shot there. Mi misses with a straight right. Mi avoids the head kick by Jones.
Fook Mi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Jones throws a leg kick but Mi checks it. Mi tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jones is able to avoid easily. Mi ducks under a wild hook from Jones. Mi throws a leg kick but Jones checks it. Jones scoring well with a low kick there.
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Mi moves out of range easily. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Mi blocks the body kick.
Mi throws a jab when Jones was well out of range. Mi misses with a body shot.
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
And that's the end of the fight! Drunk Jones showed his dominance in that final round. Well Jones has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Josh West scores the fight 20:18 Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 20:18 Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 20:18
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Drunk Jones! Drunk Jones is the new super heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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