PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rick Diculous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Axl Horn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diculous kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is How you like me now - The Heavy. Horn has chosen Bill Murray - by Sweatshop Union as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Diculous
vs
Horn

176 cm
27
157 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

175 cm
26
159 lbs
10 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rick Diculous!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Axl Horn!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, John Kavanagh and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diculous throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Horn ducks under a wild hook from Diculous.
Horn misses the jab.
Horn throws out a loose jab but Diculous uses good head movement to avoid it.
Horn throws a left and a right that both miss
and Diculous counters with a right hand to the body.
Horn throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Diculous sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Horn swings for the body but Diculous moves out of range.
Diculous throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diculous stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Diculous wants it to stay on the feet.
Horn throws a sloppy head kick and Diculous moves out of range easily.
Horn tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diculous was well out of range. Poor timing from Horn.
Horn shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Diculous as he avoids it easily.
Horn misses the body punch
and Diculous counters with a nice body shot.
Horn fails to land the takedown.
Rick Diculous has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Axl Horn.
Horn fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Horn blocks a jab.
Axl Horn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horn jabs Diculous to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diculous throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Horn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Diculous scores with a crisp jab that stopped Horn in his tracks.
Horn has a takedown stuffed.
Diculous scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Horn doesn't seem bothered though.
Diculous misses with an uppercut. Horn saw that one coming.
Horn cracks Diculous with an open hand slap.
Nice shot by Horn.
Nice jab there from Horn.
Horn throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Diculous finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Diculous uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Horn.
Horn fails with a takedown attempt.
Diculous lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Horn throws a combination that misses

and Diculous counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Diculous.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Horn will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Diculous up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diculous lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Horn.
Diculous can't find room to land a body shot as Horn controls the action.
Horn tries for a takedown. No joy.
Diculous softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Diculous with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Horn looking to stall.
Diculous scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Horn stalling in the clinch but Diculous improves position.
Diculous lands a body shot in the clinch.
Diculous lands with a right to the head.
A right hand to the body from Diculous.
Horn looks gassed!
Horn tries to break free but Diculous pushes him back against the cage.
Horn lands a left hand.
Diculous scores a nice knee to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Horn fails to land.
Diculous digs a right hand into Horn's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Horn's gas tank.
Diculous lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Horn backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diculous scores with a shot to the side of Horn's head.

Horn is rocked!

Diculous breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Horn is still on wobbly legs! Can Diculous finish him?
Diculous drops Horn with a straight right hand, right on the button! Diculous follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick Diculous!
Rick Diculous seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.