PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Flex Dynomite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Nuclear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynomite comes into the arena with C.R.E.A.M. blaring out of the sound system. Nuclear has chosen Nuclear Assault - Critical Mass as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dynomite
vs
Nuclear

189 cm
25
215 lbs
14 - 4 - 1

188 cm
25
215 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Flex Dynomite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, David Nuclear!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuclear lands with a shot to the body.
Dynomite lands a nice looking body kick.
Nuclear looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nice body punch from Dynomite.
Dynomite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Nuclear's calf.
Dynomite throws a lazy right hand but Nuclear sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dynomite throws a head kick that misses.
David Nuclear seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab, jab by Dynomite - just one landing.
Nuclear scores with a shot to the body.
Dynomite pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nuclear is out of range and Dynomite settles back down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dynomite blocks a leg kick.
Nuclear misses with a body shot
letting Dynomite counter with a right hand.
Dynomite throws a nice head kick!

It looks like David Nuclear has been cut.
Nuclear throws a leg kick that misses.
Nuclear just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab from Dynomite finds it's way through Nuclear's defenses.
Nuclear misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nuclear scores with a three punch combo!
Nuclear is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynomite.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynomite throws a wild body kick that Nuclear sees coming a mile off.
Nuclear uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dynomite.
Dynomite feints and then cracks Nuclear's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nuclear down.
Nuclear uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dynomite.
Nuclear throws a looping overhand right but Dynomite ducks down to avoid it.
Nuclear checks a leg kick nicely.
Dynomite throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Nuclear moves out of range of the body kick from Dynomite.
Dynomite scores with a leg kick.
Nuclear looks to land a body kick but Dynomite moved away.
Nuclear misses with a jab to the body
and Dynomite counters with a stiff right hand.
Dynomite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dynomite takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nuclear misses with a body kick.
Nuclear throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nuclear misses with a looping left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuclear misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nuclear looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nuclear pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dynomite lands with an overhand left.
Nuclear does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nuclear jabs Dynomite to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dynomite connects with an inside leg kick.
Nuclear throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dynomite takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Nuclear with a hook.
Dynomite fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nuclear has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dynomite pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dynomite throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nuclear tests Dynomite's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big right from Dynomite misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynomite misses with an uppercut. Nuclear saw that one coming.
Nuclear is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dynomite rather than just go for the knockout.
Nuclear throws a lazy right hand but Dynomite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nuclear blocks a head kick by Dynomite.
Nuclear scores with a punch to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nuclear. Dynomite does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dynomite just misses with a punch to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Dynomite.
Nuclear throws a big shot that misses.
Nuclear throws a big shot that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Nuclear misses the target.
Nuclear thuds a left hand into Dynomite's body.
Nuclear takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dynomite has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nuclear misses with a hook. Dynomite ducked under it nicely.
Nuclear misses with a body shot.
Dynomite slips a jab from Nuclear.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuclear stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dynomite.
Nuclear stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dynomite.
Nuclear misses with a straight right.
Nuclear takes a swing at Dynomite's ribcage but misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nuclear darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Dynomite is rocked!
Nuclear throws an overhand right that drops Dynomite like a sack of potatoes! Nuclear dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Nuclear!
After the big win, David Nuclear made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hell's Balls Recovery (160) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.