PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ignatious Hashisha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McPunches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Punchy McPunches has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hashisha
vs
McPunches

204 cm
33
300 lbs
22 - 17 - 1

205 cm
32
323 lbs
21 - 21 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Ignatious Hashisha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Punchy McPunches!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hashisha on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McPunches ducks under a wild hook from Hashisha.
Hashisha takes one to the side of the head.
McPunches throws a right hand that Hashisha ducks under and follows up with a left that Hashisha also avoids with ease.
Hashisha throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McPunches sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hashisha just misses with a punch to the body.
McPunches connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
McPunches stalks Hashisha and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hashisha's face. Hashisha staggers backwards, shaken.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A right-left combo lands from McPunches.

Hashisha is rocked!
Hashisha throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hashisha throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slow jab from McPunches misses its intended target.
McPunches lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McPunches.
Oh Hashisha is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

McPunches drops Hashisha with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Hashisha looks back up at him and smiles so McPunches waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Hashisha takes a swing at McPunches's ribcage but misses.
McPunches misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hashisha misses the shot to the body.
Hashisha seems to have got his legs back now.
Hashisha throws a right hand that McPunches ducks under and follows up with a left that McPunches also avoids with ease.
McPunches scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hashisha slips a jab and a cross from McPunches.
McPunches moves out of range of the strikes.
A big left from Hashisha misses.
Hashisha ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McPunches moves away.
McPunches uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hashisha.
Hashisha takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McPunches misses with an uppercut. Hashisha saw that one coming.
Hashisha takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hashisha just misses with a punch to the body.
McPunches works Hashisha's body with a nice hook.
Hashisha's corner calls for a 1-2. Hashisha obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sloppy strikes from McPunches. Those never looked like landing.
Hashisha moves out of range of the leg kick from McPunches.
Hashisha throws a right hand that McPunches ducks under and follows up with a left that McPunches also avoids with ease.
McPunches misses with a few strikes there.
McPunches misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hashisha lands with a straight right. McPunches didn't see that one coming.
McPunches throws a jab when Hashisha was well out of range.
Hashisha looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McPunches looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McPunches throws a looping overhand right but Hashisha ducks down to avoid it.
McPunches bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McPunches swings widly with a right hand
and McPunches takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McPunches cracks Hashisha with an open hand slap.
Hashisha is on the wrong end of a nice combination from McPunches.
Hashisha throws a series of punches but McPunches moves out of range.
McPunches misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hashisha.
Nice shot lands for McPunches.
Hashisha missing with a left hand there. McPunches was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
An inside leg kick from McPunches misses.
McPunches lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hashisha misses with a hook. McPunches ducked under it nicely.
A clash of legs there as McPunches blocks the low kick.
Hashisha misses with a body punch
and McPunches counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McPunches misses with an uppercut.
Hashisha takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McPunches uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hashisha.

McPunches drops Hashisha with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Hashisha looks back up at him and smiles so McPunches waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McPunches misses with a looping right.
Hashisha throws a jab when McPunches was well out of range.
Hashisha slips under a jab from McPunches.
McPunches scores with a hook to the body. Hashisha takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hashisha doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McPunches throws a hook but Hashisha avoids it easily.
Hashisha lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

McPunches lands a left and a right that send Hashisha crashing to the mat, dazed. McPunches thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
McPunches is working the combinations to good effect here.
Hashisha ducks into an uppercut from McPunches and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Punchy McPunches!
Punchy McPunches thanked the fans post fight for their support.