PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie McGregor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs comes to the cage accompanied by Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. McGregor is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bloc Party - Flux. Rolen Spliffs has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Spliffs
vs
McGregor

190 cm
31
205 lbs
26 - 11 - 0

199 cm
27
289 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

5th Round Clothing

CEC Nutrition Q159
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rolen Spliffs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Charlie McGregor!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGregor misses with a head kick.
McGregor lands a glancing blow to the side of Spliffs's head.
McGregor takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Spliffs fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McGregor thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spliffs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spliffs fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McGregor shoots for a takedown but Spliffs saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McGregor connects with a leg kick. Spliffs looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spliffs takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGregor. Spliffs does a little dance to reset his feet.
McGregor looks to land a body kick but Spliffs moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGregor keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spliffs lands with a nice body punch.
Spliffs misses with a jab, cross combination.
Spliffs lands a nice leg kick that just misses McGregor's sensitive parts.
Nice body kick there by McGregor.
McGregor is looking to land body kicks.
McGregor fails with a takedown attempt.
Spliffs swings for the body but McGregor moves out of range.
McGregor blocks a head kick by Spliffs.
McGregor has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McGregor there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Spliffs lands with a nice combination. McGregor backs away looking to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliffs tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McGregor checks the leg kick nicely there.
McGregor takes a swing at Spliffs's ribcage but misses.
McGregor tries to land a body kick
and Spliffs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Spliffs lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Spliffs scores with a push kick.
Spliffs lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spliffs throws a nice looking combination but McGregor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs misses with a head kick.
Spliffs connects with a solid leg kick.
Spliffs dips to his left and cracks McGregor with an uppercut!
Spliffs dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McGregor. That did some damage!
McGregor swinging wildly here.
Spliffs cracks McGregor with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
McGregor takes one to the chin there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spliffs misses with a head kick.
An inside leg kick from Spliffs misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGregor throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McGregor throws a shot from downtown. Spliffs moves away and avoids it.
Spliffs slips under a jab from McGregor.
Spliffs tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and McGregor counters with a straight right hand.
Spliffs lands with a nice body kick.
Rolen Spliffs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McGregor takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Spliffs lands a glancing blow to the side of McGregor's head.
Spliffs scores with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs dominated that round.
That's time! Spliffs's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Spliffs scores with a sloppy right hand. McGregor should have avoided that one.
Rolen Spliffs is winning the standup battle so far.
McGregor keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Spliffs. Those never looked like landing.
McGregor fails with a takedown attempt.
McGregor takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Spliffs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McGregor checks a leg kick.
Spliffs scores with a nice strike.
Spliffs cracks McGregor with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Spliffs checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McGregor lands a jab to the head.
The fighters circling - McGregor throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGregor shoots in for a takedown but Spliffs shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Spliffs lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McGregor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McGregor takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Rolen Spliffs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffs misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McGregor misses with the combination.
Spliffs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGregor misses the shot to the body.
McGregor on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Spliffs lands a nice looking body shot.
McGregor is breathing heavily.
McGregor on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spliffs. Spliffs obviously looking to wear him down.
McGregor moves out of range of the body kick from Spliffs.
Spliffs scores with a body shot.
Spliffs misses with a body shot.
McGregor is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McGregor tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs keeps McGregor at a distance using the push kick.
Spliffs lets loose with a powerful body kick. McGregor will feel that in the morning.
Spliffs lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McGregor's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
McGregor takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Spliffs clinches up against the cage.
Charlie McGregor has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Spliffs throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McGregor blocks it with crossed arms.
A short body shot lands from Spliffs as the two fighters clinch.
Spliffs lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Spliffs lands a nice shot to the body.
Spliffs scores with a nice hook to the head.
Spliffs lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Spliffs pressing his opponent against the cage.
Spliffs is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McGregor can do to turn this around?
Spliffs lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McGregor.
Spliffs blocks an uppercut.
McGregor looking to stall.
The referee is keeping an eye on Spliffs - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
McGregor throws a punch but it's blocked by Spliffs.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Spliffs.
Spliffs blocks the elbow strike.
The referee calls for Spliffs to work.
Spliffs throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McGregors head.
A short right from McGregor.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spliffs stalling the fight.
A shot in the inside from Spliffs.

McGregor lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Rolen Spliffs is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Spliffs has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McGregor is working away from the top position though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rolen Spliffs showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Spliffs has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 20:18
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 20:18
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 20:18

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rolen Spliffs!
A very excited looking Rolen Spliffs made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.