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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Asscerack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bo Haize (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Robert Asscerack is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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205 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
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206 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robert Asscerack !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bo Haize!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Franklyn Lucas and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asscerack shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Haize pinned against the cage. Haize gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Haize looks to land a body kick but Asscerack moved away.
Good standup being displayed there by Haize as he connects with a hook.
Asscerack shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Haize napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Asscerack working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Haize is trying to escape the position but Asscerack is controlling the position.
Haize tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Asscerack wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Haize manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Asscerack is figuring out what he wants to do next.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haize has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Asscerack is working away from the top position though.
Well, if Asscerack is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Haize won't allow Asscerack to pass to mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Robert Asscerack .
Haize is looking to land body kicks.
Asscerack scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Haize struggling a bit here.
The ground and pound from Asscerack seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Asscerack tries to move to mount but Haize blocks the move with his legs.
You can see the frustration on Haize's face as Asscerack controls the position.
Haize is looking for a sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asscerack just content to control the position.
Haize is trying to get back to half guard.
Asscerack takes a little break here. Haize wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Haize is looking for a sweep.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haize is trying to buck Asscerack off.
Haize is trying to control Asscerack 's posture but Asscerack avoids it.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Haize connects with the punch.
Haize works over Asscerack 's head and body with a nice combination.
Asscerack sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Asscerack is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Haize misses with a series of wild punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Asscerack fails to land the takedown.
Bo Haize is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Asscerack changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Haize looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Robert Asscerack will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A lazy left from Haize finds it's target.
An inside leg kick from Haize misses.
Asscerack slips a jab and a cross from Haize.
Haize scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Asscerack is rocked!
Haize misses with a looping left.
Oh Asscerack is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Haize misses with a looping right.
Haize misses with a hook. Asscerack ducked under it nicely.
Haize throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Asscerack steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Haize.
Haize and Asscerack are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Haize throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Asscerack into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Haize knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bo Haize!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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