PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lasse Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rap Reiplinger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica - Iron Man. Rap Reiplinger has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Uzi
vs
Reiplinger

203 cm
29
270 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

199 cm
27
254 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Balco Boys - Hilo

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lasse Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Rap Reiplinger!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Igor Prikhodko and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi throws an off balance right hand
and Reiplinger counters with a head kick.
Uzi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Reiplinger misses with a few strikes there.
Reiplinger shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Uzi as he avoids it easily.
Reiplinger moves out of range as Uzi strikes.
Reiplinger throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Uzi's waist but Uzi gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Reiplinger off to one side.
Uzi misses with a body punch
and Uzi takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Reiplinger has Uzi up against the cage in a clinch.
Uzi misses with a knee to the head.
Reiplinger trying to land knees to the body.
Reiplinger lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Reiplinger lands a body punch in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Uzi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reiplinger misses with an elbow strike.
Reiplinger trying to land knees to the body.
Uzi misses with the head strike.
Uzi tries a knee to the head but Reiplinger blocks it.
Reiplinger tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Uzi avoids it.
Reiplinger lands an elbow that stopped Uzi in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Lasse Uzi has been cut.
Uzi throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Reiplinger blocks it with crossed arms.
Knees to the body from Reiplinger.
Reiplinger avoiding damage as Uzi throws knees to the body.
Reiplinger landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Uzi is breathing heavily.
Reiplinger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Uzi's elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzi managing to block the knees to the body from Reiplinger.
Reiplinger lands a shot to the body.
Reiplinger lands a shoulder strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Reiplinger obliges.
Reiplinger creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Uzi's defenses.
Reiplinger lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Uzi backwards.
Reiplinger has Uzi pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Uzi manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Lasse Uzi has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rap Reiplinger.
Reiplinger is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Uzi is defending well for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reiplinger landing knees to the body.
Reiplinger lands a knee to the head.
Reiplinger trying to land knees to the body.
Reiplinger utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Reiplinger utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Uzi avoiding damage as Reiplinger throws knees to the body.
Uzi tries to work over Reiplinger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Reiplinger misses with a knee strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Uzi.
Uzi tries a body shot but Reiplinger blocks it.
Reiplinger comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Reiplinger blocks an uppercut.
Reiplinger tries to land a knee to the head but Uzi blocks with his arms.
Reiplinger lands a nice elbow.
Uzi throws a punch but it's blocked by Reiplinger.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzi fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Reiplinger is leaning against Uzi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Reiplinger lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Reiplinger working Uzi over with knees to the body.
Uzi takes an elbow to the temple.
Reiplinger utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Reiplinger unloads a knee to the mid-section. Uzi lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Reiplinger using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Reiplinger lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Reiplinger lands a hook that snaps the head of Uzi backwards.
Reiplinger with a knee to the head.

Uzi is rocked!
Reiplinger creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Uzi! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Reiplinger.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rap Reiplinger!
Post fight, an emotional Rap Reiplinger said 'not only did I win, but I'm pretty sure I gave him herpes!! POI DOGGGG!!!!'.