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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lee Machin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDonald has chosen EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lee Machin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Valeri Chadov and Vladimir Khabensky.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machin misses the shot to the body.
Machin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Machin throws a shot from downtown. McDonald moves away and avoids it.
Machin throws a series of punches but McDonald moves out of range.
A shot to the liver by Machin. Beautiful body shot.
McDonald scores with a decent looking hook.
McDonald goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Machin with a jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Machin checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Machin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
McDonald tries to move into range but Machin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lee Machin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McDonald displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Machin throws out the jab.
McDonald avoids a kick to the body.
McDonald tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Machin takes one to the side of the head.
McDonald takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McDonald is rocked!
Machin throws a jab when McDonald was well out of range.
Machin throws a body punch but McDonald moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machin swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Machin misses with a few strikes there.
Machin lands a jab to the head.
A punch combination from Machin misses.
Machin scores with a body shot.
McDonald avoids a punch combination nicely.
McDonald takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
McDonald uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Machin.
A shot to the liver by Machin. Beautiful body shot.
Machin misses with a kick to the body.
McDonald throws a wild body kick that Machin sees coming a mile off.
McDonald chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McDonald goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A big right from Machin misses.
McDonald throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McDonald walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald clinches up with Machin and pushes him back against the cage.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Machin.
McDonald putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Machin in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McDonald tries to land knees in the clinch but Machin avoids the damage to the body.
Machin managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
McDonald comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Lee Machin has been cut.
Machin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McDonald is looking to land body kicks.
McDonald lands with a right hand.
Machin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McDonald lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McDonald avoids the body shot from Machin.
Machin throws a nice looking combination but McDonald bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McDonald uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Machin.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from McDonald misses.
Machin misses with a combination
and McDonald counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That kick from Machin tenderised McDonald's leg. McDonald is trying to keep his angry face on.
Machin misses with a body kick.
Machin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McDonald blocks a head kick by Machin.
A slow jab from Machin misses its intended target.
McDonald tries to score with a low kick but Machin moves his leg out of the way.
McDonald misses with a head kick.
A low kick from Machin misses
and Machin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Machin wants to slow McDonald down by chopping away at his legs.
McDonald throws a wild body kick that Machin sees coming a mile off.
A big left from Machin misses.
McDonald misses with a wild combination.
A punch combination from Machin misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The fighters circling - Machin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Machin misses with a wild combination.
McDonald throws the kick towards the body but Machin avoids it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Machin swinging wildly here.
McDonald throws a front kick aimed at Machin's knee but Machin avoids it well.
Machin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McDonald fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
McDonald throws a half hearted mid kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDonald showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Machin.
A nice inside leg kick there by McDonald. That's going to slow Machin down.
No joy there for Machin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Lee Machin will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lee Machin's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
McDonald lands a leg kick that knocks Machin off balance momentarily.
Machin thows a leg kick but McDonald checks it
and McDonald counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Machin throws a sloppy head kick and McDonald moves out of range easily.
Machin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McDonald moves in looking to clinch but Machin pushes him off.
Machin slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
McDonald will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McDonald plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from McDonald in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
McDonald throws a front kick that sends Machin stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Machin throws a head kick but McDonald moves out of range.
Lee Machin is winning the standup battle so far.
Machin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McDonald throws a head kick that misses.
McDonald has Machin up against the cage in a clinch.
Machin tries to work over McDonald's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Machin tries to throw a body punch but McDonald avoids it by throwing Machin back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by McDonald.
McDonald blocks an uppercut.
McDonald working Machin over with knees to the body.
Machin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McDonald lands an elbow that stopped Machin in his tracks for a moment.
McDonald lands an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Machin.
A nice right hand lands inside from McDonald.
McDonald landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McDonald obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McDonald scores with a knee to the head.
McDonald utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McDonald lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McDonald lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Machin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McDonald tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Machin avoids it.
Machin is trying to break the clinch but McDonald is controlling him.
McDonald misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Machin.
McDonald using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Machin has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Machin can't break the clinch.
McDonald lands a good knee to the midsection. Machin won't want to take too many of those.
McDonald lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Machin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McDonald.
Machin goes for a takedown in the clinch but McDonald prevents it.
Ronald McDonald seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A body shot lands from McDonald.
McDonald putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Machin in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Machin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McDonald lands an elbow inside that Machin shrugs off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machin misses with a punch to the body.
McDonald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Machin's defenses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McDonald.
Machin tries for a takedown. No joy.
Machin drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lee Machin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Machin is trying to maintain a safe position but McDonald gets an underhook and turns Machin into the cage.
McDonald gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McDonald utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McDonald trying to land knees to the body.
McDonald lands a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machin takes an elbow to the temple.
Lee Machin's cut is getting worse.
McDonald using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McDonald scores a nice knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDonald comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McDonald obliges.
McDonald lands an elbow just above Machin 's eye.
McDonald creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Machin's defenses.
McDonald lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McDonald unloads a knee to the mid-section. Machin lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McDonald utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McDonald using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McDonald lands an elbow inside.
Lee Machin's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Machin wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nice elbow from McDonald.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Knees to the body from McDonald.
McDonald putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Machin in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McDonald landing knees to the body.
Machin managing to block the knees to the body from McDonald.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ronald McDonald showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Lee Machin's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Machin drops his hands momentarily and McDonald takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Machin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Machin swings widly with a right hand
and McDonald counters with a series of strikes. Machin will be more careful next time no doubt.
Machin is rocked!
Machin lands a head shot.
Oh Machin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McDonald gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McDonald softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Machin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McDonald is defending well for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Machin tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. McDonald just stands there and leans against the cage.
McDonald lands a nice knee to the body.
Machin takes a knee to the side of the body.
McDonald lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McDonald obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for McDonald.
Machin seems to have got his legs back now.
McDonald lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McDonald connects with a knee to the head.
McDonald lands a damaging elbow.
Jeez, Lee Machin's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McDonald lands a nice knee to the body.
McDonald lands an elbow inside that Machin shrugs off.
McDonald lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McDonald connects with a nasty looking knee right to Machin's face.
Machin throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McDonald has Machin pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Machin is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from McDonald - that's hurt Machin badly! Oh, another knee lands and Machin is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Machin doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Ronald McDonald!
As Ronald McDonald got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Man kind is a disease that slowly strangles all living things... a distorted reflection of the creator... You can kiss my ass corporate america, free your selfs from the shackles of this monotonous society! The time has come, so either lead follow or get the f#ck out of the way!'.
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hype
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