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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moreno Cuenca comes to the cage accompanied by Yo, el vaquilla. Jeremy has chosen I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Illya Tyunina and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moreno Cuenca uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jeremy, pushing him back against the cage.
Jeremy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Moreno Cuenca tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jeremy lands a nice uppercut.
Jeremy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Moreno Cuenca tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Jeremy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Moreno Cuenca throws a leg kick but Jeremy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Moreno Cuenca throws a push kick but Jeremy slaps the foot to one side.
Moreno Cuenca throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.
Moreno Cuenca throws a leg kick which misses Jeremy's front leg but catches the back leg as Jeremy tries to avoid it.
Jeremy connects with a crisp jab.
Moreno Cuenca looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Jeremy scores with a head kick. Moreno Cuenca tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jeremy pushes Moreno Cuenca away with a front kick.
Jeremy throws a sloppy head kick and Moreno Cuenca moves out of range easily.
Moreno Cuenca uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca wants to clinch up but Jeremy keeps it at a distance.
Moreno Cuenca swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Moreno Cuenca checks a leg kick nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moreno Cuenca is looking to clinch.
Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca checks a leg kick nicely.
Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Some bone on bone action there as Jeremy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Moreno Cuenca doesn't manage to clinch there - Jeremy circles away.
Moreno Cuenca feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.
Moreno Cuenca gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Moreno Cuenca looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Moreno Cuenca gets through Jeremy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Moreno Cuenca creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Moreno Cuenca can't find room to land a body shot as Jeremy controls the action.
Moreno Cuenca tries a knee to the head but Jeremy blocks it.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jeremy avoids a wild elbow strike from Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy scores with a shot to the side of Moreno Cuenca's head.
Jeremy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range.
Moreno Cuenca goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jeremy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Moreno Cuenca tries to clinch but Jeremy is having none of it.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Moreno Cuenca misses with a wild body shot.
Moreno Cuenca throws out a leg kick but Jeremy moves out of range and Moreno Cuenca only half commits.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy slips a jab from Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy lands a nice shot that snaps Moreno Cuenca's head back.
Jeremy misses with a double jab.
Jeremy moves out of range of the body kick from Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy throws a combination. Moreno Cuenca tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Jeremy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Moreno Cuenca throws a leg kick
and Jeremy counters with a solid body kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Jeremy scores with a four punch combination!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Moreno Cuencas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jeremy keeps the fight on the outside.
Jeremy swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Jeremy scores with a nice head shot.
Jeremy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Moreno Cuenca lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Moreno Cuenca is looking to clinch but Jeremy is avoiding it.
Moreno Cuenca clinches.
Jeremy managing to block the knees to the body from Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moreno Cuenca throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moreno Cuenca taking a breather.
Moreno Cuenca looking to stall.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Moreno Cuenca tries a body shot but Jeremy blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jeremy avoids it.
Jeremy avoiding damage as Moreno Cuenca throws knees to the body.
Jeremy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jeremy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Moreno Cuenca tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jeremy is able to avoid easily.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moreno Cuenca moves in looking to clinch but Jeremy pushes him off.
The crowd cheers as Jeremy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Moreno Cuenca doesn't seem phased though.
Jeremy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Moreno Cuenca tries to clinch up but Jeremy circles away and keeps his distance.
Jeremy punishes Moreno Cuenca's body with a nice straight punch.
Jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca throws a half hearted mid kick.
Moreno Cuenca throws out a leg kick but Jeremy moves out of range and Moreno Cuenca only half commits.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Moreno Cuenca ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Some bone on bone action there as Jeremy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jeremy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
An inside leg kick lands from Moreno Cuenca.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Jeremy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Moreno Cuenca moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Moreno Cuenca walks into a stiff left hand from Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca moves out of range of the leg kick from Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca misses with a head kick.
Moreno Cuenca connects with a leg kick. Jeremy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jeremy throws a one two combo.
Moreno Cuenca scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jeremy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice shot lands for Jeremy.
Jeremy works Moreno Cuenca's body with a nice hook.
Moreno Cuenca throws a head kick that misses.
Moreno Cuenca throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Moreno Cuenca misses with a straight right.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca scores with a leg kick.
Moreno Cuenca lands a head kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch! Moreno Cuenca slams his shin into Jeremy's torso.
Jeremy checks the leg kick.
Jeremy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Moreno Cuenca rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jeremy checks it well.
Jeremy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Moreno Cuenca takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jeremy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jeremy!
Moreno Cuenca lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Moreno Cuenca throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy lands a head shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moreno Cuenca scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Moreno Cuenca.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca pushes Jeremy up against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jeremy. That's going to slow Moreno Cuenca down.
Moreno Cuenca tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jeremy is able to avoid easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca moves out of range of the body kick.
A left lands for Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.
A big left from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jeremy checks the leg kick.
Jeremy scores with a nice right hand.
Moreno Cuenca walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jeremy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jeremy avoids a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca tries to clinch there but Jeremy circles away.
Moreno Cuenca feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.
Good work by Jeremy as he checks the leg kick.
Jeremy misses with a few strikes there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jeremy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Moreno Cuenca has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Moreno Cuenca and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Moreno Cuenca throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Moreno Cuenca misses.
Moreno Cuenca throws a nice looking combination but Jeremy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Moreno Cuenca moved away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jeremy.
Jeremy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Moreno Cuenca throws a head kick that misses.
Moreno Cuenca pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jeremy. That's going to slow Moreno Cuenca down.
Jeremy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jeremy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca is looking to clinch.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jeremy!
A leg kick checked by Jeremy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moreno Cuenca moves out of range of the body kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Moreno Cuenca's hands.
Jeremy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A jab lands there for Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A slapping body kick lands there for Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Jeremy throws a shot to the body.
Jeremy lands with a kick to the temple. Moreno Cuenca shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Moreno Cuenca is out of range.
Moreno Cuenca throws a head kick that misses.
A left lands for Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jeremy can pounce on him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Moreno Cuenca's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
Jeremy throws a combination. Moreno Cuenca tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Moreno Cuenca throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Moreno Cuenca moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Moreno Cuenca uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jeremy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Moreno Cuenca.
A shot to the liver by Jeremy. Beautiful body shot.
Moreno Cuenca clinches with his opponent.
Jeremy avoids the elbow strike from Moreno Cuenca, against the cage.
Jeremy breaks the clinch.
A head kick misses from Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy blocks a low kick nicely.
Moreno Cuenca uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jeremy avoids the head kick by Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca tries a head kick but it misses.
Jeremy connects with a body shot.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Moreno Cuenca throws a head kick that misses.
Moreno Cuenca thows a leg kick but Jeremy checks it
and Jeremy counters with a body kick that stops Moreno Cuenca in his tracks momentarily.
Jeremy throws out a leg kick but Moreno Cuenca moves out of range and Jeremy only half commits.
Moreno Cuenca takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jeremy scores with a decent looking hook.
A clash of legs there as Moreno Cuenca blocks the low kick.
Jeremy punishes Moreno Cuenca's body with a nice straight punch.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Moreno Cuenca checks a leg kick.
Jeremy connects with a single shot there.
Moreno Cuenca connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Moreno Cuenca throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jeremy scores with a hook to the body. Moreno Cuenca takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca throws a front kick aimed at Jeremy's knee but Jeremy avoids it well.
Jeremy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy checks the leg kick.
Jeremy scores with a leg kick.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut.
Moreno Cuenca pushes Jeremy up against the cage in a clinch.
Moreno Cuenca with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jeremy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moreno Cuenca misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Moreno Cuenca landing knees to the body.
Jeremy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jeremy can't find room to land a body shot as Moreno Cuenca controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Moreno Cuenca.
Jeremy dodges an elbow strike from Moreno Cuenca.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moreno Cuenca misses with an elbow over the top.
Moreno Cuenca creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Moreno Cuenca putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jeremy in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike.
Moreno Cuenca blocks a body shot from Jeremy.
Nice body punch from Jeremy.
Jeremy dodges an elbow strike from Moreno Cuenca.
Moreno Cuenca using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jeremy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Moreno Cuenca.
A short right from Jeremy.
Moreno Cuenca tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jeremy avoids it.
Jeremy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Moreno Cuenca looking to stall.
Jeremy lands a right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy wants to break free but Moreno Cuenca has control.
Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Moreno Cuenca is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Moreno Cuenca content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jeremy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jeremy stalling in the clinch but Moreno Cuenca improves position.
Moreno Cuenca tries to stall but Jeremy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jeremy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Moreno Cuenca missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Moreno Cuenca throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ron Jeremy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Moreno Cuenca throws a head kick that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jeremy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:30
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy made sure to mention his sponsor, SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI in his post fight interview.
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