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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit has chosen Lil Wayne- I feel like dying as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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201 cm
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275 lbs
16 - 5 - 0 |
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196 cm
27
282 lbs
18 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simbo Klice! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Klice tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Holyshit is able to avoid easily. Klice cracks Holyshit with an open hand slap. A punch lands to the side of Klice 's head but he takes it in his stride. Holyshit looks to score with a jab to the body but Klice is just out of range. Holyshit lands with a cross. Left hook, right uppercut from Klice.
It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut. This has been an exciting period of action! Klice lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Klice is looking to slow Holyshit down with leg kicks. Klice cracks a nice hook into Holyshit's ribs. Klice throws a leg kick which misses Holyshit's front leg but catches the back leg as Holyshit tries to avoid it. Holyshit moves out of range of the leg kick from Klice. Klice is looking to score with low kicks. Klice throws a quick inside leg kick. Klice misses with a low kick.
Holyshit lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Klice backs up against the cage.
Klice digs a good hook to Holyshit's body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Klice misses with a low kick. Klice lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Holyshit misses with a few strikes there.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Klice chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Klice looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range. Klice smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Klice throws a wild body kick that Holyshit sees coming a mile off. Klice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Holyshit.
Klice moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Klice misses with a low kick as Holyshit jumps back. Holyshit takes a jab right on the kisser.
Klice misses with a leg kick and Klice takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Holyshit cracks Klice with an open hand slap.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Holyshit chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Holyshit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Simbo Klice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Klice throws a series of punches but Holyshit avoids them all with ease. Crunch! Klice slams his shin into Holyshit's torso. Klice plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Holyshit checks the leg kick nicely there.
Klice throws a leg kick but Holyshit sees it coming and moves out of range. Klice fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Klice attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Klice swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Klice with a body punch. A glancing blow. Holyshit pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Holyshit throws a right hand that Klice ducks under and follows up with a left that Klice also avoids with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Klice throws a hook but Holyshit blocks it. A kick lands to the mid section there for Klice. Holyshit looks gassed! Klice scoring well with a low kick there.
Holyshit moves forwards but Klice connects with a nice, crisp jab. Holyshit avoids a punch combination nicely.
Holyshit misses the shot to the body. Klice is looking to slow Holyshit down with leg kicks. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Klice misses with a leg kick. Holyshit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klice can pounce on him.
Klice lands a jab to the head.
Klice turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Holyshit's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Klice scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Holyshit takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Klice misses the shot to the body. Klice feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Holyshit's calf. Nice straight punches there by Klice. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Klice. Simbo Klice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Klice throws a leg kick but Holyshit checks it. Klice connects with an inside leg kick. Holyshit takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt. Klice throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range. Holyshit misses with a double jab
and Klice counters with a flying knee. Nice. Klice throws a wild body kick that Holyshit sees coming a mile off. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Holyshit misses with a body shot
and Klice counters with a nice low kick that buckles Holyshit's knee momentarily. Klice fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Klice lands with a good body shot. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Simbo Klice dominated that round. The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A solid leg kick lands there for Klice.
Klice lands a leg kick that knocks Holyshit off balance momentarily. Klice works the jab nicely. Klice with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Holyshit misses with a low kick. Holyshit tries to move into range but Klice moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Klice chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Klice cracks Holyshit with a good jab. Holyshit takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Klice feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Holyshit sprawling to the canvas! Holyshit rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Klice finish him?!
Holyshit is rocked! Crack! Klice connects with the perfect overhand right and Holyshit falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Klice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Simbo Klice! Simbo Klice really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that ANARCHY logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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