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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Conlon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pwnasaurus Rex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rex has chosen The Forest as his entrance music. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Pwnasaurus Rex has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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201 lbs
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185 cm
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194 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tommy Conlon!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pwnasaurus Rex!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Conlon as Rex shoots in.
Rex looks for a takedown but Conlon sprawls well.
Rex changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Conlon tries to avoid it but Rex manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Conlon to the ground. Conlon escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Tommy Conlon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pwnasaurus Rex.
Conlon has taken the fight to the clinch.
Rex wants a takedown but no success here.
Conlon working aggressively here.
Rex has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Conlon avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Conlon.
Rex misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conlon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rexs head.
Conlon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rex's elbow.
Conlon controlling the action here for a moment.
Conlon throws a head punch that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Conlon lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rex backwards.
Rex is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Conlon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rex.
Conlon gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Rex.
Conlon digs a right hand into Rex's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Rex's gas tank.
Rex wants to break free but Conlon has control.
Rex has had enough of the clinch but Conlon keeps him there for the moment.
Rex wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Rex lands a right hand.
Rex manages to break the clinch.
Conlon instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Conlon tries to work over Rex's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rex tries for a takedown but Conlon manages to get underhooks.
Conlon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Conlon tries to work over Rex's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Conlon misses with a body punch.
Rex has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Conlon prevents a takedown attempt there.
Rex is looking for a takedown.
Rex tries to pull guard but Conlon holds him up against the cage and eventually Rex drops back down to his feet.
Conlon lands a body shot.
Conlon scores with a hook to the body.
Rex has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Conlon after a bit of a struggle.
Rex blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Conlon.
Conlon is leaning against Rex and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Rex looks gassed!
Conlon's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Conlon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rexs head.
Conlon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rexs head.
Rex is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Conlon is defending well.
Conlon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Conlon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Conlon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rex goes for a takedown in the clinch but Conlon prevents it.
Conlon lands a hook that snaps the head of Rex backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Conlon.
Conlon tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Conlon is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Conlon is defending well against a takedown attempt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rex goes for a takedown in the clinch but Conlon prevents it.
Conlon working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Conlon misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rex fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Rex breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rex takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Rex slips a jab from Conlon.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tommy Conlon dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Rex tries to keep at a distance but Conlon has taken the fight into the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Conlon takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Conlon misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rex has hold of one of Conlon's legs. Conlon is fighting the takedown attempt but Rex gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Conlon looking to control.
Rex looking to sit in guard and control but Conlon gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Conlon wanted to stand there but Rex had control of the position.
Rex trying to keep a closed guard but Conlon is proving a slippery customer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Conlon wants to stand and escape but instead Rex has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Rex won't allow Conlon to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rex pushes down on Conlon's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Rex looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Conlon is trying to stand up here but Rex is controlling him well.
Conlon avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Rex.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Rex connects with a nice short shot to Conlon's temple.
Rex landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Rex is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rex is trying to control. Conlon wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rex thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Conlon's head.
Rex is nestled in close to Conlon, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rex wants to take a breather but Conlon is having none of it.
Rex lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Rex thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Rex prevents Conlon from standing back up.
Rex seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rex tries to pass the half guard into mount. Conlon knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Conlon knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Rex on the ground.
Rex lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Conlon is positioning himself well to prevent Rex advancing to mount.
Conlon is trying to stand back up but Rex is controlling him
Rex is taking a breather. Conlon says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Conlon is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Rex scores with a couple of nice shots.
Conlon tries to kick Rex off but Rex keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Rex takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Rex working Conlon over with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rex is trying to control the action in half guard but Conlon is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Rex slips a nice elbow through Conlon's hands, connecting with Conlon's forehead.
Conlon makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Conlon misses with a right hand
and Rex counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Conlon's guard now.
Rex works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Rex is trying to control the action in half guard but Conlon is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Rex drops an elbow to the side of Conlon's head.
Conlon on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Conlon tries to get out of the position.
Conlon pushes Rex off looking to stand but Rex dives back in and keeps control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Conlon is not content to let Rex control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rex looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pwnasaurus Rex showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Conlon displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rex.
Conlon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Rex shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Conlon as he avoids it easily.
Conlon throws a lazy right hand but Rex sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Conlon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rex.
Rex tries to clinch but Conlon moves out of range.
Rex feints a jab promting Conlon to slip. Rex then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Conlon slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Rex lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Conlon circles away quickly and effectively.
Rex throws a series of punches but Conlon moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rex looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rex keeps the fight on the outside.
Pwnasaurus Rex is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Conlon moves in looking to clinch but Rex pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rex closes the distance and clinches.
Rex has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Conlon regains guard immediately.
Rex throws a big right hand that misses.
Rex won't allow Conlon to sweep him here.
Conlon working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Rex.
Conlon is looking to stand up but Rex isn't so interested in that idea.
Rex stopping the sweep attempt from Conlon.
Rex throws an elbow that misses. Conlon uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Rex's guard. Nice move by Conlon!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conlon wants to stand and escape but instead Rex has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Rex passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Conlon wants to get back to his feet.
Rex cracks Conlon with a big right hand but Conlon just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rex lands a few punches from side control.
Rex is working Conlon over with some ground and pound from side control.
Rex working the head and body with strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conlon tries to escape but Rex is in control.
Rex is working Conlon over with some ground and pound from side control.
Rex trying to control the action but Conlon is working from the bottom.
Rex has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Conlon takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Conlon wants to get back to his feet.
Rex working away.
Rex works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Conlon tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rex landing a few strikes.
Conlon tries to bench press Rex off him but Rex keeps the position.
Rex working the ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Conlon taking a bit of punishment here - Rex scoring with strikes.
Rex working the head with strikes.
Conlon is trying to improve his position.
Rex working the ground and pound from side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Conlon is working to avoid the ground and pound but Rex connects with a decent elbow.
Rex working the head and body with strikes.
Conlon is rocked!
Pwnasaurus Rex has got the better of the ground game so far.
Rex lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pwnasaurus Rex really dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Conlon closes the distance and pushes Rex back into the cage.
Conlon misses with a body punch.
Conlon lands a right hand.
Rex is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Conlon to keep the fight standing.
Tommy Conlon has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Rex is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Conlon gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Conlon blocks a body shot from Rex.
Rex jumps guard but Conlon stands there with Rex around his waist. Rex gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Tommy Conlon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pwnasaurus Rex.
Rex fails to pull guard.
Conlon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Conlon struggles to land a body shot inside as Rex controls his hands.
Conlon can't find room to land a body shot as Rex controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Conlon.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rex can't get the takedown.
Conlon is leaning against Rex and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Conlon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Rex throws a head punch that misses.
Rex is trying to maintain a safe position but Conlon gets an underhook and turns Rex into the cage.
Rex working hard to break the clinch.
Rex tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Conlon smiles and moves away.
Conlon lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rex circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conlon clinches up with Rex and pushes him back against the cage.
Conlon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rex tries for a takedown but Conlon manages to get underhooks.
Rex changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Conlon fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Conlon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tommy Conlon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rex checks the leg kick nicely there.
Rex drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Conlon misses with a series of wild punches.
Conlon lands a glancing blow to the side of Rex's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rex takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Conlon moves out of range as Rex strikes.
Conlon tries to clinch up but Rex circles away and keeps his distance.
Rex shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Conlon as he avoids it easily.
Rex gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Conlon.
Conlon bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Rex's head.
Rex has a takedown stuffed.
Rex is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Conlon tries to bum rush Rex with a series of wild strikes but Rex uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Conlon moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rex.
Conlon throws a punch but it's blocked by Rex.
A frustrated look appears on Rex's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Conlon throws a punch but it's blocked by Rex.
Conlon misses with a body punch.
Rex wants to take the fight to the mat but Conlon manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Rex tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The referee is keeping an eye on Conlon - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Conlon throws a punch but it's blocked by Rex.
Rex is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Conlon to keep the fight standing.
Conlon scores with a shoulder strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Conlon lands a nice shot to the body.
Rex is looking to take this one to the mat.
A short right from Conlon on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tommy Conlon had his way with Pwnasaurus Rex in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
No joy there for Conlon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Conlon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Conlon tries to clinch up.
Conlon tries to clinch but Rex moves out of range.
Conlon cracks Rex with an open hand slap.
Rex shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Conlon as he avoids it easily.
Conlon is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Conlon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A left and a right from Conlon both land. Nice combination.
Conlon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Rex swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Rex on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Conlon stuffs the takedown attempt from Rex. Rex gets slowly back to his feet.
Conlon moves in looking to clinch but Rex pushes him off.
Rex changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Conlon looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Conlon is trying to control Rex's posture but Rex avoids it.
Rex cracks Conlon with a big elbow.
Conlon gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Rex is landing with some decent strikes but Conlon is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Rex looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Rex with the ground and pound from mount.
Rex working Conlon over with strikes here.
Rex with the ground and pound from mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rex looking to finish Conlon with some ground and pound. This is bad for Conlon!
Oh Conlon is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conlon is bucking up trying to escape but Rex cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Rex loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Conlon scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Rex land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Rex stands and salutes the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pwnasaurus Rex!
Pwnasaurus Rex is the new middleweight champion!
Pwnasaurus Rex decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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