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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



180 cm
32
158 lbs
19 - 8 - 0
170 cm
26
145 lbs
12 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Roger Parker!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Shimada.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Titties counters with a nice body shot.
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
Parker throws a hook to the side of Titties's head but Titties sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parker takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Parker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Parker dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Parker drops down looking for an ankle pick but Titties pulls his leg out and moves away.
Parker looks to land a left hand but Titties moved out of range nicely.
Parker checks the leg kick.
Titties's jab looks to have found its range, popping Parker under the eye.
Titties avoids the body shot from Parker.

Titties gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Titties working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties controlling the position.
Titties wants to sweep but no luck.
Titties controls Parker momentarily but Parker frees himself.
Parker controlling from the top position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Parker throws a hook but Titties blocks it.
Titties's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Parker connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Titties scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a leg kick which misses Parker's front leg but catches the back leg as Parker tries to avoid it.
Parker throws out a loose jab but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Titties thuds a left hand into Parker's body.
Nice uppercut there from Parker.
Titties takes a swing at Parker's ribcage but misses.
Roger Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties throws a right and a left that both miss.
Titties tries to move into range but Parker moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Parker just misses with a punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from Parker.
Titties lands with a slapping head kick.


Parker is rocked!


It looks like Roger Parker has been cut.
Titties has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Parker finds it's way round the side to connect with Titties's head.
Titties looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Parker is fending him off so far but Titties persists. Nope, Parker circles away and we're back to standing.
Parker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties moves away from the strike by Parker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Parker is still on wobbly legs! Can Titties finish him?
Parker moves out of range as Titties strikes.
Parker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Titties.
Parker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Titties lands with a thumping leg kick.
Titties dips to his left and cracks Parker with an uppercut!
Parker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Titties throws a right and a left that Parker avoids nicely.
A bone on bone clash there as Parker blocks the leg kick.
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Parker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Titties.
An inside leg kick from Parker misses.
Parker seems to have recovered his senses.
Parker lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties lands with a hook. Parker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Parker forces Titties back against the cage and clinches.
Parker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Titties fails to land.
Parker misses with the head strike.
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker has Titties pressed against the cage.
Parker lands a hook that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Titties has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.
Titties displaying some good clinch control by pressing Parker up against the cage.
Parker has Titties pressed against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Parker avoids a wild elbow strike from Titties.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hanz Titties will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Roger Parker's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.


Titties fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Parker misses with a left hand
and Titties counters with an inside leg kick.
Parker misses with an uppercut. Titties saw that one coming.
Titties lands with a right hand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titties.
Parker's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Parker duly obliges.
Titties misses with a leg kick.
Parker throws a series of punches but Titties moves out of range.
Hanz Titties is winning the standup battle so far.
Titties jabs Parker right on the nose. Parker blinks but takes it well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker scores with a hook.
Parker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Parker throws a front kick aimed at Titties's knee but Titties avoids it well.
Parker takes a kick to the side of the head.
Titties moves away from the strike by Parker.
Parker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker avoids the body shot from Titties.
Titties is looking to land body kicks.
Parker shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Titties as he jumps to the side.
Titties takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Parker looks to throw the jab but Titties is out of range.
Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Titties throws a low kick but Parker avoids it.
Parker scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Titties moves out of range of the leg kick from Parker.
Titties steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Parker has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Parker just misses with a punch to the body.

Titties shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Titties with the ground and pound but Parker uses the opportunity to regain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parker is trying to control the position but Titties postures up.
Titties stands and throws Parker's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Parker regains half guard, as Titties was trying to land strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Titties is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Parker!
A nice elbow there by Titties.
Parker is trying to escape the mount.
Parker is squirming around, avoiding Titties's attempts to control the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties landing punches.
Titties raining down shots from the mount!
Titties prevents Parker from getting the reversal.
Parker sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties tries to pass the half guard into mount. Parker knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Roger Parker's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.


Parker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Parker wants to clinch but Titties slips to the side
enabling Titties to counter with a crisp jab.


That has opened up Roger Parker's cut even more.
Parker misses with a hook. Titties ducked under it nicely.
Titties circles away from the clinch attempt.

Titties looking to score a takedown here. Parker is defending well but Titties drives through and ends up in Parker's guard.
Titties not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Titties postures up in Parker's guard and throws a big left but Parker blocks it.
Titties throws a big elbow that misses.
Parker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Titties trying to control but Parker is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties won't allow Parker to sweep him here.
Parker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Titties manages to get himself to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parker stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Titties swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Titties looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Titties is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Parker is aware though and is defending well.
Parker wants to control from the top but Titties keeps moving.
Hanz Titties overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Titties looking to control.
Titties keeping moving, preventing Parker from controlling successfully.

Roger Parker has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Parker swings widly with a right hand
and Titties counters with a thumping low kick.
Parker misses with a looping left.
Titties fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Parker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Titties throws a jab when Parker was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker dodges the punch combination from Titties.
Parker loads up on a big right hand but Titties slips the punch.
Parker throws an overhand right that lands on Titties's shoulder, as Titties tries to avoid the shot.
A punch combination from Parker misses.
Good shot there by Parker.
A telegraphed right hand from Parker misses the target.
Parker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab.
Titties tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Titties connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Titties loads up on a big right hand but Parker slips the punch.
Parker throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Titties misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a jab but it's blocked by Parker.
Parker looks to land a right hand but Titties moved out of range.
Titties is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Parker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Parker throws a head kick that misses.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parker.
Parker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Parker needs to keep his hands up - Titties had a free shot at his head there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker throws a big shot that misses.
Titties gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Parker throws a hook but Titties blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker throws a right and a left that Titties avoids nicely.
Titties moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Parker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Roger Parker's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parker.
Titties fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Parker checks it well.
Parker takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
Parker scoring well with a low kick there.
Parker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Parker throws a combination that misses
and Titties counters with a slapping leg kick.
Titties smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Parker motions for Titties to come forward. Parker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Titties scores with a hook.
A big left from Parker misses.
Parker dives in and grabs Titties's left leg, looking for a takedown. Titties pushes down on Parker's head and hops out.
A nice leg kick lands there from Titties.
Titties misses with the combination.

Titties gets caught napping as Parker dives in and scores a takedown. Titties manages to retain guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Titties pulls Parker in to control the position.
Titties tries to land a sweep but no joy.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Titties keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parker.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Titties counters with a good low kick that Parker was not able to check.
Parker throws a jab when Titties was well out of range.
Parker throws a right and a left that Titties avoids nicely.
Titties lands a leg kick that knocks Parker off balance momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Titties lands with a right hand.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Titties counters with a nice uppercut.
Titties scores with a nice body kick.
Titties blocks a jab.
Parker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Titties counters with a stiff right hand.
Hanz Titties has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Parker.
Parker is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Titties throws a big shot that misses.

Parker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Titties did well to prevent Parker getting side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parker trying to mount his opponent but Titties defends it.
Parker throws a strike but Titties avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties pulls Parker in close to his closed guard and prevents Parker from doing any damage or advancing position.
Titties looking for a sweep. Not yet Titties, not yet.
Titties is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Parker wants to control from the top but Titties keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Roger Parker.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Parker is defended easily by Titties.
Parker throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Parker misses the target.
Titties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Titties shoots in looking for a takedown but Parker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Titties's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Titties slips a jab and a cross from Parker.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Titties looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A swing and a miss from Parker.
Parker fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Titties has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Roger Parker will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Roger Parker's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!



Parker shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Titties's guard.
Titties wants to sweep here but Parker controlling him for the moment.
Parker wants to pass the guard but Titties is keeping the position.
Titties keeping moving, preventing Parker from controlling successfully.
Parker postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Roger Parker has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Parker throws a hook to the side of Titties's head but Titties sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parker takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Parker throws a poor cross that misses
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Horrible takedown by Parker or perhaps it was just good defense by Titties which made him look bad.
Parker misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Parker misses the target.
Titties throws a big shot that misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Titties.
Parker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Titties looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Parker shoots in looking for a takedown but Titties manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Parker's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Titties throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties avoids the body shot from Parker.

Parker shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Parker is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Parker tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Titties wants to get back to full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker is keen to just control but Titties is a slippery customer.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Roger Parker.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Roger Parker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Parker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Parker throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
Parker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Titties attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Titties uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titties.
Nice shot by Titties.
Parker fails with the takedown.
Hanz Titties has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Parker.
Parker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Parker forces Titties back against the cage and clinches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Parker goes for a takedown in the clinch but Titties prevents it.
Titties wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Parker has him pressed against the cage.
Titties lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Parker is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Titties blocks the elbow strike.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Titties blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Titties pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Titties misses with a kick to the body.
Titties moves out of range as Parker strikes.
Parker shoots for a double leg takedown but Titties sprawls well. He's pushed Parker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A swing and a miss from Parker.

And that's the end of the fight!
Roger Parker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Titties has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 47:48
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 48:48
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 49:46

The fight is ruled a draw!

Hanz Titties retains his title. It's always disappointing when a championship fight ends as a draw but that's what happens when you leave the fight in the judges hands!
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