PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Scrooge McDuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Red Wolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McDuck's entrance music is Scrooge McDuck. A fine choice. Wolf is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Imperial March. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McDuck
vs
Wolf

165 cm
28
140 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

168 cm
25
150 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Scrooge McDuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Red Wolf!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, David Schapiro and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolf missing with a left hand there. McDuck was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McDuck shoots for a takedown but Wolf saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wolf connects with a single shot there.
Wolf misses with a body shot.
Wolf looks to score with a jab to the body but McDuck is just out of range.
Wolf lands a nice hook to McDuck's body. McDuck takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wolf lands a jab to McDuck's midsection.
McDuck takes one to the chin there.
McDuck fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wolf avoids it really well and circles away.
Wolf misses with a two punch combination.
Wolf throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

McDuck closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Wolf to the mat! Wolf manages to get full guard.
McDuck connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDuck trying to control but Wolf is working from the bottom.
McDuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDuck stops Wolf from standing up.
McDuck throws a big right hand that misses.
Wolf wants to get back to his feet but McDuck is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
McDuck's corner is telling him to maintain position.
McDuck pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wolf is keeping the position for now.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Wolf can do anything to dispel that myth.
McDuck wants to control from the top but Wolf keeps moving.
McDuck stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wolf swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolf preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
McDuck fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Scrooge McDuck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice takedown defense from Wolf. No joy for McDuck on that attempt.
Wolf lands with a shot to the body.
Wolf looks to score with a jab to the body but McDuck is just out of range.
McDuck drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McDuck steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wolf.
McDuck takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Horrible takedown by McDuck or perhaps it was just good defense by Wolf which made him look bad.
Wolf lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDuck fails to land the takedown.
A big right from Wolf misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McDuck gets a double leg takedown into Wolf's guard.
McDuck content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Wolf preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wolf wants to get back to his feet but McDuck is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
McDuck postures up in Wolf's guard and throws a big left but Wolf blocks it.
Wolf keeping moving, preventing McDuck from controlling successfully.
McDuck throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDuck advances to half guard.
McDuck throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Wolf to regain full guard.
McDuck controlling from the top position.
McDuck wants to control from the top but Wolf keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Scrooge McDuck dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

McDuck tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Wolf swivels and escapes.
McDuck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wolf throws a hook but McDuck avoids it easily.
Wolf lands with an overhand left.
Wolf fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McDuck manages to avoid it.
Wolf feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McDucks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McDuck catches Wolf with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McDuck shoots for a takedown but Wolf saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wolf is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McDuck rather than just go for the knockout.
Wolf scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Scrooge McDuck is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wolf tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McDuck was well out of range. Poor timing from Wolf.
Horrible takedown by McDuck or perhaps it was just good defense by Wolf which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Scrooge McDuck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wolf lands a jab.
Wolf scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McDuck takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wolf defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McDuck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDuck on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A slow jab from Wolf misses its intended target.
Wolf stalks McDuck and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McDuck's face. McDuck staggers backwards, shaken.
Wolf moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McDuck uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wolf.
Wolf swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McDuck has his takedown stuffed
and Wolf counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wolf connects with a nice looking jab.
Wolf misses with an uppercut.
Wolf tests McDuck's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McDuck looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Wolf just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolf is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McDuck.
Wolf misses with a wild body shot.
Wolf throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice takedown defense from Wolf. No joy for McDuck on that attempt.
McDuck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wolf checks the leg kick.
Wolf throws a shot to the body.
Wolf lands with a hook. McDuck tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wolf displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from McDuck.
Wolf lands a body shot.
Red Wolf is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McDuck takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McDuck is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Wolf.
Wolf is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McDuck has his takedown stuffed
and Wolf counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wolf lands a glancing blow to the side of McDuck's head.
Wolf ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McDuck moves away.
Wolf lands with a straight right. McDuck didn't see that one coming.
McDuck looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

McDuck gets a double leg takedown into Wolf's guard.
McDuck throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wolf managing to control the position.
Wolf wants to sweep here but McDuck controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wolf avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McDuck with a nice head shot there.
McDuck looking to sit in guard and control but Wolf gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
McDuck has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Wolf has passed into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McDuck is trying to control Wolf's posture but Wolf avoids it.
McDuck is looking to regain half guard here but Wolf keeps moving and retains side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Red Wolf showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! McDuck's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Wolf's corner calls for a 1-2. Wolf obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McDuck looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Wolf scores with a jab. McDuck acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wolf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McDuck.
Wolf looks to land a left hand but McDuck moved out of range nicely.
Wolf swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McDuck shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wolf swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wolf throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wolf. McDuck does a little dance to reset his feet.
McDuck moves out of range of the strikes.
Red Wolf seems to be getting the better of the standup.

McDuck shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
McDuck can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Wolf is looking to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolf is in a horrible position here. McDuck smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Wolf wants to hold on but McDuck pushes him away.
McDuck thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
McDuck trying to control but he's not successful this time.
McDuck connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDuck trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Wolf is looking to improve his position but McDuck isn't that keen on the idea.
McDuck landing strikes, looking to finish!
McDuck scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Wolf?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDuck with good strikes from the mount here!
McDuck lands a big shot there that rocks Wolf but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

McDuck goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Wolf is on top in guard.
McDuck managing to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDuck is trying to control the position but Wolf postures up.
McDuck is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Wolf regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from McDuck.
McDuck tries to free his leg and advance position but Wolf is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McDuck pushing down on Wolf's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
McDuck stops Wolf from getting back to his feet.
Wolf is looking to improve his position.
McDuck content to control rather than advance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McDuck looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Wolf with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Scrooge McDuck showed his dominance in that final round.
I think McDuck has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Scrooge McDuck!
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight for Scrooge McDuck!
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight for Scrooge McDuck!

Scrooge McDuck wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Scrooge McDuck made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.