PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Grants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Gump might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Fucking Hostile - Pantera. Bubba Gump has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Gump
vs
Grants

200 cm
22
272 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

175 cm
21
232 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bubba Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joseph Grants!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grants misses with an uppercut.
Grants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gump ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grants moves away.
Grants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gump sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gump takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A swing and a miss from Gump.
Grants lands with an overhand left.

It looks like Bubba Gump has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
No joy there for Grants, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Grants throws a monster overhand right that drops Gump! Grants follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joseph Grants!
During a confident post fight interview, Joseph Grants thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.