PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Juanito Cottenfifther (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keiji Numa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Numa is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ladies and Gentlemen. Juanito Cottenfifther has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cottenfifther
vs
Numa

177 cm
22
185 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

169 cm
27
180 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Juanito Cottenfifther!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Keiji Numa!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, John Mangel and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Numa throws a nice looking combination but Cottenfifther bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Numa scores with a jab to the jaw.
Numa goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Numa throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Numa bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Numa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cottenfifther.
Numa misses with a jab, cross combination.
Numa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cottenfifther moves out of range of the leg kick from Numa.
Numa fails to land with a series of punches.
Numa scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Cottenfifther pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Numa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Numa misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cottenfifther fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cottenfifther slips a jab and a cross from Numa.
Cottenfifther fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Numa manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cottenfifther throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Numa fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Numa checks the leg kick nicely there.
Good leg kick by Cottenfifther there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A big right from Cottenfifther misses.
Numa lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cottenfifther circles away quickly and effectively.
Numa swinging wildly here.
Cottenfifther misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Numa.
Numa misses with a wild combination.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Numa enables Cottenfifther to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Numa manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

Numa looking for a guillotine here but Cottenfifther defends easily.
Cottenfifther controls from within his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther trying to control the position from guard on top but Numa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cottenfifther passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cottenfifther wants to lay and pray for a moment but Numa keeps working.
Cottenfifther landing a few strikes.
Numa taking punishment in the form of punches.
Numa is trying to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther is chipping away with strikes.
Numa is trying to control Cottenfifther's posture but Cottenfifther avoids it.
Cottenfifther is looking to take a break and control but Numa is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Numa wants to control but Cottenfifther postures up.
Numa manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

Numa looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Cottenfifther looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Numa trying to control here.
Numa wants to improve his position but Cottenfifther is controlling well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther wants to pass to mount but Numa is defending the position.
Numa is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Numa makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Numa.

Numa throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Cottenfifther escapes and throws Numa's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Cottenfifther takes a little break here. Numa wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cottenfifther trying to control the action but Numa is working from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cottenfifther tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juanito Cottenfifther dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Numa swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cottenfifther checks a leg kick.
Numa tries a head kick but it misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Numa. That's going to slow Cottenfifther down.
Cottenfifther fails with a takedown attempt.
Numa connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cottenfifther. Cottenfifther circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Cottenfifther feints and as Numa raises his hands in defense, Cottenfifther changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cottenfifther wants to control from the top but Numa keeps moving.

Numa had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cottenfifther defends it easily.
Cottenfifther postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cottenfifther looking to pass the guard.
Cottenfifther trying to control the position from guard on top but Numa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Juanito Cottenfifther overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Numa is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Cottenfifther is aware though and is defending well.
Cottenfifther stopping the sweep attempt from Numa.
Cottenfifther trying to control but Numa is working from the bottom.
Cottenfifther is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Cottenfifther stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Numa swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Cottenfifther slips nicely into half guard.
Cottenfifther working the head and body with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Numa gets full guard.
Cottenfifther trying to control the position from guard on top but Numa is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cottenfifther is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Numa is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Cottenfifther stopping the sweep attempt from Numa.
Numa keeping full guard, as Cottenfifther tries to pass.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Cottenfifther avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Numa is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Cottenfifther is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Numa looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Cottenfifther is in close to Numa's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cottenfifther looking to pass the guard.
Cottenfifther not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Cottenfifther scoring with punches to the head and body.

Cottenfifther avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Cottenfifther tries to free his leg and advance position but Numa is retaining full guard.
Cottenfifther landing some decent shots from guard.
Numa keeping moving, preventing Cottenfifther from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Numa is trying to control the position but Cottenfifther postures up.
Numa preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Numa bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cottenfifther's guard.
Cottenfifther keeping moving, preventing Numa from controlling successfully.
Numa trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Cottenfifther manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Cottenfifther trying to control but Numa is working from the bottom.
Cottenfifther has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cottenfifther working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Numa has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cottenfifther can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Numa is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cottenfifther defends well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Juanito Cottenfifther will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

A bone on bone clash there as Cottenfifther blocks the leg kick.
Keiji Numa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cottenfifther misses with a hook. Numa ducked under it nicely.
Numa misses with a low kick.
Numa leaves Cottenfifther with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Numa goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Numa throws a push kick but Cottenfifther slaps the foot to one side.
Numa misses with a few strikes there.
Keiji Numa is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Numa throws a sloppy head kick and Cottenfifther moves out of range easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Numa.
Cottenfifther lands with a right hand.

Numa is rocked!
Numa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cottenfifther throws out the jab.
Numa is still on wobbly legs! Can Cottenfifther finish him?
Cottenfifther throws a looping overhand right but Numa ducks down to avoid it.

Cottenfifther closes the distance looking for a takedown. Numa stuffs it but Cottenfifther still has hold of him. Cottenfifther picks Numa up in a fireman's lift! The crowd roars in approval. Cottenfifther slams Numa to the floor and that's really hurt Numa - he doesn't know where he is! Cottenfifther throws a couple of strikes and the referee steps in to save him! This one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Juanito Cottenfifther!
Juanito Cottenfifther took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Frank and Beans baby, Frank and Beans.'.