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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexis Texas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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190 cm
25
290 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
25
235 lbs
6 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alexis Texas! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties! The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Ren Mimura and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Texas lets loose with a powerful body kick. Titties will feel that in the morning. Texas lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Titties at a distance.
Titties looks gassed! This has been an exciting period of action! Texas is looking to slow Titties down with leg kicks. Texas dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Texas fakes the leg kick and cracks Titties in the body. Texas looks for the body kick but Titties saw that one coming. Texas throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it. A head kick misses from Texas. Titties takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Titties should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Texas wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Texas looks to land a body kick but Titties moved away. Titties takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Texas takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses. Texas thuds his shin into the meat of Titties's side. Texas fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Titties checks it well. Titties moves out of range of the body kick. Titties misses with a low kick. Texas throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Texas moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Texas throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. This has been an exciting period of action! Texas throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Texas.
Franz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Titties avoids the head kick by Texas.
Texas lands a jab to Titties's midsection. Texas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Texas. Texas throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Texas looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Alexis Texas is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. A slapping body kick lands there for Texas. A slapping body kick lands there for Texas. Titties misses with a head kick.
Titties shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Titties has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Texas. Titties doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Texas throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Franz Titties has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Texas misses the shot to the body. Texas throws the kick towards the body but Titties avoids it. Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Texas.
Titties takes a body punch but keeps moving. Texas jabs Titties to the body, keeping him at a distance. Texas tries a head kick but it misses.
Texas is looking to wear down Titties with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Titties throws a looping overhand right but Texas ducks down to avoid it. Texas throws a low kick but it's checked well by Titties. Texas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Texas throws a head kick that misses. Texas throws a wild body kick that Titties sees coming a mile off. Texas throws a good cross that connects.
The fighters circling - Titties throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Titties moves out of range of the body kick. Titties misses the jab. Texas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Titties.
The fighters circling - Titties throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Texas looks to throw a body kick enabling Titties to counter with a crisp jab. Texas throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Titties's head. Titties bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Titties throws a quick inside leg kick. Titties misses with the combination.
A head kick by Texas misses and Titties counters with a head kick. That will keep Texas thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks! Titties throws a low kick but it's checked well by Texas. A head kick misses from Titties. Texas goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Texas scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. A nice leg kick lands there from Titties. Texas throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Texas lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Texas fakes the leg kick and cracks Titties in the body. Texas pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body kick from Titties. A solid leg kick lands there for Texas.
Titties moves out of range of the body kick. Titties connects with a jab. Texas throws a body kick that misses. Titties throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's five minutes gone in the round. Titties looks for the body kick but Texas saw that one coming. Texas pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Texas has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Titties finds it's way round the side to connect with Texas's head. Texas scores with a kick to the body.
Texas throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Texas throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Titties counters with a slapping leg kick. Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A solid body kick from Texas. Titties throws a lazy head kick and Texas counters with a nice body kick. Texas throws the kick towards the body but Titties avoids it. Titties looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That kick from Texas tenderised Titties's leg. Titties is trying to keep his angry face on. Texas tries to score with a low kick but Titties moves his leg out of the way. Titties looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's six minutes gone in the round. Titties takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Texas misses with a low kick as Titties jumps back. Titties misses with a body shot.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Texas moves out of range easily. Texas explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Texas lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Titties has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Titties and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Nice body kick there by Texas. Texas tries a low kick but Titties avoids it. A kick lands to the mid section there for Titties. Titties cracks Texas with an open hand slap. Titties pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Titties blocks the body kick.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Texas is just out of range. Franz Titties has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's seven minutes gone in the round. Texas scores with a push kick. Titties misses with a right hand and Texas counters with a right hand to the body. Texas throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Titties avoids the body shot from Texas.
Texas displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab. Texas misses with a kick to the body.
Titties throws a series of punches but Texas moves out of range. Texas throws a body kick that misses. A head kick misses from Titties. Titties throws a leg kick that is checked and Texas counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Texas moves out of range easily. Texas throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Texas. Titties fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Texas.
That's eight minutes gone in the round. Texas slips under a jab. Titties takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Texas throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it. Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Texas misses with a body kick. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Titties misses with a double jab.
Crunch! Texas slams his shin into Titties's torso. Titties takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick misses from Titties. Texas connects with a body shot. Titties does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Texas tries to land a front kick but Titties steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's nine minutes gone in the round. Titties takes a jab right on the kisser.
Titties thows a body kick. Texas tries to catch it but that hurt him. Texas swings away with a leg kick that misses. Titties tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Texas was well out of range. Poor timing from Titties. Texas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away. Titties throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Texas avoids a kick to the body.
A left lands for Texas. Texas scores with a nice body kick.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Texas manages to avoid it. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Titties on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Titties scores with a jab. Texas acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
And that's the end of the fight! Alexis Texas showed his dominance in that final round. Well Texas has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Alexis Texas! Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight for Alexis Texas! Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Alexis Texas!
Alexis Texas wins by unanimous decision! Alexis Texas seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
37% |
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