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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erik Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot's entrance music is Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. A fine choice. Silva comes into a darkened arena with his song building. No Sunshine - DMX kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Blithering Idiot is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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167 lbs
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187 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Erik Silva!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silva tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Idiot blocks a head kick by Silva.
Silva throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idiot swats away the attempt to clinch by Silva.
Silva tries to clinch up
and Idiot counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Idiot throws a poor cross that misses
and Silva counters with an inside leg kick.
Idiot lands with a nice body punch.
Idiot thows a body shot but no joy.
Idiot lands a really nice looking cross but Silva seems unphased.
Idiot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idiot throws a series of punches but Silva avoids them all with ease.
Silva keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Silva on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva ducks under a wild hook from Idiot.
Idiot thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice straight punches there by Idiot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Idiot.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Idiot lands a really nice looking cross but Silva seems unphased.
A big right from Idiot misses.
Silva tries to clinch up
and Idiot counters with a stiff right hand.
Silva tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A shot to the liver by Idiot. Beautiful body shot.
Silva blocks a jab.
Silva walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idiot misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Silva counters with a slapping leg kick.
Silva ducks under a wild hook from Idiot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Silva is rocked!
Idiot slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Silva is still on wobbly legs! Can Idiot finish him?
Silva tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Silva drops his hands momentarily and Idiot takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Silva drops his guard momentarily, allowing Idiot to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Silva! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Idiot takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot is the new welterweight champion!
A victorious Blithering Idiot thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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