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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Mueller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frito Bandito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mueller comes into the arena with RED blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Frito Bandito was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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198 cm
26
300 lbs
15 - 8 - 0 |
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203 cm
31
300 lbs
15 - 10 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Dangerous knees
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Peter Mueller! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Frito Bandito! The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Shigeki Fujiwara and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mueller will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Bandito loads up on a big right hand but Mueller slips the punch. Bandito misses with a straight right. Bandito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Mueller jabbing away but nothing is landing. Bandito throws a hook but Mueller avoids it easily. Bandito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mueller. Mueller misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Bandito misses with a wild body shot. Bandito just misses with a punch to the body.
Frito Bandito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Mueller ducks under a wild hook from Bandito. Bandito thows a body shot but no joy. Mueller shoots in but no luck this time. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Peter Mueller. That's going to take a lot out of him. A slow jab from Bandito misses its intended target. Bandito misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bandito bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Mueller shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bandito as he avoids it easily. Bandito throws a looping overhand right but Mueller ducks down to avoid it. Bandito's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bandito duly obliges.
It looks like Peter Mueller has been cut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Bandito tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mueller was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandito. No luck with that takedown attempt from Mueller. Mueller looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bandito is fending him off so far but Mueller persists. Nope, Bandito circles away and we're back to standing. A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mueller. Mueller ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Bandito misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mueller.
Bandito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mueller manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A looping hook to the body misses from Bandito. Mueller does a little dance to reset his feet. Bandito misses with a straight left. Bandito misses with a hook. Mueller ducked under it nicely. Bandito with a nice cross. Mueller fails with the takedown. Bandito throws a hook but Mueller blocks it. Bandito throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mueller. Mueller throws a nice inside leg kick. Bandito lands a right hook to the body.
Bandito throws a lazy right hand but Mueller sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Bandito drops Mueller with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Mueller! Bandito dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frito Bandito!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
53% |
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