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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ethan Aguri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). uisce beag has chosen Watermark by Enya as his entrance music. Ethan Aguri has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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225 cm
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300 lbs
10 - 7 - 0 |
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189 cm
29
284 lbs
8 - 11 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ethan Aguri! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uisce uisce beag! The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as uisce beag checks a leg kick. uisce beag checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. uisce beag ducks right into an uppercut from Aguri. Crunch! Aguri slams his shin into uisce beag's torso. uisce beag checks a low kick from Aguri. Danga de danga de dang - Aguri scores with a four punch combination! uisce beag lands a jab-cross combination. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! uisce beag scores with a decent looking hook. Aguri throws a leg kick which misses uisce beag's front leg but catches the back leg as uisce beag tries to avoid it. uisce beag misses with a jab, cross combination.
uisce beag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
uisce beag misses with a wild body shot. uisce beag takes a body punch but keeps moving. Aguri rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but uisce beag moves out of range and avoids them all easily. uisce beag scores to the head and body with a nice combination! Aguri takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. uisce beag misses with a head kick.
uisce beag misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from uisce beag.
That's one minute gone in the round. Aguri lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Aguri connects with a crisp jab. uisce beag misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Aguri.
uisce beag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Aguri defends well against a solid takedown attempt from uisce beag. Ethan Aguri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. uisce beag throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. uisce beag tries a head kick but it misses.
Aguri lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. uisce beag uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aguri.
Aguri misses with a straight left. uisce beag throws a looping overhand right but Aguri ducks down to avoid it. Aguri moves out of range of the body kick. Aguri ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Nice uppercut lands for uisce beag. That snapped Aguri's head back.
uisce beag avoids the body shot from Aguri.
Aguri swings for the body but uisce beag moves out of range.
Aguri throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. uisce beag moves out of range of the leg kick from Aguri. uisce beag keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. uisce beag lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Aguri misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
uisce beag misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
uisce beag tries a head kick but it misses.
Aguri throws a leg kick but uisce beag sees it coming and checks it nicely. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Aguri lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and uisce beag has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from uisce beag and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Aguri swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. uisce beag drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. uisce beag is looking to work some ground and pound but Aguri has wrist control. uisce beag wants to control from the top but Aguri keeps moving. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. uisce beag is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Aguri is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Aguri has escaped and now he's on top! uisce beag not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Aguri trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. uisce beag looking to hit a scissor sweep but Aguri is one step ahead there. uisce beag had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Aguri defends it easily. uisce beag is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Aguri frees his head nicely. Oh but uisce beag has switched to an armbar! Aguri is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Uisce uisce beag! Uisce uisce beag decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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