PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nappa Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Beeblebrox
vs
Jones

210 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

The Borg Shop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nappa Jones!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Josh West and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beeblebrox checks a leg kick nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jones, right into the meat.
Beeblebrox pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox connects with a body shot that sends Jones's belly button to the back.
Jones takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Beeblebrox paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jones swats away the attempt to clinch by Beeblebrox.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Beeblebrox misses with a hook.
Jones looks for the body kick but Beeblebrox saw that one coming.
Jones pushes Beeblebrox away with a front kick.
Beeblebrox is breathing heavily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jones, right into the meat.
Jones throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jones looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones thumps Beeblebrox with a low kick.
Beeblebrox needs to keep his hands up - Jones had a free shot at his head there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A telegraphed right hand from Jones misses the target.
Jones lands a leg kick that knocks Beeblebrox off balance momentarily.
Jones throws a head kick but Beeblebrox moves out of range.
Zaphod Beeblebrox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones connects with a solid leg kick.
Jones buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Jones.
An inside leg kick lands from Jones.
Jones lands a slapping body shot.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jones.
Jones scores with a push kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jones dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Beeblebrox. That did some damage!
Jones connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Beeblebrox stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jones.
Beeblebrox has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jones.
Jones throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox has been cut.
Jones scores with a jab.
Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jones throws a looping overhand right but Beeblebrox ducks down to avoid it.
Beeblebrox takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jones thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Beeblebrox if he has to take too many more of those.
Beeblebrox takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Beeblebrox takes one to the chin there.
Jones drops Beeblebrox with a big left hand! Beeblebrox is injured, injured bad! Jones jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nappa Jones!