PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Fedor Emelianenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kermit The Frog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Emelianenko comes to the ring accompanied by Stary Oskol Slaughterer by SLAYER. The Frog is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Sesame Street theme song by random kids. Kermit The Frog will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Emelianenko
vs
The Frog

198 cm
25
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 1

210 cm
24
288 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Intelligent

Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Fedor Emelianenko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kermit The Frog!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. The Frog catches Emelianenko right on the button with a cross.

Emelianenko rushes The Frog and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Emelianenko lands with a short head shot on the inside.

It looks like Kermit The Frog has been cut.
The Frog wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Emelianenko scores with a shot to the side of The Frog's head.
Emelianenko working aggressively here.
Emelianenko slows down the pace here.
Emelianenko pushes The Frog back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
A short right from Emelianenko on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Emelianenko lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Emelianenko lands with a short shot to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Emelianenko.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Emelianenko lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Frog backwards.
The Frog tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Frog working hard to break the clinch.
The referee calls for Emelianenko to work.
Emelianenko lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Emelianenko.
Emelianenko could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Emelianenko lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Emelianenko lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Frog backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Emelianenko creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Emelianenko slows down the pace here.
The Frog wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Emelianenko lands a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Emelianenko.
Emelianenko lands with a short shot to the head.
Emelianenko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Emelianenko working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Emelianenko creates a bit of distance and cracks The Frog with a big uppercut! The Frog goes down! The referee pushes Emelianenko away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will The Frog make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! Emelianenko takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Fedor Emelianenko!
Our winner, Fedor Emelianenko, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.