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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Roger Parker!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shigeki Fujiwara and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties rushes Parker and presses him up against the cage.
Parker looking to stall.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Titties as Parker tries to tie him up.
Parker putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Titties in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Titties.
Still in the clinch, Titties scores with a nice short uppercut.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Parker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Parker is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Parker blocks a body shot from Titties.
Titties trying to land knees to the body.
Titties lands with a left to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Titties looking to slow down the pace here.
Titties's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Parker on the inside.
Parker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Parker is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Titties trying to stall but Parker improves his position.
Titties tries to land knees in the clinch but Parker avoids the damage to the body.
Parker lands a nice uppercut.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Titties avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
Parker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Titties lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Parker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Titties slowing the pace effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores with a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Parker.
Titties cracks Parker with a nice body shot.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Parker displaying some good clinch control by pressing Titties up against the cage.
Titties lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Parker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A shot in the inside from Parker.
Parker throws a punch but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Titties lands a body shot in the clinch.
Titties taking a breather.
Titties makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Titties tries to work over Parker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Titties missing with knees to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Titties avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Parker just misses with a elbow thrown towards Titties's brow.
Titties throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkers head.
Parker wants to stall.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Titties obliges.
Parker is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Titties gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parker's elbow.
Titties misses with a body punch.
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parker stalling in the clinch but Titties improves position.
Titties misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties lands a shoulder strike.
Titties has Parker pushed against the cage.
Parker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Parker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Titties using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Parker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short left from Parker.
A head punch on the inside from Titties fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Hanz Titties will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Titties scores with a jab.
Parker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Parker ducks right into an uppercut from Titties.
An inside leg kick lands from Titties.
Parker throws an off balance right hand
and Titties counters with a good low kick that Parker was not able to check.
Parker scores with a leg kick.
Titties tests Parker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Titties looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Parker slips under a jab.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Roger Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parker scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
No luck for Parker with that takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Parker is defended easily by Titties.
Parker moves away from the strike by Titties.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
A left lands for Titties.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Parker slips under a jab.
Parker throws a nice looking combination but Titties bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Parker missing with a left hand there. Titties was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parker looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Titties has his foot on Parker's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Parker works his way back into a safe position though.
Titties wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Parker is now in half guard.
Titties wants to improve his position but Parker is controlling well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties is trying to control but can't.
Titties controlling the position for now.
Parker slows the pace down in half guard.
Titties wants to get back to full guard but Parker has mounted him!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parker trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Titties sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Parker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Titties keeps working.
Parker is thwarting Titties's attempts to control the position.
Titties is not content to let Parker control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Roger Parker wasn't active enough on the ground.
Titties blocks a head kick by Parker.
Titties clinches with his opponent.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
Titties is working Parker over against the cage.
Titties tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Titties misses with some punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker tries a body shot but Titties blocks it.
Parker missing with knees to the body.
Titties can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Titties.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Hanz Titties will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Titties throws a front kick aimed at Parker's knee but Parker avoids it well.
Titties smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Titties's jab looks to have found its range, popping Parker under the eye.
Parker throws a combination. Titties tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A slapping leg kick lands for Titties.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Titties scores with a nice strike.
Parker is rocked!
It looks like Roger Parker has been cut.
Parker misses with a straight left.
Parker is still on wobbly legs! Can Titties finish him?
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fighters circle momentarily. Titties darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties blocks a jab.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Parker digs a good body shot into Titties's ribs.
Parker misses with a body kick.
Parker scores with a hook.
Parker moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Parker has closed the distance and engaged Titties in a clinch.
Parker seems to have recovered his senses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Titties.
Titties takes an elbow to the forehead.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Titties doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker lands a nice uppercut.
Parker misses with some punches.
Titties blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Parker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Titties misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker is looking to control Titties's arms but Titties gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parker has his back to the cage.
The referee calls for Titties to work.
Titties gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Titties gets underhooks to prevent Parker's takedown attempt.
Titties is defending well against a takedown attempt.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Titties just misses with a elbow thrown towards Parker's brow.
Titties tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parker's elbow.
Titties tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parker stalling in the clinch but Titties improves position.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Titties.
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Titties content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Titties using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Titties softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Titties lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker trying to control the position but instead, Titties has worked for underhooks and has pushed Parker into the cage.
Titties taking a breather.
Titties misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker letting Titties take a breather here.
Parker is trying to maintain a safe position but Titties gets an underhook and turns Parker into the cage.
Parker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Titties.
Hanz Titties has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Titties looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Titties blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Parker trying to land knees to the body.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties is pushing Parker up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Titties letting Parker take a breather here.
Titties is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Titties is trying to stall.
Parker tries for a takedown but Titties manages to get underhooks.
Hanz Titties has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roger Parker.
Parker is trying to stall.
Titties misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker goes for a takedown in the clinch but Titties prevents it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties blocks a body shot from Parker.
Titties taking a breather.
Titties lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Hanz Titties did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Roger Parker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Parker looks to clinch
and Titties counters with a straight right hand.
Parker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Titties throws a hook but Parker avoids it easily.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parker.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Titties.
Parker jabs at Titties's body.
Titties slips under a jab from Parker.
Parker misses with a head kick.
Parker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Titties attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Titties connects with a crisp jab.
Parker keeps the fight on the outside.
Titties misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker forces Titties back against the cage and clinches.
Titties prevents a body shot from Parker.
Titties swings wildly with an uppercut but Parker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker lands with a right to the head.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Titties lands a body shot.
Titties works on Parker's body with a couple of short punches.
Titties working aggressively here.
Titties misses with some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Titties.
Parker is looking to control Titties's arms but Titties gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parker has his back to the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Titties.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Titties.
Titties is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Parker is keeping busy.
Parker misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Titties or not.
Titties is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Parker lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties misses with a knee strike.
Titties looking to stall.
Parker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Titties scores with a shoulder strike.
Parker wants a takedown.
Parker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Titties misses with a body punch.
Parker can't find room to land a body shot as Titties controls the action.
Parker trying to stall but Titties improves his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Parker prevents a body shot from Titties.
Titties scores with a nice hook to the head.
Titties using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Parker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short left from Parker.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
The referee is keeping an eye on Titties - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Parker will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Titties up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Titties.
Parker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nice body punch from Parker.
Parker dodges an elbow strike from Titties.
Parker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Titties tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Titties avoiding damage.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Parker pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Roger Parker will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Roger Parker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Parker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Parker misses with a right hand
and Titties counters with a thumping low kick.
Parker shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Titties but Titties pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The crowd cheers as Titties lands an impressive looking overhand right. Parker doesn't seem phased though.
Titties throws a head kick that half lands.
Parker scores with the left hand. Titties knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Titties throws a jab when Parker was well out of range.
A cross from Titties lands.
Parker blocks a low kick nicely.
Parker moves out of range as Titties throws a body kick.
Parker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parker throws out a loose jab but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Titties's guard.
Titties is adopting a defensive guard.
Titties keeping moving, preventing Parker from controlling successfully.
Parker might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Titties kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Titties manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Parker manages to get himself to full guard.
Parker is looking for a triangle but Titties pushes his legs off easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties tries to free his leg and advance position but Parker is retaining full guard.
Parker has his foot on Titties's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Titties works his way back into a safe position though.
Parker keeping moving, preventing Titties from controlling successfully.
Parker is adopting a defensive guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Parker is on top in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Roger Parker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Titties wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Parker is now in half guard.
Titties is trying to stand up here but Parker is controlling him well.
Parker is taking a breather. Titties says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Parker wants to pass to mount but Titties is defending the position.
Parker thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Titties's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties wants to improve his position but Parker is controlling well.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nice strikes from Parker there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker trying to control the pace.
Titties is looking for a sweep. Parker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Roger Parker.
I think Titties has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 49:47
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 48:47
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 49:47
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hanz Titties!
Hanz Titties retains his featherweight title!
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