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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christoper Midura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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211 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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193 cm
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205 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Christoper Midura!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Emerson Jorge and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla fails to land with a series of punches.
Carolla throws a front kick aimed at Midura's knee but Midura avoids it well.
Carolla tries to land a front kick but Midura steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Carolla throws a series of punches but Midura moves out of range.
Carolla fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Midura misses with a few strikes there.
Midura shoots in and drives through. Carolla sprawls well.
Carolla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Midura.
No joy there for Carolla, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Midura takes a swing at Carolla's ribcage but misses.
Midura lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Midura throws a right and a left that Carolla avoids nicely.
Carolla connects with a crisp jab.
Christoper Midura seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Midura connects with a looping right hand.
Carolla uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Midura.
Midura misses the jab.
Carolla keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Midura misses with a few strikes there.
Carolla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Midura.
Carolla fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Midura on the side of the head.
Carolla misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla drops Midura with a left right combo! Carolla follows him down to the ground into side control.
Midura is rocked!
Midura tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Carolla wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Midura is still in real trouble! Can Carolla finish him?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Midura gets back to half guard.
Carolla prevents Midura from improving his position.
Midura seems to have recovered his senses.
Carolla seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Midura does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Midura tries to roll over but Carolla keeps him under control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Midura can do anything to dispel that myth.
Midura tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Carolla throws a head kick but Midura moves out of range.
Carolla throws a head kick but Midura moves out of range.
Carolla slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Midura connects with a good right hand that stumbles Carolla. Carolla circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Midura looks to land a combination but Carolla avoids it well.
Midura will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Adam Carolla has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Christoper Midura.
Midura looks gassed!
Carolla swinging wilding here.
Carolla misses with the combination.
Midura falls off balance throwing a combination
and Carolla counters with a two punch combo.
Carolla moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Carolla throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carolla moves out of range as Midura strikes.
Midura misses with a straight right.
Midura looks to land a left hand but Carolla moved out of range nicely.
Midura shoots for a takedown but Carolla saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A left lands for Carolla.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carolla swinging wilding here.
Carolla lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Midura can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Carolla and Midura drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Carolla.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Carolla!
Adam Carolla retains his light heavyweight title!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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