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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Laurnitis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and What The Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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184 lbs
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184 cm
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188 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John Laurnitis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, What The Fuck!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laurnitis has managed to clinch.
The Fuck lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like John Laurnitis has been cut.
The Fuck can't find room to land a body shot as Laurnitis controls the action.
Laurnitis drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Laurnitis is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The Fuck creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Laurnitis's defenses.
Laurnitis breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Fuck is looking to clinch.
The Fuck throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Laurnitis.
John Laurnitis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Laurnitis tries to close the distance and clinch but The Fuck swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Laurnitis shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Fuck sprawls well. The Fuck wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Laurnitis gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Laurnitis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice takedown defense from The Fuck. No joy for Laurnitis on that attempt.
Laurnitis could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Fuck fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Laurnitis looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Laurnitis throws a body kick that misses.
Laurnitis looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Laurnitis shoots in and drives through. The Fuck sprawls well.
The Fuck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Laurnitis takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Laurnitis fails with the takedown
and The Fuck counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck feints a jab promting Laurnitis to slip. The Fuck then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Laurnitis slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Laurnitis takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
What The Fuck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laurnitis is breathing heavily.
Laurnitis falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling The Fuck to counter with a crisp jab.
Danga de danga de dang - The Fuck scores with a four punch combination!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laurnitis misses with a left hand
and The Fuck counters with a straight right hand.
The Fuck wants to clinch up but Laurnitis keeps it at a distance.
The Fuck's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and The Fuck duly obliges.
The Fuck sizes up Laurnitis with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck lands a nice shot that snaps Laurnitis's head back.
Laurnitis tries for a takedown but The Fuck sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The Fuck lands a nice shot to the body.
Laurnitis takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Laurnitis takes one to the chin there.
Laurnitis shoots in and drives through. The Fuck sprawls well.
The Fuck shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Laurnitis eats them both and turns towards The Fuck to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The Fuck lands with an uppercut that bounces Laurnitis off the cage and back into range.
Jab, jab by The Fuck - just one landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laurnitis fails with the takedown.
The Fuck scores with a jab to the head.
The Fuck doesn't manage to clinch there - Laurnitis circles away.
The Fuck scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Laurnitis doesn't seem bothered though.
The Fuck scores with a one two! Laurnitis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laurnitis fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The Fuck is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Fuck tests Laurnitis's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
What The Fuck dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Laurnitis's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by The Fuck!
Laurnitis tries to clinch there but The Fuck circles away.
Laurnitis throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Fuck counters with a left to the body.
The Fuck scores with a nice right hand.
Laurnitis swats away the attempt to clinch by The Fuck.
The Fuck moves into the clinch.
The Fuck is trying to push Laurnitis away but Laurnitis has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The Fuck creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Laurnitis's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laurnitis is trying to break the clinch but The Fuck is controlling him.
The Fuck misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Laurnitis.
Laurnitis tries to stall but The Fuck uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Laurnitis tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. The Fuck just stands there and leans against the cage.
The Fuck pushes off an throws an elbow but Laurnitis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Laurnitis is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Fuck prevents a takedown attempt there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Fuck controlling the action here for a moment.
The Fuck keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Laurnitis's efforts to push away.
Laurnitis tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. The Fuck smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Laurnitis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck fails in his attempt to clinch.
Laurnitis tries to clinch but The Fuck moves away
letting The Fuck counter with a right hand.
Laurnitis swings away with a body shot that misses
and The Fuck counters with a straight right hand.
Good exchange - The Fuck coming out on top.
Laurnitis takes one to the side of the head.
Laurnitis tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Fuck swivels and escapes.
Laurnitis closes the distance and clinches up with The Fuck, looking for a takedown. Laurnitis pushes The Fuck against the cage but The Fuck circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laurnitis shoots in and drives through. The Fuck sprawls well.
The Fuck gets a clinch.
The Fuck throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Laurnitiss head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The Fuck lands a nice elbow.
John Laurnitis's cut is getting worse.
The Fuck lands an elbow just above Laurnitis 's eye.
The Fuck has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The Fuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Laurnitis backwards.
The Fuck lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Laurnitis managing to block the knees to the body from The Fuck.
The Fuck struggles to land a body shot inside as Laurnitis controls his hands.
Laurnitis looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Fuck breaks from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck throws a series of strikes that have Laurnitis backpedaling.
Laurnitis looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The Fuck darts in and clinches Laurnitis up against the cage.
The Fuck looking to slow down the pace here.
The Fuck lands an elbow that stopped Laurnitis in his tracks for a moment.
The Fuck comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
John Laurnitis's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Fuck.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laurnitis is trying to force a seperation but The Fuck has the dominant position.
Laurnitis prevents The Fuck from breaking the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
What The Fuck showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on John Laurnitis's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
The Fuck takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Good exchange - The Fuck coming out on top.
Laurnitis misses the jab.
Nice sprawl there from The Fuck as Laurnitis shoots in.
The Fuck uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laurnitis.
Laurnitis shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Fuck as he jumps to the side.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Laurnitis. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Laurnitis is looking to clinch but The Fuck is avoiding it.
The Fuck scores with a sloppy right hand. Laurnitis should have avoided that one.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by The Fuck!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laurnitis throws a jab but it's blocked by The Fuck.
The Fuck stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Fuck wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Laurnitis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Laurnitis.
The Fuck scores with a hook to the body. Laurnitis takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Laurnitis with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Fuck to score with a decent uppercut.
The Fuck slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
What The Fuck seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Fuck lands a body shot.
The Fuck throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck instigates a clinch.
The Fuck lands a left hand that snaps the head of Laurnitis backwards.
Laurnitis avoiding damage as The Fuck throws knees to the body.
Laurnitis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Fuck lands an elbow inside that Laurnitis shrugs off.
The Fuck stalling in the clinch but Laurnitis improves position.
Laurnitis tries to land a knee to the head but The Fuck blocks with his arms.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Fuck lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Laurnitis tries to land knees in the clinch but The Fuck avoids the damage to the body.
Laurnitis is trying to drag The Fuck to the mat but The Fuck just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Laurnitis fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Fuck throws out a powerful jab.
The Fuck closes the distance and clinches.
The Fuck throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Laurnitiss head.
Nice elbow from The Fuck.
The Fuck lands a damaging elbow.
Jeez, John Laurnitis's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from The Fuck.
Laurnitis wants to take the fight to the mat but The Fuck manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
What The Fuck is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Fuck lands a left hand that snaps the head of Laurnitis backwards.
The Fuck lands a shoulder strike.
The Fuck avoiding damage as Laurnitis throws knees to the body.
Laurnitis has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Fuck is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laurnitis is trying to pull guard but The Fuck has him pressed against the cage.
John Laurnitis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Fuck lands an elbow inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
What The Fuck comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well The Fuck has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... What The Fuck!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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