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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Travis Alexander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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186 cm
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180 lbs
17 - 4 - 0 |
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193 cm
28
195 lbs
15 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Travis Alexander! The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fatherfockerusus avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Alexander fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus is out of range. Fatherfockerusus drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Alexander misses the shot to the body. A bone on bone clash there as Alexander blocks the leg kick.
Alexander blocks a leg kick. The crowd cheers as Alexander lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fatherfockerusus doesn't seem phased though. Alexander misses with a hook. Fatherfockerusus ducked under it nicely. Alexander lands with a thumping leg kick.
Alexander clinches up against the cage. Fatherfockerusus takes a shot to the head. A right handed body shot lands from Alexander.
Alexander tries a knee to the head but Fatherfockerusus blocks it.
Fatherfockerusus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Alexander.
Fatherfockerusus gets through Alexander's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Fatherfockerusus trying to stall but Alexander improves his position.
Alexander fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch.
Alexander tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alexander throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook. Alexander throws a front kick aimed at Fatherfockerusus's knee but Fatherfockerusus avoids it well. Alexander looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fatherfockerusus, right into the meat.
Alexander throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Alexander is looking to land body kicks. Fatherfockerusus misses the shot to the body. Alexander scores with a kick to the body.
Fatherfockerusus takes a kick to the side of the head. Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Alexander manages to avoid it. Fatherfockerusus shoots in for a takedown but Alexander shows good takedown defense. Alexander lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. This has been an exciting period of action! Alexander throws out a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range and Alexander only half commits. Fatherfockerusus jabbing away but nothing is landing. Travis Alexander is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The fighters circle momentarily. Alexander darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Alexander lands a nice looking body kick. A decent looking body kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus. Nice body kick from Alexander. Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Fatherfockerusus keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a half hearted mid kick. Fatherfockerusus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Alexander. A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Alexander does a little dance to reset his feet. Alexander has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight. Alexander closes the distance and clinches. Both guys are working to get underhooks. Fatherfockerusus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Alexander blocks it with crossed arms. Alexander misses with a knee to the head. Alexander goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Alexander takes a shot to the head. Alexander doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. With the fighters up against the cage, Alexander throws an elbow but misses. Alexander lands with a left to the head. Alexander misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fatherfockerusus.
Alexander blocks an uppercut.
Alexander fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Knees to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
Alexander throws a head punch that misses. Fatherfockerusus tries to pull guard but Alexander forces him back to his feet, against the cage. Alexander struggles to land a body shot inside as Fatherfockerusus controls his hands.
Alexander struggles to land a body shot inside as Fatherfockerusus controls his hands.
Alexander blocks an uppercut.
Alexander throws a knee to the head but misses.
Alexander throws a head punch that misses. Alexander misses with an elbow over the top. Fatherfockerusus avoiding damage as Alexander throws knees to the body.
Alexander tries to land a knee to the head but Fatherfockerusus blocks with his arms.
Alexander doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Alexander misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus tries a knee to the head but Alexander blocks it.
Alexander doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fatherfockerusus is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus. That's going to take a lot out of him. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Alexander. A nice glancing elbow lands by Alexander. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Alexander with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Fatherfockerusus takes an elbow to the temple. Fatherfockerusus can't get the takedown.
Alexander lands a nice knee to the body. A body shot lands from Alexander.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Alexander. Fatherfockerusus managing to block the knees to the body from Alexander.
Alexander blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Alexander tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Fatherfockerusus avoids it. Fatherfockerusus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. A quick uppercut on the inside from Alexander. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Travis Alexander dominated that round. That's time! Back to the action!
Alexander moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus. Alexander misses with a few strikes there.
Fatherfockerusus misses the shot to the body. Alexander blocks a head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Alexander moves away. Alexander tries to grapple but his opponent circles and Fatherfockerusus counters with a straight right hand. Fatherfockerusus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Alexander as he jumps to the side. Alexander scores with a jab to the body. Fatherfockerusus tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Alexander swivels and escapes. A head kick misses from Alexander. Fatherfockerusus is looking to wear down Alexander with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Fatherfockerusus shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but Alexander is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round. A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Alexander holds on and takes a little breather. Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but Alexander is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Alexander pulls Fatherfockerusus in close to his closed guard and prevents Fatherfockerusus from doing any damage or advancing position.
We're going to have a standup here because Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus wasn't active enough for the referee's liking. A decent looking cross lands there for Alexander. Alexander has closed the distance and engaged Fatherfockerusus in a clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Travis Alexander has been cut. Alexander misses with a body punch.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Alexander tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Alexander scores with an uppercut up the middle. Fatherfockerusus jumps guard but Alexander stands there with Fatherfockerusus around his waist. Fatherfockerusus gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus. That's going to take a lot out of him. Alexander swings wildly with an uppercut but Fatherfockerusus uses good head movement to avoid it. A short left from Alexander. Alexander with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A head punch on the inside from Alexander fails to land. Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Alexander avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the cage. Alexander misses with a short punch on the inside. This has been an exciting period of action! Alexander lands with a short head shot on the inside. Alexander struggles to land a body shot inside as Fatherfockerusus controls his hands.
Alexander throws a punch but it's blocked by Fatherfockerusus. A head punch blocked on the inside by Alexander. Fatherfockerusus throws a punch but it's blocked by Alexander. Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Alexander misses with a punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the head strike.
Alexander tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Alexander throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fatherfockerusus blocks it with crossed arms. Fatherfockerusus lands with a short head shot on the inside. Fatherfockerusus avoiding damage as Alexander throws knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook to the side of the head. Alexander blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Alexander can't find room to land a body shot as Fatherfockerusus controls the action.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. Alexander lands with a right to the head. Alexander misses with a body punch.
Alexander is working Fatherfockerusus over against the cage. Fatherfockerusus takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Alexander lands a damaging elbow. Alexander blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A low kick from Alexander is predictable there and Fatherfockerusus makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Alexander sees it coming and moves out of range. A looping hook to the body misses from Fatherfockerusus. Alexander does a little dance to reset his feet. Alexander throws a body kick that misses. Fatherfockerusus looks for the body kick but Alexander saw that one coming. Fatherfockerusus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Alexander's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fatherfockerusus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Alexander scrambles back to his feet. Alexander displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fatherfockerusus throws out the jab. Alexander thuds a left hand into Fatherfockerusus's body. Alexander takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Fatherfockerusus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Alexander shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Alexander lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fatherfockerusus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fatherfockerusus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Alexander with a nice cross. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Travis Alexander will probably get the nod - 10:9. The cut man is working on Travis Alexander's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Alexander throws a head kick that misses. Alexander lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Alexander lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fatherfockerusus will feel that in the morning. Fatherfockerusus fails with a takedown attempt. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Fatherfockerusus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Alexander - the referee stops the clock and Fatherfockerusus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Alexander. Fatherfockerusus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Fatherfockerusus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Alexander. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Alexander throws a body kick that misses. Alexander has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fatherfockerusus finds it's way round the side to connect with Alexander's head. Nice defenses there by Fatherfockerusus. Alexander lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Travis Alexander seems to be getting the better of the standup. Alexander works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Alexander throws a head kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Alexander walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round. Alexander looks to land a combination. Fatherfockerusus sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fatherfockerusus is rocked! Ouch! a nice leg kick from Alexander, right into the meat.
Alexander uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fatherfockerusus. Alexander connects with a nice looking jab.
Oh Fatherfockerusus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Alexander lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Fatherfockerusus falls backwards - clearly groggy! Alexander dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Travis Alexander!
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