PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Smelly Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Blueberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nelson comes into the arena with Animal Crackers In My Soup by Sherly Temple blaring out of the sound system. Carl Blueberry has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Nelson
vs
Blueberry

225 cm
18
159 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

170 cm
18
161 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Smelly Nelson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Carl Blueberry!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nelson's corner calls for a 1-2. Nelson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Blueberry looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nelson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Blueberry shoots in and drives through. Nelson sprawls well.
Blueberry drops his hands momentarily and Nelson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Blueberry throws out a loose jab but Nelson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Blueberry looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Blueberry blocks the body kick.
Nelson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Nelson slips a jab and a cross from Blueberry.
Blueberry is looking to clinch.
Nelson scoring well with a low kick there.
Blueberry gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nelson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Blueberry is rocked!
Blueberry is holding his hands too far apart here. Nelson throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Blueberry is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Smelly Nelson!