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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Bell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brewster Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bell comes to the cage accompanied by Muslamic Rape gangs. Brewster Burns has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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145 lbs
12 - 10 - 0 |
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144 lbs
30 - 22 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Bell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 22 - 0, fighting out of London, Brewster Burns!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Glass and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bell is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Burns instigates a clinch.
Bell lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Bell on the inside.
A short right from Bell on the inside.
Bell lands a right hand that snaps the head of Burns backwards.
Burns breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Burns misses with a hook. Bell ducked under it nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Burns throws a nice looking combination but Bell bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Burns misses with a series of wild punches.
Bell getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Burns misses with a low kick.
Burns tries for a takedown but Bell sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Burns fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bell feints and then cracks Burns's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Burns down.
Burns takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bell cracks the inside of Burns's front leg.
Burns tries to close the distance and clinch but Bell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bell keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bell connects with a leg kick. Burns looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
No luck for Burns with that takedown attempt.
Burns tries for a takedown but Bell sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Joe Bell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brewster Burns.
Bell scores with the left hand. Burns knows he should have avoided that one.
Burns shoots for a takedown but Bell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Burns throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bell.
Burns looks gassed!
Bell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bell lands a head shot.
Bell scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns fails to land with a series of punches.
Burns on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bell. Bell obviously looking to wear him down.
A good leg kick by Bell.
Bell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bell throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bell throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Burns's head.
Bell throws a nice head kick!
Burns is rocked!
Bell cracks Burns with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Burns is still on wobbly legs! Can Bell finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bell thuds his right hand into Burns's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Burns is trying desperately to land a takedown but Bell is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Burns.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bell.
Burns shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bell sprawls well. Bell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Burns gets slowly back to his feet.
Bell scores with a decent looking hook.
Burns walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bell lands a nice leg kick that just misses Burns's sensitive parts.
A jab from Bell does it's job there.
Burns misses with a wild combination.
Bell with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Burns's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A punch combination from Burns misses.
Burns seems to have recovered his senses.
Bell connects with a high kick.
Bell scores with a leg kick.
Bell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Burns.
Burns tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bell throws a head kick that misses.
Bell throws a front kick that sends Burns stumbling back into the cage.
Burns swinging wildly here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bell lands a head kick!
Bell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bell punishes Burns's body with a nice straight punch.
Bell throws a nice head kick!
Bell throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Bell scoring well with a low kick there.
A jab from Burns misses.
Bell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Burns has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fight stays on the outside here - Burns looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bell dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Burns. That did some damage!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Burns throws a series of punches but Bell avoids them all with ease.
Bell is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bell slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Good leg kick by Bell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bell scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Bell.
Bell scores with a leg kick.
Bell lands a jab to the nose.
A clash of legs there as Bell blocks the low kick.
Bell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Burns misses the target.
Bell connects with a leg kick. Burns looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bell feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Burns's calf.
Bell scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bell lands a two punch combo.
The crowd cheers as Bell lands an impressive looking overhand right. Burns doesn't seem phased though.
Bell is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A combination from Burns does no damage.
Burns has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bell.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bell feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Burnss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Some bone on bone action there as Bell checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Burns walks into a stiff left hand from Bell.
A solid body kick from Bell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Bell dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Bell lets loose with a powerful body kick. Burns will feel that in the morning.
Burns looks to land a combination but Bell avoids it well.
Bell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bell lands a nice leg kick that just misses Burns's sensitive parts.
Burns misses with a two punch combination.
Burns takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Burns misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bell darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Burns looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bell is fending him off so far but Burns persists. Nope, Bell circles away and we're back to standing.
Bell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Burns can do to turn this around?
Burns looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bell scores with a shot to the body.
Bell slips under a jab.
Bell lands with an overhand left.
Bell moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Burns is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A solid body kick from Bell.
Bell defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Burns.
Joe Bell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brewster Burns.
Bell lands with a hook. Burns tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Joe Bell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bell looks to land a combination. Burns sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bell staying out of range there.
Burns gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Bell gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Bell!
Post fight, Joe Bell took to the microphone: 'Mohammed is a pedo, Mohammed is a pedo, na na naaa na oi, na na naaa na oi!'.
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