PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between What The Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richey Spinnet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

The Fuck
vs
Spinnet

184 cm
27
188 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

184 cm
30
183 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, What The Fuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Richey Spinnet!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Spinnet closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Fuck lands an elbow inside.
A short right from Spinnet on the inside.

Spinnet breaks the clinch.
Spinnet swats away the attempt to clinch by The Fuck.
The Fuck thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spinnet digs a good body shot into The Fuck's ribs.
The Fuck avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The Fuck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spinnet.
Spinnet doesn't manage to clinch there - The Fuck circles away.
Spinnet tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Fuck was well out of range. Poor timing from Spinnet.
Spinnet slips a jab and a cross from The Fuck.
Spinnet works the jab nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Spinnet has closed the distance and engaged The Fuck in a clinch.
The Fuck lands an elbow inside.
Spinnet lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The Fuck is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Spinnet is keeping busy.

Spinnet manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Spinnet misses.

Spinnet fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Fuck, pushing him back against the cage.
Spinnet lands a body punch.
Spinnet scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Spinnet is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Spinnet tries to break the clinch but The Fuck is controlling the position.
The Fuck is trying to maintain a safe position but Spinnet gets an underhook and turns The Fuck into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Spinnet.
Spinnet working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Fuck tries to stall but Spinnet uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A nice left hand lands by Spinnet.

Spinnet breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Fuck throws a leg kick that misses.
Spinnet lands a slapping body shot.
Spinnet fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Spinnet clinches up against the cage.
The Fuck swings wildly with an uppercut but Spinnet uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Fuck throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spinnet avoids the elbow strike from The Fuck, against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Spinnet.
The Fuck is breathing heavily.

Spinnet breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Spinnet moves into range and clinches up with The Fuck.
Spinnet lands an uppercut.
Spinnet lands a body punch in the clinch.
Spinnet scores with an uppercut up the middle.

The Fuck is rocked!
Spinnet scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Spinnet drops The Fuck onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! The Fuck is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Oh The Fuck is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spinnet pushes The Fuck back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Spinnet lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Fuck backwards.
Spinnet creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends The Fuck's eyes rolling into the back of his head! The Fuck drops to his knees and Spinnet pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richey Spinnet!