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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Murphy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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222 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Patrick Murphy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murphy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch successfully.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Murphy blocks with his arms.
Murphy avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Murphy blocks with his arms.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Murphy in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Murphy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murphy working hard to break the clinch.
Murphy wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Murphy avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Murphy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Murphy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Murphy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Murphy blocks it.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Murphy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Murphy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Murphy avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Murphy in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Murphy avoids the damage to the body.
Murphy avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
It looks like Patrick Murphy has been cut.
Zoidberg keeps control of Murphy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Murphy blocks with his arms.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Murphy blocks an elbow strike.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Murphy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Murphy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Murphy tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Murphy 's eye.
Murphy avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Murphy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg prevents Murphy from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Murphy is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Patrick Murphy's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Murphy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Murphy swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoidberg.
A slapping body kick lands there for Murphy.
Murphy connects with a right hand. Zoidberg shakes it off.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Murphy.
Both fighters circling a little - Zoidberg finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Murphy moved away.
Zoidberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Murphy is out of range and Zoidberg settles back down.
Murphy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zoidberg checks it well.
Murphy swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Zoidberg connects with a solid leg kick.
Murphy moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg is looking to chop away at Murphy's legs.
Good work by Murphy as he checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Murphy moved away.
Murphy looks to land a body kick but Zoidberg moved away.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Murphy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A head kick misses from Zoidberg.
Murphy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
Zoidberg goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Murphy's calf.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Murphy moved away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murphy misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Murphy.
Murphy is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but Murphy avoids it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body
and Murphy counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
John Zoidberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg tries to clinch up.
Murphy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A bone on bone clash there as Zoidberg blocks the leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Murphy blocks the low kick.
John Zoidberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Murphy checks a leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to land a body kick
and Murphy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murphy misses the shot to the body.
Murphy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg scores with a leg kick.
A slow jab from Murphy misses its intended target.
Zoidberg has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Murphy finds it's way round the side to connect with Zoidberg's head.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Murphy sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg throws the kick towards the body but Murphy avoids it.
A head kick misses from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zoidberg.
Murphy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zoidberg. That one must have hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Murphy moves out of range.
Murphy looks for the body kick but Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Murphy looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Murphy misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Murphy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Both fighters circling a little - Zoidberg finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Murphy throws a solid leg kick but Zoidberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Murphy.
Murphy loads up on a big right hand but Zoidberg slips the punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Murphy misses with a low kick as Zoidberg jumps back.
Zoidberg avoids a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Murphy misses the shot to the body.
Murphy keeps the fight on the outside.
Zoidberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Murphy keeps it at a distance.
Zoidberg scores with a nice body kick.
Murphy checks a leg kick nicely.
Zoidberg misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
A nice leg kick lands there from Zoidberg.
Murphy avoids a kick to the body.
Murphy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Murphy.
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but Murphy keeps it at a distance.
Zoidberg throws a sloppy head kick and Murphy moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murphy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zoidberg checks a leg kick nicely.
Murphy checks a leg kick nicely.
Murphy jabs Zoidberg to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Murphy avoids a kick to the body.
Murphy lands a nice shot that snaps Zoidberg's head back.
Murphy throws a front kick that sends Zoidberg stumbling back into the cage.
Zoidberg takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses
and Murphy counters with an inside leg kick.
Zoidberg blocks the body kick.
Murphy is looking to chop away at Zoidberg's legs.
Murphy is looking to land body kicks.
Murphy moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Patrick Murphy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
John Zoidberg is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Murphy moves out of range of the body kick.
Murphy scores with a nice right hand.
Murphy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Murphy.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Murphy misses with a body kick.
Murphy blocks the body kick.
Zoidberg throws a push kick but Murphy slaps the foot to one side.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Murphy.
Murphy moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Murphy circles away.
Murphy tries to land a front kick but Zoidberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Zoidberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Murphy. Murphy obviously looking to wear him down.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Murphy blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Murphy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Murphy.
Murphy connects with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Murphy.
Murphy tries to land a leg kick but Zoidberg saw it coming and moves away.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick
and Murphy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Zoidberg's knee momentarily.
A left lands for Murphy.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Murphy.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Murphy moved away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murphy lands a nice looking body shot.
Murphy connects with a single shot there.
That has opened up John Zoidberg's cut even more.
Zoidberg stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Murphy.
Murphy misses with a wild body shot.
Murphy throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Murphy throws a body punch but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Murphy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Murphy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Murphy blocks the body kick.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg throws a push kick but Murphy slaps the foot to one side.
Murphy throws a chopping leg kick but Zoidberg manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Murphy misses with a kick to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Patrick Murphy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
After the fight, John Zoidberg was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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