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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damo Bodhidharma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damo Bodhidharma has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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265 lbs
9 - 7 - 0 |
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276 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Damo Bodhidharma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Fedor Mirinova and Sergei Dronov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bodhidharma moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
It looks like Anal Bead Party has been cut.
Bodhidharma falls off balance throwing a combination
and Party counters with a flying knee that drops Bodhidharma!
Bodhidharma is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Party wants to control from the top but Bodhidharma keeps moving.
Party pushes down on Bodhidharma's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Party prevents Bodhidharma from standing back up.
Party is looking to take a break and control but Bodhidharma is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Party uses his free foot to push down on Bodhidharma's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Bodhidharma.
Party is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Party!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Anal Bead Party!
Anal Bead Party took some time post fight to say the following; 'Anal Beads give me orgasm YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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