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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Serj Tankian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Your Momma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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217 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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219 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Serj Tankian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alex Your Momma!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Your Momma lands a nice looking kick to the body. Tankian takes a step back to recover.
Tankian goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tankian throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Your Momma throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Your Momma connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd cheers as Tankian lands an impressive looking overhand right. Your Momma doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Alex Your Momma has been cut.
Your Momma throws a leg kick which misses Tankian's front leg but catches the back leg as Tankian tries to avoid it.
Sloppy strikes from Tankian. Those never looked like landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tankian tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Your Momma is able to avoid easily.
Tankian fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Your Momma lands a glancing blow to the side of Tankian's head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Your Momma. That's going to slow Tankian down.
Your Momma digs a good hook to Tankian's body.
Your Momma moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Tankian throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Momma rushes Tankian and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Your Momma lands a left hand.
Tankian misses with a punch to the body.
Your Momma prevents a body shot from Tankian.
Your Momma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tankian wants to break the clinch but can't.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Your Momma softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Your Momma lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Your Momma gets through Tankian's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tankian is rocked!
Your Momma cracks Tankian with a nice body shot.
Oh Tankian is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Your Momma lands with a light punch inside.
Your Momma pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Tankian out cold! The fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alex Your Momma!
Alex Your Momma gave a mention to BioPharm Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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