PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zip Fister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Killa Barton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zip Fister is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Fister
vs
Barton

200 cm
22
282 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

199 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Zip Fister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Killa Barton!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barton defending well as Fister loads up on a big left hand.
Barton throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Barton showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fister.
Fister throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Barton should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Fister throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fister rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Barton moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Barton dodges the punch combination from Fister.
Killa Barton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Barton misses with a combination
and Fister counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fister swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fister lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Killa Barton has been cut.
Barton lands a head kick. Fister smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Fister lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Barton comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Barton plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Barton scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A nice inside leg kick there by Barton. That's going to slow Fister down.
Fister avoids a punch combination nicely.
Barton throws a nice outside leg kick.
A big right from Fister misses.
Barton scores with a head kick.
Barton lands with a hook. Fister tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Barton thuds his right hand into Fister's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Barton misses with a head kick.
Barton misses with a double jab.
Barton ducks under a wild hook from Fister.
A punch combination from Fister misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barton throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Barton tries to clinch but Fister moves out of range.
Fister takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Barton moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Barton moves out of range of the strikes.
Fister lands a jab to the head.
Barton avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fister is breathing heavily.
Barton throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fister.
Barton misses with a few strikes there.
Barton lands a high kick!
Fister misses with a straight right.
Fister throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fister throws a series of punches but Barton moves out of range.
Fister throws a series of punches but Barton moves out of range.
Nice jab there from Barton.
Barton connects with a high kick.
Barton lands with a nice body punch.
Nice uppercut there from Barton.
A chopping leg kick lands by Barton.
Barton goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fister walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Barton drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Fister swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Barton's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zip Fister!