PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweatpants has chosen Earl - Earl Sweatshirt as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Diaz
vs
Sweatpants

175 cm
26
156 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

180 cm
25
160 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Prefers standup

SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweatpants dips to his left and cracks Diaz with an uppercut!
Sweatpants on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Good standup being displayed there by Diaz as he connects with a hook.
Sweatpants takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Sweatpants throws a right and a left that Diaz avoids nicely.
Diaz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sweatpants thows a body shot but no joy.
Diaz scores with a sloppy right hand. Sweatpants should have avoided that one.
Sweatpants defending well as Diaz loads up on a big left hand.
Sweatpants takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Diaz lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Diaz scores with a sloppy right hand. Sweatpants should have avoided that one.
Sweatpants looks to land a left hand but Diaz moved out of range nicely.
Diaz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sweatpants momentarily.
The crowd cheers as Diaz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sweatpants doesn't seem phased though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz loads up on a big right hand but Sweatpants slips the punch.
Diaz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sweatpants moves out of range as Diaz strikes.
Diaz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sweatpants staying out of range there.
Diaz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diaz is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Diaz scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sweatpants in his tracks.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Diaz, as that shot connected.
Sweatpants just misses with a punch to the body.
Diaz throws a jab when Sweatpants was well out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Diaz. Those never looked like landing.
Diaz is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Sweatpants has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Diaz finds it's way round the side to connect with Sweatpants's head.
Sweatpants takes one on the button.
Sweatpants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diaz moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A cross from Diaz lands.
Diaz scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Diaz scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Danga de danga de dang - Diaz scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Diaz lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Sweatpants throws a hook to the side of Diaz's head but Diaz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sweatpants ducks under a wild hook from Diaz.
Sweatpants avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sweatpants slips a straight right by Diaz.
Sweatpants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sweatpants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Diaz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweatpants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sweatpants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diaz circles away quickly and effectively.
Diaz shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Sweatpants eats them both and turns towards Diaz to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Diaz cracks Sweatpants with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Diaz misses with an uppercut. Sweatpants saw that one coming.
Diaz tests Sweatpants's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sweatpants throws a head kick that misses.
Diaz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A right-left combo lands from Diaz.
Sweatpants's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Diaz connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sweatpants scrambles back to his feet.
Sweatpants slips under a jab.
Sweatpants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sweatpants swinging wildly here.
Sweatpants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diaz looks to land a right hand but Sweatpants moved out of range.
Diaz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Diaz throws out a loose jab but Sweatpants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Diaz throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A punch lands to the side of Sweatpants 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sweatpants takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A telegraphed right hand from Diaz misses the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
No joy there for Sweatpants, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A decent looking cross lands there for Diaz.
Sweatpants takes one to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nick Diaz dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Sweatpants walks into a straight right hand from Diaz.
Nick Diaz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diaz throws a one two combo.
Diaz scores with a sloppy right hand. Sweatpants should have avoided that one.
Diaz scores with the left hand. Sweatpants knows he should have avoided that one.
Earl Sweatpants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sweatpants misses with a hook.
Sweatpants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Diaz scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Diaz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Diaz scores with a nice right hand.
Diaz looks to land a right hand but Sweatpants moved out of range.
Diaz works over Sweatpants's head and body with a nice combination.
Diaz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Diaz lands a jab to the nose.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diaz ducks under a wild hook from Sweatpants.
A right-left combo lands from Diaz.
Sweatpants has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Diaz lands a nice shot that snaps Sweatpants's head back.
Diaz is working the combinations to good effect here.
Sweatpants moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Diaz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sweatpants's head backwards.
Diaz scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Sweatpants is rocked!
Diaz throws a combination. Sweatpants tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sweatpants is still on wobbly legs! Can Diaz finish him?
Diaz misses with a looping left.
Sweatpants ducks under a wild hook from Diaz.
Diaz goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Sweatpants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sweatpants takes one to the side of the head.
A jab from Diaz finds it's way through Sweatpants's defenses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Sweatpants might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Diaz has got the better of the exchanges.
Sweatpants takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diaz rushes Sweatpants with punches - Sweatpants moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Sweatpants goes down! Diaz follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nick Diaz!