PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gein's entrance music is Dead Skin Mask. A fine choice. Lee is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Dragonfly by Shaman's Harvest. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gein
vs
Lee

177 cm
25
162 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

179 cm
32
157 lbs
25 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ed Gein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bruce Lee!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Gein.
Lee on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Gein. Gein obviously looking to wear him down.

Lee darts in and clinches Gein up against the cage.
Lee lands with a left to the head.
Gein swings wildly with an uppercut but Lee uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lee avoiding damage as Gein throws knees to the body.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee throws a punch but it's blocked by Gein.
Gein pushes Lee back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Lee stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Lee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lee takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Bruce Lee has been cut.
Lee pushes Gein back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Gein throws a punch but it's blocked by Lee.
Lee is pushing Gein up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Gein misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lee throws a punch but it's blocked by Gein.
Nice elbow from Gein.
Gein blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gein is working Lee over against the cage.
Gein tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lee's elbow.
Lee working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lee makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lee struggles to land a body shot inside as Gein controls his hands.
Gein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Gein lands a nice knee to the body.
Lee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lee's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Lee stalling against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gein blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lee throws a punch but it's blocked by Gein.
Gein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lee's defenses.
Lee is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gein's elbow.
Lee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lee avoids the elbow strike from Gein, against the cage.
Gein doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gein gets through Lee's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Lee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Gein connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lee throws a hook but Gein blocks it.
Gein throws a jab when Lee was well out of range.
Gein rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Lee counter with a right hand.
Lee just misses with a punch to the body.
Gein throws a leg kick but Lee sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Gein throws a sloppy body shot
and Lee counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lee fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Gein is out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Gein.
Lee throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gein.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Gein throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gein lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That has opened up Bruce Lee's cut even more.
Gein will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Gein jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Gein walks into a straight right hand from Lee.
Lee's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gein under the eye.
Lee misses with a leg kick.
Lee lands a nice shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lee sizes up Gein with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Lee looks to score with a jab to the body but Gein is just out of range.
Gein avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gein will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lee throws a low kick but Gein avoids it.
Gein darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

The cut above Bruce Lee's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein avoids a kick to the body.
Good work by Lee as he checks the leg kick.
Gein lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gein, right into the meat.
Lee dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gein. That did some damage!
Lee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gein moves away.
Gein looks to score with a jab to the body but Lee is just out of range.
Lee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Gein moves into the clinch.
Lee working aggressively here.
Lee swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Gein breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ed Gein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A clash of legs there as Gein blocks the low kick.
Gein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lee.
Lee slips under a jab from Gein.
Gein sizes up Lee with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ed Gein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bruce Lee's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Gein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lee moves away.
Gein throws a leg kick but Lee sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lee is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Gein rather than just go for the knockout.
Lee throws a body punch but Gein moves out of range.
Lee looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lee takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gein tries to clinch there but Lee circles away.
Gein wants to clinch
and Lee counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gein takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Gein moves out of range of the strikes.
Lee delivers a nice body kick.
Lee connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gein's hands.
Lee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gein.
Gein throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lee on the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lee connects with a jab.
Gein connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lee momentarily.
Gein takes a swing at Lee's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein throws a half hearted mid kick.
An inside leg kick from Lee misses.

Gein fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lee, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Gein fails to land.
Lee lands a nice uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gein creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gein misses with the head strike.
Gein comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gein misses with a knee strike.

Gein manages to break the clinch.
Lee tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lee digs a good hook to Gein's body.
Lee lands a head kick. Gein smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Lee throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gein.
Gein moves into range and connects with a jab.

Bruce Lee's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gein throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Lee.
Lee scores with a leg kick.
Gein swings widly with a right hand
and Lee counters with a body kick.
Lee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gein was well out of range. Poor timing from Lee.
A clash of legs there as Gein blocks the low kick.
Lee takes one on the button.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bruce Lee's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ed Gein!
A very excited looking Ed Gein made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.