PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mathias Falcao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Nieddds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falcao kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Orgasmatron. Bobby Nieddds has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Mathias Falcao's chin.

Falcao
vs
Nieddds

169 cm
26
158 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

168 cm
30
150 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mathias Falcao!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bobby Nieddds!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Bruno Lombardi and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nieddds misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nieddds looks to land a combination but Falcao avoids it well.
Falcao shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Nieddds eats them both and turns towards Falcao to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
A punch combination from Falcao misses.
Falcao slips a jab from Nieddds.
Nieddds lands with a straight right. Falcao didn't see that one coming.
Nice defenses there by Nieddds.
Mathias Falcao seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nieddds fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Falcao manages to avoid it.
Falcao misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nieddds.
Falcao lands a nice shot that snaps Nieddds's head back.
A punch lands to the side of Falcao 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nieddds throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Falcao sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nieddds misses with a double jab.
Nieddds lands a jab to the nose.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nieddds swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Falcao makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Falcao throws out a loose jab but Nieddds uses good head movement to avoid it.
Falcao misses with a lunging right hand
and Nieddds counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nieddds thows a body shot but no joy.
Falcao throws a jab but it's blocked by Nieddds.
Falcao swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Nieddds counter with a right hand.
Nieddds takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A punch lands to the side of Nieddds 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nieddds lands a nice shot that snaps Falcao's head back.
Falcao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nieddds.
A jab from Nieddds does it's job there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Falcao misses with a body shot.
Nieddds avoids the body shot from Falcao.
Nieddds moves away from the strike by Falcao.
Nieddds ducks under a wild hook from Falcao.
Falcao falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nieddds makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nieddds blocks a jab.
Nieddds misses with a series of wild punches.
Falcao throws a right and a left that Nieddds avoids nicely.
Falcao misses with a hook. Nieddds ducked under it nicely.
Falcao throws a lazy right hand but Nieddds sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Falcao. Nieddds does a little dance to reset his feet.
Decent striking displayed by Falcao there.
No joy there for Nieddds, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Falcao throws out a powerful jab.
Falcao doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Falcao dodges the punch combination from Nieddds.
Nieddds takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Falcao swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nieddds.
Nieddds throws a nice looking combination but Falcao bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Falcao jabs at Nieddds's body.
Falcao takes one to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nieddds throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Falcao throws a body punch but Nieddds moves out of range.
Falcao fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nieddds manages to avoid it.
Nieddds just misses with a punch to the body.
No joy there for Nieddds, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nieddds swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Falcao looks to land a left hand but Nieddds moved out of range nicely.
Nieddds swings for the body but Falcao moves out of range.
Nieddds misses with an uppercut. Falcao saw that one coming.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Falcao with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Falcao looks to score with a jab to the body but Nieddds is just out of range.
Nieddds lands a right hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mathias Falcao dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Falcao throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Nieddds to counter with a crisp jab.
Nieddds connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nieddds misses with a looping right.
Nieddds throws out a loose jab but Falcao uses good head movement to avoid it.
A combination from Falcao does no damage.
Falcao dodges the punch combination from Nieddds.
Nieddds slips under a jab from Falcao.
Falcao connects with a body shot that sends Nieddds's belly button to the back.
Falcao misses with a double jab
and Nieddds counters with a two punch combo.
Falcao throws an off balance right hand
and Nieddds connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nieddds scores with a hook to the body. Falcao takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mathias Falcao is winning the standup battle so far.
Falcao slips a jab and a cross from Nieddds.
Falcao walks into a left hand.
Nieddds misses the jab.
A swing and a miss from Falcao.
Bobby Nieddds is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Falcao tries to bum rush Nieddds with a series of wild strikes but Nieddds uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Falcao doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nieddds misses with the combination.
Falcao lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nieddds throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nieddds scores with a punch to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nieddds lands with a right hand.
Nieddds scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A swing and a miss from Nieddds.
Falcao throws a poor cross that misses
letting Nieddds counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Falcao throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nieddds counters with a straight right hand.

Falcao is rocked!
Nieddds just misses with a punch to the body.
Nieddds misses with a double jab
and Falcao counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nieddds thinking.
Falcao misses with a shot to the body
and Nieddds counters with a straight right hand.
Falcao will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nieddds throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nieddds connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Falcao's hands.
Nieddds dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Falcao cracks Nieddds with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nieddds ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Falcao. Nieddds does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nieddds moves out of range of the strikes.
Jab by Nieddds.
Falcao stuns Nieddds with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nieddds moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nieddds connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Falcao's hands.
Oh Falcao is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nieddds throws a right and a left that both miss.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Falcao throws a looping overhand right but Nieddds ducks down to avoid it.
Falcao thows a body shot but no joy.
Falcao misses with a left hand
and Nieddds counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Falcao scores with a nice right hand.
Falcao misses with a wild body shot.
Falcao seems to have got his legs back now.
Falcao works Nieddds's body with a nice hook.
Falcao swings widly with a right hand
and Nieddds counters with a one-two to the body.
Nieddds throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nieddds thows a body shot but no joy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Falcao throws a series of punches but Nieddds avoids them all with ease.
Falcao misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby Nieddds showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Falcao jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Falcao misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nieddds counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Falcao thows a body shot but no joy.
Falcao doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nieddds swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nieddds is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Falcao.
Falcao looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Falcao swings for the body but Nieddds moves out of range.
Nieddds cracks Falcao with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nieddds has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Nieddds there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nieddds scores with a sloppy right hand. Falcao should have avoided that one.
Falcao swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nieddds counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Falcao rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Nieddds counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Falcao thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nieddds stuns Falcao with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nieddds lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nieddds throws a right hand that Falcao ducks under and follows up with a left that Falcao also avoids with ease.
Falcao misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nieddds.
Falcao connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nieddds throws a series of punches but Falcao avoids them all with ease.
Nieddds looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nieddds takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nieddds just misses with a punch to the body.
Nieddds takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Falcao takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nieddds throws a combination that misses
and Falcao counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nieddds uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Falcao.
Falcao throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Falcao fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nieddds manages to avoid it.
Nieddds scores with a sloppy right hand. Falcao should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Nieddds!
Falcao lands a nice shot to the body.
Falcao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Falcao takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Falcao moves out of range of the strikes.
Falcao swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Falcao takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nieddds waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Falcao.
Nieddds uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Falcao.
Nieddds is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Falcao misses with a wild body shot.
A slow jab from Falcao misses its intended target.
Nieddds keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nieddds wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Falcao misses with a wild body shot.
Nieddds thuds his right hand into Falcao's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Sloppy strikes from Nieddds. Those never looked like landing.
A jab from Falcao misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Nieddds, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nieddds throws the left hand but Falcao avoids the punch easily.
Falcao has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Falcao throws a body punch but Nieddds moves out of range.
Nieddds slips under a jab from Falcao.
Falcao digs a good body shot into Nieddds's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nieddds lands with a nice body punch.
Nieddds uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Falcao.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nieddds stalks Falcao and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Falcao's face. Falcao staggers backwards, shaken.
Nieddds throws a series of punches but Falcao moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bobby Nieddds comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Nieddds has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bobby Nieddds!
Bobby Nieddds very nearly forgot to thank Black Market Pharmacy and Laundromat amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.