PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa ButtHead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Red Bull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Red Bull will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

ButtHead
vs
Bull

175 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

181 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Santa ButtHead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Red Bull!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Radbod Blank and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bull with a poor takedown

and ButtHead counters with a shoot takedown. Bull fights it but they end up in guard.
Bull will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Bull throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Bull thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
ButtHead pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bull is keeping the position for now.
Bull has momentary wrist control but ButtHead slips an elbow through the middle.
ButtHead pushes down on Bull's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Nice strikes from ButtHead there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bull tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Bull is trying to get back to full guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
ButtHead drops an elbow to the side of Bull's head.
ButtHead winds up and cracks Bull with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
ButtHead takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
ButtHead drops an elbow to the side of Bull's head.

Bull is rocked!

ButtHead stands up from half guard.
Bull is still on wobbly legs! Can ButtHead finish him?
Bull misses with a takedown attempt

and ButtHead counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
ButtHead with a nice head shot there.
ButtHead loads up on a big left hand. Bull felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - ButtHead looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Bull can't hide his disappointment, as ButtHead celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Santa ButtHead!
Our winner, Santa ButtHead, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.